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Elain: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Nesta: ...

Nesta: What a stupid fucking quote.

Nesta: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

Nesta: This mission is boring!

Azriel: This isn't a mission. I said I was going to the store.

Nesta: Then why did you ask me along for back up?

Azriel: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Azriel I'll do whatever I want!

Azriel: As your best friend—

Nesta: Gwyn and Emerie are my best friends.

Azriel, holding a knife: As your best friend—

Original post by @i-am-ferdinand-von-tired.

Dimitri: Wow, I feel happy and I’m having so much fun! Dimitri: Dimitri: *narrows eyes* Something’s wrong here.

Sylvain: She's the girl of my dreams! Ingrid: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams. Sylvain: I have a lot of dreams.

(Yoshi and Yuri are doing something absurdly dangerous)

Yoshi: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Yuri: Well that's encouraging.

Lilo: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Jumba, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Lilo, tossing away a foam dart gun: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is!

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