⚫️: the "no one understands obito" collection
rants:
⚫️ Obito's feelings for Rin (and how he stopped loving her romantically in adulthood, though he never stopped loving her as his, to quote JJK's Gojō Satoru, "one and only" best friend)
⚫️ Why Obito? (Why did Madara choose Obito instead of Shisui or Itachi or Fugaku or any other Uchiha?)
⚫️ Obito's height + his underrated mastery of Henge (actually a shitpost but since *some* research & canon discussions did take place, i'll also put it here for the lols)
⚫️ Why Obito "forgot" Kakashi's gift (basically a rant about Obito's early life in Konoha & with Team Minato)
⚫️ How Obito held back against Kakashi in Kamui (tags)
⚫️ "What if Obito survived?" - He would not (voluntarily, happily) live in Konoha. (aka: Why does everyone forget how Obito hates the shinobi system as much as "anti Konoha" nart fans do?)
⚫️ *sigh* Everyone Forgets about the Cursed Seal, Part 1: Why Obito could NOT have "just come back" to Konoha after (being choreographed by Madara & Zetsu into) witnessing Rin's death
⚫️ *sigh* Everyone Forgets about the Cursed Seal, Part 2: No one even knew Madara put a cursed seal on Obito's heart (aka: Proof he had long lost his trust in Kakashi)
⚫️ Obito fumbling the baby Naruto go boom boom situation (actually a shitpost-y addendum but got rant-y too i guess) (i am so sorry to OP)
notes:
⚫️ Something "strange" during Obito's encounter with Guy (aka: How Obito could've done in Guy here, but did not)
⚫️ Madara regrets Obito (aka: The nonsensicality of Madara saying Obito "exceeded [his] hopes")
⚫️ The time Obito kidnapped Sasuke fresh-off-the-fratricide and he had a panic attack + the r o p e s
⚫️ Tobi & Deidara's suicide
⚫️ That moment Sasori dissed him to his face and Obito gives zero fucks lmao
⚫️ Why Obito didn't have Kabuto use Edo Tensei on Shisui or the Uchiha Clan
How Black Zetsu was able to manipulate Madara (aka: How deeply Uchihas love, and how transformative that love or its loss can be)
Itachi about Obito to Sasuke: a "comrade" and a "mentor"
Tobirama & Madara's corpse (i realize how this sounds but i swear this isnt abt necrophilia) (aka: Proof of Tobirama's dehumanization Uchiha + possible plot holes)
The Ōtsutsuki's Karma should not be able to absorb Mokuton (aka: How Mokuton counters Rinnegan's ninjutsu nullification + Karma / Boruto's ninjutsu nullification)
Does Obito fly or levitate? (Obito vs Konan) (either way he's defyyying gravity)
Conditions for Hagoromo to appear
archive:
Obito's most famous yet most misunderstood quote (always taken out of context)
Boyhood Blues: Were Obito & Kakashi ever really friends? (rant)
Kakashi speaking in favor of the Konoha regime's decision to commit the Uchiha genocide (rant)
Of course Ame is still a shithole (despite Naruto's promises) (rant)
Zetsu HATES Obito's GUTS lmao
shitposts:
Obito's height (rant)
Anime artists rly said "BIGGUS DICKUS BITO" (canon)
Uchiha Obito ALWAYS understood the assignment
Obito can't sit with the cool villains (rant)
You've heard of Tobito's Himbofication, now get ready for Holebito's Jokerification
Iruka & Obito: the Ame nin at chūnin exams (a conspiracy theory)
crossposts: (from other users or platforms)
⚫️ How Obito masterminded (and was responsible for) the alliance (aka: Why Obito declared war) - Combat IQ Matters
The Uchiha massacre's mishandling - Karyu Endan
The Will of Fire (Konoha's Genocide of the Uchiha Clan): Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - narrative-critical-understanding
How the Uchiha Coup was the only solution for Fugaku & the Uchiha Clan - maybeigiveafuck
Uchiha Flame Formation (Databook) - kiyoitsukikage
Uchiha Obito Character Page (Databook) - kiyoitsukikage
Tobirama the Scientist - leportraitducadavre
Sasori & Komushi - theaterakasuna-blog
How to fix the shinobi system - Maxx Crowley

















