even more random series of prompts
“Or, you know, you can not be boring and help me.“
“HAH, you’re as alone as I am!"
"911? Yes, I’d like to report a loser."
"See you in prison, pal!"
"Thank god, I thought you were serious for a second there."
"That got a lot more complicated than it needed to be."
"Do I look like a cat to you?!"
"Know this; I have all the baggage."
"Time to ruin everything."
"Did you know you have enough bones in your body to make a skeleton?” (B: “…Please stop talking.”)
“Well this is a predicament."
"I built this town with my bare hands."
"Are you labeling me? And not in the metaphorical fashion, you are literally putting a label on me."
"Is this what it’s like being average?"
"That sigh was a lot louder than I intended it to be."
"Hasta la vista, jackass."
"I’m a romantic, I know ALL the pick-up-lines. Every single one."
"Well isn’t this tubular?!"
"They deny it, but they have no idea what they’re doing."