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@pennyworthproper
Independent low activity non-selective Alfred Pennyworth from DC comics.
RULES/VERSES/ETC
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Can’t wait to interact with you all :)
(This blog is not 18+, all ages are welcome to interact as this will be a more sfw blog, however there will be gore so this will be pg-13)
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Jason just took a deep breath in then out "sometimes I wonder if you're wrong" the young man replied softly before getting up "how's things been since knightfall?"
Seeing Master Jason distressed wasn't an unusual sight, but it weighed heavily on his heart each time he witnessed it. Alfred stood up as well, his old knees creaking in the process.
"Things have been as they always have, Master Jason." the butler responded and started gathering the remains of an early lunch.
"Certainly! It would be my genuine pleasure to assist Mr. Pennyworth" Tim responded cheerfully. He hummed softly as his gaze swept methodically across the med bay, cataloging each item that required restocking. His LED flickered a soft blue light as he conducted his scan.
He watched in silence as the boy took stock.
"Thank you, Master Timothy. That scan of yours will never cease to amaze. Can you see what we need more of?" Alfred asked, already putting a box of fresh gauze wraps on the table.
I've noticed that I haven't been getting notified for some tags or reblogs so I decided to make this.
Under the cut are all my active threads with a link to the first post of the thread. This is both for me and the people I write with. It will be updated as threads are added or become inactive.
If we have an active thread and I've missed it please let me know!
Sorry for slow activity! Been spending all my new time transitioning to the new job! Love yall!
some robins on the way home
@build-a-birb asked "Hello Mr. Pennyworth! Is there anything I can help you with today?"
Alfred smiled and patted the young boy's head.
"I'd appreciate help restocking the med bay, Master Timothy." Alfred said, smiling at the boy. He was always glad to see more faces at the manor, and this was no exception. Timothy had proven to be a lovely young man.
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Oh dear... I must alert Master Bruce.
"I fucking attacked Gotham kidnapped Barbara I was the one in the cloudburst I.... I'm as bad....as h-him" the former Knights voice croaked
Alfred squeezed Jason's hands tight, doing his best to garner the young man's attention.
"Look me in the eye," he commanded. "You are nothing like that madman. You are nothing like The Joker and never will be. You have too kind a heart for deeds such as his."
Jason didnt like visiting the manor. It looked too much like it did when he was younger and the people in it were just as unchanged. The bad memories came rushing back and the good memories were warped into unrecognizable blurs. Too often he found himself overwhelmed in the grand manor, leaving too much room for anger and grief.
And yet, when he found himself cozy in the library, a fantastic literary classic in his hands, and the faint sound of Alfred's humming, it almost felt like home again. So peaceful he felt like he could rest there forever.
It was a warmth he forgot he even knew and a safety he so dearly missed.
Alfred finished steeping the tea, but set the sugar cubes aside on a tray of their own. The last time Jason had stayed in the manor for longer than he had to, he’d still been Robin, and back then, he’d taken his tea sickingly sweet, filling the cup with so many sugar cubes that the tea itself had nowhere to go and sloshed over the sides of the cup. Alfred didn’t know how he took his tea now.
He collected the tray and put a warm smile on his face. He had a job to do and a young ward to comfort.
“Master Jason, your tea is ready,” he announced and placed the tray on the side table, taking the teacup with the words ‘world’s best butler’ printed on the side and settling into a nearby chair.
@arkhambird asked: "Alfred..... I'm sorry for what I did as the knight"
Alfred kneeled on the ground in front of Jason, who was sat in a chair with his head in his hands. Alfred reached up and gently pulled the younger man's hands into his own.
"There is nothing to apologize for, my boy. Not to me."
random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
“ i want to be like you. “
“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “
“ what’s the plan here ? “
“ please just … come home. “
“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “
“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “
“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “
“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “
“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “
“ we’re not friends. “
“ so , do you come here often or … ? “
“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “
“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “
“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “
“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “
“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “
“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “
“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “
“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “
“ sing me a song. “
“ did you do this ? “
“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “
“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “
“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “
“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “
“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “
“ why are you leaving ? “
“ admit it … i drive you wild. “
“ you’re so infuriating. “
“ i hate this town. “
“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “
“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “
“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “
“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “
“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “
“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “
“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “
“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “
“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “
“ you are my platonic soulmate. “
“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “
“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “
“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “
“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “
“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “
“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “
“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “
“ … not many people really talk to me … “
“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “
@pennyworthproper asked: "Master Jason, would you care for a cup of tea?" Jason started, looking up from his book. "Oh, yeah, Alfred." He said, before remembering, "Please, I mean. Yes, please." As he watched his grandfather the older man nod he added one last thing, "And can it be a cup of the nice oolong you have in the cupboard? Please?"
Alfred smiled at the boy, patting his shoulder as he walked to the kitchen.
"Of course, dear boy. I do keep it in the manor just for you."
Alfred was a kind man; he was tough, intimidating, smart, but above all, he loved his family, and Jason's visit to the manor brought great joy to his heart. He quietly hummed as he prepared the tea.
There’s a lot of people following this blog already,,, yall must really love Alfred (and you’re right to. He’s the best)
..I’m gonna start making some icons
Had this url saved for a while… I’m REALLY considering starting to use it for its intended RP purposes… thoughts?
