—PENIS PARKER!

Ind. & Pri. & Sel. Peter Parker based on the MCU. Penned by Jasmine.

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     just  so  yall  know,  i’ve  moved !!!!  please  follow  me  over  here  now  for  all  of  ur  peter  parker  needs !!!

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     just  so  yall  know,  i’ve  moved !!!!  please  follow  me  over  here  now  for  all  of  ur  peter  parker  needs !!!

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     just  so  yall  know,  i’ve  moved !!!!  please  follow  me  over  here  now  for  all  of  ur  peter  parker  needs !!!

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     just  so  yall  know,  i’ve  moved !!!!  please  follow  me  over  here  now  for  all  of  ur  peter  parker  needs !!!

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     just  so  yall  know,  i’ve  moved !!!!  please  follow  me  over  here  now  for  all  of  ur  peter  parker  needs !!!

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     just  so  yall  know,  i’ve  moved !!!!  please  follow  me  over  here  now  for  all  of  ur  peter  parker  needs !!!

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     just  so  yall  know,  i’ve  moved !!!!  please  follow  me  over  here  now  for  all  of  ur  peter  parker  needs !!!

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u ever just watch endgame n get just. an insane amount of peter muse

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Legends of Tomorrow — S1E1  {Sentence Starters}

❛❛ He has achieved what no one in human history ever has. ❜❜

❛❛ What’s your name…? ❜❜

❛❛ Your mother was brave. ❜❜

❛❛ We are not warriors. We possess no army. ❜❜

❛❛ The golden age of gasoline engines, online pornography, and those silly little smartphones. ❜❜

❛❛ This feels good, being back in the field. Not that this is a field, but… ❜❜

❛❛ Too late to turn back now. ❜❜

❛❛ My night’s about to get a whole lot worse, isn’t it? ❜❜

❛❛ They have guns. ❜❜

❛❛ Join me for a drink? ❜❜

❛❛ I have come quite a long way to meet you. ❜❜

❛❛ I thought I told you to be careful! ❜❜

❛❛ What’s the use of sharing my intelligence if you won’t listen? ❜❜

❛❛ You, my love, almost got us killed. ❜❜

❛❛ Cops’ll never hassle a dad buying diapers in the middle of the night. ❜❜

❛❛ Why don’t you ask the dude who knocked us out and kidnapped us? ❜❜

❛❛ While you were incapacitated, I may have tampered with your weapons. ❜❜

❛❛ You got the wrong guy. ‘Hero’ ain’t on my resume. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s fun to watch you kick and punch and skewer bad guys, but I need a minute of your time. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m as trusting as you are cynical. ❜❜

❛❛ I died once. At least, the world thought I did. You know what happened? Nothing. ❜❜

❛❛ God, if you only knew how I loved you, and how much… how much it hurt every time he took you away from me. ❜❜

❛❛ Be a hero in the light. ❜❜

❛❛ You’ve lived in the shadows long enough. ❜❜

❛❛ I can’t believe you’re thinking of hooking up with the Englishman. ❜❜

❛❛ I have no desire to save the world. ❜❜

❛❛ We hate working and we love money. ❜❜

❛❛ You want me in, I’m in. But I’m not gonna be anyone’s hero. ❜❜

❛❛ Do you have any idea what an extraordinary opportunity we’ve been given? ❜❜

❛❛ I think we’re being punked… do people still say ‘punked’? ❜❜

❛❛ You don’t look too happy to be here. ❜❜

❛❛ Whatever you roofied him with, I’d like some. ❜❜

❛❛ Just hang on and remain calm. ❜❜

❛❛ I can’t believe you kidnapped me. ❜❜

❛❛ Why does this stupid station play nothing but reruns? ❜❜

❛❛ You still don’t remember me, do you? ❜❜

❛❛ I don’t remember you. I’m so sorry. ❜❜

❛❛ The more the world is focused on destroying itself, the less it notices an immortal psychopath in its midst. ❜❜

❛❛ Who wants to listen to some Captain and Tennille? My mother played it. A lot. ❜❜

❛❛ You’re not my type. But your lady, on the other hand… well, she looks just my speed. ❜❜

❛❛ Me being here - it’s all a big mistake. ❜❜

❛❛ You need to get us out of here now! ❜❜

❛❛ We’re not going anywhere unless our son’s coming with us. ❜❜

❛❛ We go out for one lousy drink, and you guys somehow manage to pick a fight with Boba Fett. ❜❜

❛❛ We’ve barely begun, and already this is the worst, unmitigated disaster of my career. ❜❜

❛❛ I see why you got the hots for that one. ❜❜

❛❛ My son is hurt because of you. ❜❜

❛❛ Start telling the truth! ❜❜

❛❛ Of course I lied to you. I needed your help. ❜❜

❛❛ Give me one good reason why we shouldn’t kill you. ❜❜

❛❛ I like being part of a team, man. ❜❜

❛❛ If we have the power to change the world, don’t you think we have the power to change our own fate? ❜❜

❛❛ I like killing people. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m just trying to make this world a better place, one war at a time. ❜❜

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sorry i havent been on here like i said i would !! ive just been sick n thats been a whole mess :c hopefully ill feel better and i can get back 2 writing soon !!

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Send ‘I don’t feel so good’ for my muse’s reaction to yours suddenly fading away in front of them.

Send ‘What’s happening?!’ For the reverse.

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shit i’ve said to my cat — starters

“what are you doing?”

“hey, shit-for-brains”

“please don’t eat that”

“you’re supposed to eat it, not play with it!”

“don’t eat the box”

“did you just bite my elbow?”

“your shit smells terrible”

“where are you going?”

“don’t start”

“let me sleep, it’s 3am”

“please calm down”

“stop biting my leg”

“you’re adopted”

“don’t look at me like that”

“why are you stepping on my laptop?”

“hey, people are trying to sleep”

“you’re lucky i love you”

“why is your ass in my face?”

“please don’t throw up on my bed”

“you scared the shit out of me!”

“stop eating the dog’s food, you have your own”

“that’s not a toy”

“you just sneezed in my face!”

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high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞

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protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

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          ‘ I was actually calling to say that maybe you shouldn’t come back to the party.                                                                     listen to this————’

             🕷️Ind. Pri. & Sel. Peter Parker 🕷️ MCU based 🕷️ 7+ years of experience 🕷 ️                        🕷️ Written by Jasmine 🕷️ Promo made by @couragelacking​ 🕷️

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anyways guess who just saw infinity war and is Back,

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                                                                      divine grace.