Check Your Lipstick Before You Come For Me

Naomi Smalls, Kim Chi, and Bob the drag queen are going to be the top 3 of season 8, mark my words

[niambi]

Gardevoir: Are you wearing the ch-

Tsareena: The Chanel boots, yeah i am :) 

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[birdography]

The most dangerous flightless bird in Australia is sitting under a beach umbrella stealing grapes.

[d0gbl0g]

[powerburial]

someone fed him a pickle

[thecutestofthecute]

When the bae is sleepy but agrees to hold your hand

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20161]

OMG

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

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[techtvhottie]

when they say you’re not masc

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[twocubes]

[whythebigpaws]

Given these constructions, there is no maximal volume. The volume approaches infinity as the angle approaches 90 degrees.

[whythebigpaws]

In fact these formulae are unrelated

[twocubes]

the lateral height of a cone is the length of a line segment from the apex of the cone along its side to its base.

try harder.

[whythebigpaws]

I’m a math grad student I don’t deserve to be humiliated like this

[twocubes]

sorry, it was either you or me :V

[rolling-on-caffeine-and-code]

I think? But I’m only at undergrad level in mathematics, so feel free to point out if I f@*$ed up. I was never particularly amazing at geometry.

[twocubes]

this is entirely correct; very thorough too :3

also this should entirely be accessible to anyone who’s done just enough calculus to talk about maxima and minima of continuously differentiable functions, which means either high school or undergrad calc, depending on your educational path; don’t be so worried ;p

(incidentally you could have skipped from h=l/√3 straight to the answer by using arccos instead of arctan but arctan is a nicer function anyways so w/e)

[wumblr]

me looking at this post

[te-amo-corazon]

HONESTLY

[pearlific-blog]

Life is so stressful and difficult, drugs seem like such an easy way out. But, momma didn't raise no quitter, and that's a fact.

[ivanv]

[pearlific-blog]

people: nicki’s verse in monster is the greatest rap verse of our time

me, an intellectual: 
yekaterina petrovna zamolodchikova
but your dad just calls me katya
i’m the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
always keep ‘em coming back for more
you’re a basic ass hoe and it’s your time to go
so bitch let me show you the door
cause it’s me whose getting laid and i’m always getting paid;
the only high class russian whore
i’m a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
that’s a rash, not a herpes sore
lenin in the streets, dostoyevsky in the sheets
baby, are you ready for this cold war?
katya zamolodchikova

[pearlific-blog]

me in the future

my kid: mommy will you sing me a lullaby?

me: sure sweetie

me: Yekaterina 👄 Petrovna 👠 Zamolodchikova 📢 but your dad 👨 just calls 📞📲 me Katya😘 I'm the bright 💡 red scare 👹 with the long 🍆 blonde hair 💇 always keep them 👨👱 coming back for more 🏃 you're a basic ass hoe 💦 and it's your time ⏰⏳ to go so bitch 🐩 let me show 👉 you 👉 the door 🚪 cause it's me 👆 who's getting laid 👉👌 and I'm always getting paid 💅💰 the only high class 👑 Russian 🇷🇺 whore 😜 I'm a scorching 🔥 hot 💦 mess 🗑 in a skin 😏 tight dress 👗👛 that's a rash 😷 not a herpes sore 😈 Lenin 👴 in the streets 🌴 Dostoyevsky 📚 in the sheets 🌛👣 baby 👶 are you 🙏 ready for this cold ❄ war ⚔☠ Katya 💋 Zamo 💌 lodchikova 😝

[delioncunt]

kink confess: katya believing in herself and trusting her ideas.

[hepatitties]

I always thought shangela was just annoying as fuck but looking back at season three she actually was kind of fierce

[xxbuggrrrlxx]

when katya laughs and she starts flailing her arms around

rt if u agree

[ivanv]