May 20, 2021
i have about 7 missing assignments but my desire to draw shittypenis has superseded everything i love them <3
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i have about 7 missing assignments but my desire to draw shittypenis has superseded everything i love them <3
(based on skins from this post)
so
i know you guys are really big on the main ppl of the peniSMP abut I’m here to spread propaganda for my favorite streamer.
so this is MammothCB. it means “massive cock and balls”. he was one of the original 6 members (before shitty) and is a master in parkour. he joined and then spent like 4 streams straight grinding obsidion so he could build a massive fucking penis on top of the main hub. he then left and only comes on when hes offered clout from cc!penis. hes the reason they call the hub the ”torture room”. he also is kindaaaaa a bad person but nvm that
mammoth my beloved
penis: hey, can I have a sip of your water?
milfboss: its not water.
penis: oh, vodka! I like your st-
milfboss: its vinegar
penis: w-wwhat,,,
milfboss: its vinegar, pussy.
Welcome to the PenisSMP Recap blog where we are like the recap twitter accounts but without the thread.
This blog is run by @snowflakes-rulez (mod s) and @boredfaneliza (mod e)
A couple of things in order for the recap blog to get started:
Send us a submit or a dm when a lore event happened: that includes date mm/dd/yy, the title, and who it was streamed by (or post made by the person/ anon)
Send us character lore/info about each character and will do updates if there’s anything wrong or lore event.
Since there are ccs boundaries, send us evidence about their boundaries.
We will do polls if the people don’t agree on a certain things or for fun!
Rules:
Don’t send nsfw content like images or explicitly. Joking about it, mentioned about the creator boundaries, or the characters names is fine.
Don’t have discourse in the notes.
Also, this blog and the penismp is all a fun joke. It’s made for fun :)
This blog might die, but eh we might as well have fun with it lmao
stop drawing c!penis as another anime boy and ignoring his goopy arc challenge >:((
milfboss: remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with murder?
penis: stop romanticizing the past.
penis: I remember cutting up crayons into powder and sniffing it as a kid
milfboss: how are you not dead
Where are all my fellow shittyunavailable shippers at I want to hear your head canons