Things Members of PeniSMP have Totally Said!

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milfboss: remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with murder?

penis: stop romanticizing the past.

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shitty: You really think I give a fuck? I can't even read!

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gay: you often use humor to deflect trauma.

shitty: thank you!

gay: I didn't say that was a good thing.

shitty: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

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shitty: you saved me! I owe you my life.

milfboss: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed.

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penisuwu: you cant kill me! I have the power of [being] GOD and ANIME on my side!

penisuwu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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fuckass: i wake up every morning and choose violence

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shitty: whats your biggest fear?

gay: being forgotten.

shitty: damn

shitty: mine is the kool-aid man but i feel kinda dumb about it now

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penis: hey, can I have a sip of your water?

milfboss: its not water.

penis: oh, vodka! I like your st-

milfboss: its vinegar

penis: w-wwhat,,,

milfboss: its vinegar, pussy.

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penis: I remember cutting up crayons into powder and sniffing it as a kid

milfboss: how are you not dead

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gay: use those muscles you worked so hard for!

milfboss: he stopped working out last week, he's weak!

gay: w-why'd you stop working out??

shitty: I was sad!

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penis: College is extremely valuable! You should all value your education! Back in Nineteen-aught-seven, when I first graduated from University, I remember learning-

pisskiss: okay boomer, shut the fuck up!

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penis: you kill people for money??

milfboss: I can explain!

penis: all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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penis: welcome to mcdawnalds!

penis: do you want a fucking beesechurger?

shitty, in the electric chair: i just wanna see my best friend again

penis: chiken nugget

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penis: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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milfboss: WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN I PULL UP WITH THIS?

milfboss: *pulls out her shotgun*

penis w/ a weak pistol: OH THATS A GUN GUN

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milfboss: why are you on the floor?

shitty: i was depressed.

shitty: also stabbed, can you get Gay, please-