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You're not just a man anymore, you are a man with a van. You get a van, Jez, we could be men with ven

Super Hans

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.

Mark Corrigan

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Sophie's mum: Come back soon

Jez: Yeah, right. So your husband can kill me and your son can worship my stuffed corpse and you can wheel me out for a fuck. No thankyou.

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So what if I don't really love her. Charles didn't really love Diana and they were alright. Sort of.

Mark Corrigan

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Jez: What are you making?

Sophie's mum: Just some Blair resignation jam

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If I don't think about it, there's always a chance it didn't happen.

Jez

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If she's the one she's hiding it brilliantly.

Mark Corrigan

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I would literally stab a baby to do it.

Mark Corrigan

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Oh come on, she was my mum's aunt. I only met her about twice. It's not like she was Ian Curtis; she was never going to make a seminal album. She couldn't even make very good Christmas cake.

Jez

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She must have run off (except she definitely hasn't because I'm carrying her around in this bag)

Jez

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Maybe they're Johnson and Sophie wearing masks, and this is all being paid for by MTV and the Playboy channel!

Mark Corrigan

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I do sort of like it when he's rude to me. Hopefully that's more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.

Mark Corrigan

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Look at me, friends with a big black businessman like it's the most natural thing in the world!

Mark Corrigan

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I'm having an orgasm against my will! Oh God, she's stolen sex off me!

Mark Corrigan

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Oh yeah. Pissed and stoned in a gas-guzzler; this is the life. Already given a quid to Greenpeace this year so I'm golden.

Jez

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Don't be alarmed, Mark. It's just Tai Chi.

Johnson

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Maybe he's on acid or watched a whole Jeremy Kyle.

Mark Corrigan

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