Huge Naturals

love my wife love planes love my cat love my guitar tgirl, fat dyke, 29 🔞@deathcabfortranny

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Really leaning into this whole newfangled “lesbian” thing today

[dykeleftinhotcar]

destroying my marriage by poorly trying to explain the monty hall problem to my wife who does not understand the monty hall problem

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have looked hot recently, no other updates

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🎆🎇🎆🎇

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anyone else in here gay

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texting my wife about which members of kids in the hall i think estrogen would have saved and she isn't immediately dropping everything at her important job that helps people to agree with me and call me a genius. what gives.

[pedal-broad]

For the record i replied within like 5 minutes

[dykeleftinhotcar]

starting a dream pop band with my wife so if we ever break up we can make rumors but mid

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discussing the themes present in berserk in all seriousness and then being like anyway. what if guts and griffith FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!

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touga sending utena a dress to wear to the dance when she should have been pulling up in this

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just found out that there was a mixup and now I'M the new pope... they're sending me to pope school where I don't know anyone EXCEPT my old rival who was actually supposed to become the pope... AND I'M RUNNING LATE?? *dashes out the door with a piece of the holy eucharist in my mouth*

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i am reading the signs and portents, inhaling the vapors and consulting the smoke and the birds. and they all say you're going to have a great friday!

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They'll turn me in your arms, lady/Into an esk and adder/But hold me fast, and fear me not/I am your bairn's father.

They'll turn me to a bear sae grim/And then a lion bold/But hold me fast, and fear me not/And ye shall love your child.

Again they'll turn me in your arms/To a red het gand of airn/But hold me fast, and fear me not/I'll do you nae harm.

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walking past an inferior bar so i can go to MY bar.

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they decorated for valentines day because they love ME

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when the leftover soup tastes even better today than it did yesterday because the flavors have had a chance to meld together

[meatmancastiel]

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i have a dungeon in my house but its not for sex its just for capturing and torturing people in a way that im really not horny about at all. i would like to have a sex dungeon to do this in ways that i AM horny about but i don't really have the money or space to set one up. on account of the regular dungeon.