#source: incorrect quote generator

[torchwood-99]

Azriel: As your best friend—

Nesta: Gwyn and Emerie are my best friends.

Azriel, holding a knife: As your best friend—

[fodlans-most-depressed]

Original post by @i-am-ferdinand-von-tired.

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Zooble: (casually searching around the room)

Pomni: Hey, Zooble, what are you looking for?

Zooble: My will to live.

Gangle: (walks into the room)

Zooble: Oh, there it is.

[crackishincorrecthp]

*Harry does something unhinged while fighting with Voldemort* Voldemort: Voldemort: What is wrong with you? Harry: Many, many things... And most of them are your fucking fault

[correct-gaang]

[Toph and Sokka sitting in jail together] Toph: So who should we call? Sokka: I’d call Katara, but I feel safer in jail

[incorrectkids]

Hyunjin: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Seungmin: Are you a software update? because not right now.

[ohana-means-quoting-incorrectly]

Lilo: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Jumba, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Lilo, tossing away a foam dart gun: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is!

[amelia-queen-black]

Barry: I have a plan.

Joe: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Barry: …

Joe: …

Barry: I no longer have a plan.