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Listen to this big dumb himbo ramble about how good it feels to be a good dumb himbo. You know you want more.... You gotta become a big dumb himbo... Why is this video lasting forever? Why do you keep watching? Let the video take you over, and fuck your mind. You need more hypnosis? Checkout my SoundCloud and YouTube for more Dumb Jock and Himbo Hypnosis
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Coach received some worrying information about one of his star players, DE1. His performance at practice and during games was still very good, great even. But it was all overshadowed by some disturbing reports. DE1 's grades have gone up since last season and he was seen walking around campus with a textbook in his hand. Moreover, his turnout at frat events dropped below 100% and he has been seen interacting with multiple nerds at least three times within the previous two weeks.
This was enough for Coach to get concerned, so he invited DE1 for a chat in his office. The jock entered the room and sat in a chair in front of Coach's desk. DE1 was one of Coach's finest specimens - he was absolutely huge. 6'5 and 260 pounds of pure muscle, with arms ready to tackle a mountain, pecs and shoulders prepared to withstand the pressure of the entire offensive line and legs the size of tree trunks. An absolute stud, and perfect advertisement of Coach's training methods.
Coach greeted DE1 and explained why he asked him to come - he laid out all the concerning rumors that were spreading withing the building of the Athletics Department - about his focus on studying and interacting with non-jocks. DE1, in turn, was confused by what he heard and didn't really know how to respond to his Coach's words.
He didn't have time to come up with anything to say though, as right after he finished speaking Coach turned his computer around and DE1 was now looking straight into a monitor displaying a condensed version of one of Coach's trusted hypnotic videos. The jock's attention suddenly shifted towards the screen, forgetting about anything else. His whole body relaxed in the chair, his legs now wide apart and showing off his bulge, visible through his shorts.
As the video showed shirtless jocks working out, then jocks in full gear tackling each other during a football game, then jocks partying and drinking while dancing with only boxers on, DE1 began drooling. As he did, subliminal messages continued to make their way into his brain
DUMB
BRO
FLEX
OBEY
LIFT
PARTY
JOCK
DAWG
The sounds encoded within the video only amplified these commands. Coach looked from behind the screen as his best edge rusher took in everything Coach wanted and slowly, but surely, returned to his proper ways - a jacked brute, capable only of lifting, partying and sacking every QB he encounters.
After a while the video came to an end. Coach took back his computer and DE1 blinked a few times, then wiped most of the drool form his face and scratched his crotch.
"uhhhhhhh, Coach.... what... happened, bruh?"
"Everything's fine. Let me ask you a few questions. What's your name."
"DE1, Coach, duh."
"And who are you?"
"Am the best DE in the conference, Coach!"
"What's your approach to college and classes?"
"Duuuuude, that's some nerd shit, lemme tell ya, Coach, I do just enough to go above the NCAA threshold for scholarship athletes, bro, huhuhuhuh"
"Good, DE1, and do you stay in contact with people who don't play football?"
"Ugh, dude, Coach, me? With a fuckin' nerd? Bruh, am doin' just fine with the dudes on the team. Ain't no one else I need to stay in contact with, Coach"
Coach grinned as DE1 responded exactly the way he was supposed to.
"Thanks, DE1, you're free now. Don't be late to tomorrow's practice"
"Will do, Coach!"
A day later Coach was notified of DE1 posting a shirtless photo on Instagram with the caption reading "who ready for that Alpha Phi beer fest bruhs?"
Reminder to faggots and betas alike, I don't need your money to fund my lifestyle. I'm fucking born with a silver spoon and I work professionally while also running my family business with my brothers. All your fag tax, contributions, gifts, and all that stuff are all donated to foundations and organizations meant to curb or repel your rights so you'll be even closer to live the life you deserve under the auspices of straight alpha men that own your whole existence. So yes, you actively funded your pathetic future with every single dollar you take out from your pocket. It must be nice for your little clit dick to actively participating in denying yourself rights that you know you don't deserve
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Notes: Some of yall are really geeking out to my content, you transport it to X and slap some captions thinking yall slick and alpha LOL. I have eyes everywhere and I can see right through you boys. Stay addicted, I know you'll crawl back and goon to my stuff and trying to hide the fact that your dick is twitching everytime the notification of my new posts popped up
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Your heart is beating faster but your cock twitched harder. It's not fear or dread that you feel, it's a desire to serve and crawl
Your heart is beating faster but your cock twitched harder. It's not fear or dread that you feel, it's a desire to serve and crawl
Go on, sniff this. You know you want to
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He loves to see you gag on his massive sweaty cock, he loves to see how it doesn't fit in your mouth, he loves to spank you with it, and he knows you love it too.
"straight" himbo
He keeps telling you he's straight, that a hole is a hole, that it doesn't matter how much he fucks and cuddles with you, that when he brings gifts and is jealous of every guy you hang out with is just a "bros who fuck sometimes" thing, that saying "I love you" while he's pounding your ass while looking at your face is just a human reflex. He tells that so much you're almost starting to believe at this point.
PUFF UP THOSE PECS
PACKAGE UP THAT COCK GREEN IS THE GAME
this jockstrap friday
'sex scenes are gratuitous' mmhm please enjoy these complete character/narrative arcs composed exclusively of sex scenes
Himbo jock
Turns out the self-possessed, arrogant, narcisist and sarcastic jock is actually a hopeless romantic, sending you gifts, letters, flowers, sending audios at night longing for you. Even better when he's fucking you open saying how much he loves you.