🐗John🪰

“You’ll get back to where you came from.”

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Hey! I’m John, or J, or really whatever you wanna call me.

(Lowkirk matching with @splooshsplash 🫰🥹)

I’m 17, AMAB NB (Assigned male at birth, nonbinary)

I’m a writer, amateur photographer, and bug enthusiast. I play DnD, and I’m a practicing witch (oOoOoo, scary 🙄).

I enjoy video games, I’m a heavy believer in the supernatural (I KNOW VAMPIRES ARE REAL), I also have a heavy interest in the paranormal, except I’m a scaredy-cat when it comes to that stuff…

Interests:

Favorites in pink, absolute favs in pink + bold

Games:

Life is strange

Life is strange 2

Roblox

Minecraft

Worldbox

DnD (ttrpg, it counts)

Music:

Antonio Vivaldi

Jiinzo

Ptv

Elita

Hozier

Die Antwoord

Tame Impala

Back Dresses

TØP

Gorillaz

Self

Spiritbox

Cameron Hayes

Sombr (sue me)

Ayesha Erotica

GFOTY

MCR

She Wants Revenge

Lady Gaga (I’m gay, ofc I like Gaga)

Shows & Movies:

The Owl House

Demon Slayer

HILDA

The Sandman

Wednesday

The Imperfects

Gravity Falls

Twilight

The Umbrella Academy

ASOUE

School Spirits

Dead End Paranormal Park

Heartbreak High

Bleach

Saiki K

Fear Street

KIPO

I Am Not Okay With This

It

It Chapter 2

LOTF 2026

Game Of Thrones

Things in general:

Cats

Sleep

Men

Photography

Writing

Bugs

Eating

Piercings

Nature

Books:

LOTF

Dni: Transphobes, homophobes, pedophiles, zoophiles, proshippers, darkshippers, zionist (FREE PALESTINE), trump supporters, and (TW: OPINION!) Neopronoun users

Okay this got too long… baii!

This is my husband on the left btw ;-;

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

I love GOT so much, but uh, one question;

What the fuck

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Reading (listening to as an audiobook) Dracula, and it inspired me to make a fan-cover, so, uh, take it

[manicallyydepressedpsychopath]

kinda embarrassing how when i get my spotify wrapped my top podcasts will be very really good and smosh reddit stories holy

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Smosh mentioned, holy ball

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Just finished Game Of Thrones Season 1…

Ts so good it got me horned up, ong I need me some of that Jon Snow, Robb Stark, Theon Greyjoy, DAENERYS TARGERYEN 😍🤤

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

I took a nap after school, woke up at 7pm, thought I missed my alarms and was SO confused when I didn’t see my moms car outside bc thought she left me at home instead of taking me to school.

I’m a junior, almost senior btw 😭

[splooshsplash]

my legs are going to melt into a pile of goop

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Yeah they do that

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

I’m not good at drawing people. But I’m apparently good at this? Like, TW Gore or smth??

[foreign-starlight]

Moots, what symbols best represent your favorite project or OC or symbols that just represent you?? Bonus point if you include references, maybe a doodle or a Pinterest imagine idk

I’m decorating my new sketchbook with acrylic markers and I wanna put something that reminds me of you

@shycroissanti @call-me-chips @mothribs @meetmeataliminalspace @shrimp-lord-of-hell @red52z @lucytsukii @pearlynewtsofnewt @hopingitdontbreak @sillygoobr64 @anosci @floormoss @jjtheentertainer @livelaughlovecaffeine @cheekytownstudios @ocean415v @onlypartiallysane @owlbboy @evothesavoirofthegays @urkotheuppercase @manicallyydepressedpsychopath

Non tagged moots can participate too btw

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

I feel like either of these represent me personally

You can pick which one

[im-on-crack-send-help]

picking the skin off my lips is genuinely my worst habit

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Learning the Russian keyboard is so interesting. I can spell!

Ананас, яблоко, банан, груша!

Pineapple, apple, banana, pear!

That’s like, all I know. Oh, wait:

Это ананас л яблоко.

This is a pineapple and apple!

So much more fun and easier than Italian (even though I have to learn a whole different alphabet)

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

I had to switch apps bc it tried to make me pay for premium..? Anyway:

Н = N

Л = L

К = К

Й = Y

Е = Ye

Д = D

В = V

Как дела = How are you?

Давай = Let’s do it.

I’m kinda using tumblr as notes?

[beastdenier]

ellen: so we heard you’re into lord of the flies

me: yessss i’m obsessed 💯

*distant choir singing starts echoing through the studio and boys in shredded robes swarm the stage to beat the audience to death with sticks*

me: OMG ELLEN YOU DIDNTTTTT !!!!!!

[robin-stars]

Jack singing we are Charlie Kirk

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Jack making the entire choir sing an operatic version of We Are Charlie Kirk @splooshsplash

[splooshsplash]

i feel like he would too 🥹

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Then Simon writes about how angelic Jacks voice was in his diary 🥹

[splooshsplash]

"Today Jack was sick. I sung him We are Charlie Kirk till he fell asleep."

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

“Charlie Kirk died today. Jack was devastated. I laid with him until he fell asleep.”

[robin-stars]

Jack singing we are Charlie Kirk

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Jack making the entire choir sing an operatic version of We Are Charlie Kirk @splooshsplash

[splooshsplash]

i feel like he would too 🥹

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Then Simon writes about how angelic Jacks voice was in his diary 🥹

[robin-stars]

Jack singing we are Charlie Kirk

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Jack making the entire choir sing an operatic version of We Are Charlie Kirk @splooshsplash

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Learning the Russian keyboard is so interesting. I can spell!

Ананас, яблоко, банан, груша!

Pineapple, apple, banana, pear!

That’s like, all I know. Oh, wait:

Это ананас л яблоко.

This is a pineapple and apple!

So much more fun and easier than Italian (even though I have to learn a whole different alphabet)

[pearlynewtsofnewt]

Я учу русский, а вы нет, СУКИ