tommeme-h:
“I said I’d help, but that was before you said who it was. Now I’ve changed my mind,” he replied with a shrug, meeting her eyes with an amused expression. “You say that like Oliver would give me the chance to keep something a secret. Now, if you want me to introduce you to someone who doesn’t possibly have crabs, let me know.”
@penny-wilde
Penny unabashedly rolled her eyes, only stopping herself from doing something equally as childish like sticking out her tongue by the continuous self-reminder that she was an adult — a mature one, even. She bit on the inside of her cheek briefly then lifted her chin a fraction. “Fine. Though it’s funny you say that, because I think I told Oliver the same exact thing when he moping around about you,” she said, a smile cutting across her face. She dropped her hands in favor of reaching out to give him a gentle shove. “But seriously, I need help, especially after my last disastrous foray into the modern world of casual hook ups. I need someone who won’t send me like, a million unsolicited dick pics on snapchat the next day.”
@tommeme-h
