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NBC Hannibal ft. dubious euphemisms

99% rizzles? Ziet er niet naar uit hoor! Van de eerst 10 bijdrages die ik zag toen ik naar jou blog kwam, was er geen 1 van r&i en dus ook geen rizzles...... Lotte, lotte, lotte toch, je lijkt mark rutte wel!!

Wie ben jij? :p

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Carol - Carter Burwell

#dat soundtrack

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put a film in my ask

30secondfics

request: ekekekekek

~author’s note~ I said I would write all of my requests… LOL I AM SO DONE.

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“Calliope!” the dolphin trainer blows his whistle and tosses a red ball in the air.

Callie swims up and balances the sphere on the tip of her nose as she swims across the pool on her tail. It had been a long day of training but she tries her best to keep herself above the water to get her reward.

“Good girl!” the human pats her head and brings out the bucket of fish. He tosses a few into her mouth and watches her consume them. “You’ve been such a good girl, here… have the rest of the bucket.”

Callie does a quiet cheer and opens her jaw to let the trainer dump the contents into her mouth. Quickly swimming away, she swims to the bottom of the pool where another dolphin lay.

Arizona never left her spot. She only went up to get air through her breathing hole, ever since she got caught in a broken pool drain and lost part of her fin.

Callie nudges her pool mate’s side and purrs. But Arizona simply blows bubbles and remains still. Callie presses her nose against Arizona’s and opens her mouth to let the fish float out. Arizona wiggles her tail and kisses Callie before snacking on the treats her friend had brought her. Ever since her injury, the other dolphins in the pool simply ignored her. But Callie always tried to cheer her up.

Callie watches happily as her friend ate. Lost in her dolphin thoughts, she remembers the place she used to live before they caught her. Where the water was clear and you could swim as far as the eye could see. Then it hit her. Quickly explaining her plan to Arizona, she gets the other dolphin to comply.

As the sun begins to set, Callie and Arizona swim up to the surface of the pool. The ocean was a mere meters away, but it was still risky. Especially for Arizona. But they would risk their lives for a shot at being free together.

Swimming backwards, Callie nods her head at Arizona. Arizona squeaks back and swims behind her partner. Callie begins to swim and Arizona tries her best to keep up with her. Building speed towards the pool wall, Callie jumps over the concrete and supports Arizona on her back as the two jump over the sunset.

They make it over the wall and swim into the ocean as free dolphins.

#voor Martin

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A Tasting Menu of Female Representation:

The Bechdel:

two or more women talking to each other about something other than a man

The Mako Mori:

at least one female character with her own narrative arc that is not about supporting a man’s story

The Sexy Lamp:

a female character that cannot be removed from the plot and replaced with a sexy lamp without destroying the story.

Chef’s Specials:

The Anti-Freeze:

no woman assaulted, injured or killed to further the story of another character.

The “Strength is Relative”:

complex women defined by solid characterization rather than a handful of underdeveloped masculine-coded stereotypes.

priscellie

thisisrabbit

Furiosa test.

oliviaabensonn

I’ve been laughing at this for the last three days istg

thelovelesslesbian

I don’t think this movement is analysed enough.

afriendandboy

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

pear-pressures

How will we get inside though, if no one can hold the door open?

Is tinder worth my time or will I constantly receive dick pics? :o

Only matches can send you stuff (unlike grindr), so any matches with penises may send you dick pics, yes, but if you set your 'want to see' setting to only women (like I did), or if you only match with dickless people, there will be no dick pics Having said that... tinder is still kinda shitty :p but it's also kinda nice if you're a little bit scared to flirt with people irl Q

Teaching first year uni students statistics and texting your tinder date at the same time...... does that equal good or bad adulting :P

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