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//hey guys, just a quick update - I am dropping Colress. I'm seeing no where near as much traffic as I used to so there's no point in maintaining a dead blog. If there is anyone still around to read this, thanks for all the good times. Love you all.
Procrastination || Colress & Archer
kickitup-anotch:
He responded rather quickly, all things considered. Archer was used to having to wait far longer periods of time, sometimes hours, sometimes days—his subordinates did so enjoy to blow him off at any opportunity they could afford. It was refreshing to not have to nag and nag and nag and nag, for once. The best part was that it was entirely to-the-point; so many of his subordinates had this tendency to ramble on and on and on about this, that, and the other, that it was more often he would end up with a seven paragraph essay that culminated in the fact that the A/C was broken than anything actually important.
He had a soft spot for people who didn’t waste his time on a regular basis, he had to admit.
Dr. Colress,
I am glad to hear you’ve managed to be productive. Lugia knows the grunts don’t always make it easy. If you ever find you do need funding, do make sure to submit the appropriate form to requisitions. Of course, fair warning, since you’ve offered, I will most likely be inclined to take you up on your offer; I don’t suppose you’ll be free for visitors any time in the near future? I do so enjoy pestering our researchers while they work.
Exec. Archer
Still, the name bothered him; the sooner he found out who this guy was, the better. For a fleeting moment, Archer considered simply asking Petrel, as he was certain that if this Colress fellow were anyone to keep an eye on, Petrel would certainly know, but the thought of doing so nearly made him sick; instead, he settled for simply for revving up the intranet’s database; he was convinced there was intel on this man, somewhere, and he was determined to find out where before he allowed his work to go any further.
A response promptly landed in his inbox. Scanning the message, Colress bit down on his lower lip. Perhaps it wasn’t a good idea to invite the admin - politeness might be the death of him.
Let us review where we stand, then.
He obviously couldn’t refuse the admin, that much was obvious. Would it hurt him, though, if he came down? Colress had no idea what Archer was like; anything he might say could tip him over the edge. However, he seemed well-spoken and somewhat upstanding from these two messages - not that that was sufficient evidence to gleam a personality from.
What about Colress himself? He didn’t exactly have anything to hide, he’d admitted to everything coming into this place. It’s true, he had some gripes about this organisation but many things can be contributed to fear of the unknown. After spending this much time here, the place struck him more like a machine than a criminal establishment. Everything was still mostly illegal, but that wasn’t exactly an issue for Colress.
He furrowed his brow, and returned to typing.
Executive Archer,
I have no qualms about you visiting anytime. Mines is not exactly a delicate task so there’s nothing you would be interrupting. If you want to drop by, go right ahead. Just be warned - it may not be as exciting as you hope it to be.
Dr. Colress
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again || Riley & Colress
steelingpeaceofmind:
Riley was not having a good week.
Riley usually did not have good weeks, but this one was even worse than usual. He takes a swig of cognac and returns his attention to his beloved laptop, staring at a black screen where the glorious Windows 95 interface was shining brightly just a few moments before.
Letting the initial shock pass over him, he suddenly realizes that his report is gone. All fifty pages of work he got done today, gone. Poofed. Because his computer decided to crash. And he didn’t have the foresight to save.
He mourns quietly, crying inside as he usually does. His emotions are a mix of anger, frustration, and sadness. Anger and frustration due to the work lost, sadness because he fears his old computer might be dead.
Riley tended to get very emotionally attached to his things and had trouble letting them go. He liked to rationalize his issues with the belief that electronics these days just weren’t built like they were back in ‘93. Furthermore, it was a belief that he had deluded himself into having full faith in, so this was a blow to his very foundation.
Sniffling a bit, Riley closes the laptop and picks it up, slowly making his way to tech support so they can work their computer wizardry. But of course no one’s there. Riley assumes everyone got laid off, presumably to pay for sprinklers or something.
Assessing his options, Riley formulates a plan B and heads to the science wing. His patience having run thin, he knocks on the first door he sees, and rasps, “How do computers work?”
It was his third cup of tea today, and he’d decided to throw some whiskey in there for good measure.
Reports were due in soon, and Colress hadn’t submitted a single report since joining Team Rocket. He was aware of the admin’s ‘thing’ for paperwork being done, on time, and to a high standard. Of course Colress could promise this - he was exactly the type of person to create such high quality work. Regardless, he’d been too distracted recently with the rigmarole of settling in.
He hammered on, spewing out assessments and predicted time-scales and other assorted phrases that would hopefully ensure him a job. He just needed more test-subjects, unfortunately.
There was a weak knock at the door. Colress rolled his eyes. Didn’t people have better things to do - like their own paperwork? Colress saved his work, took another sip of his tea and walked towards the door. There was some mumbling from beyond the frame. He stumbled at bit before opening it. Perhaps he had overdone it with the whiskey.
As the door slid open, Colress was surprised to find a rugged man looking awfully sad before him. He looked down at him, and curled up his lip.
“Can I help you?”
Procrastination [OPEN]
kickitup-anotch:
It had been a long day, for Archer, though it seemed his days were never anything but. It began simply: paperwork. Sweet, monotonous paperwork that eased him into the zone, relaxed him, distracted him from the ridiculous shenanigans of the base. There was only so much the executive could take on a weekly basis, after all–though it seemed like no one really respected the fact. Soon enough, his day has spiraled downward into a swirling vortex of madness, and it has begun with the claim that a team in the science department had set their lab on fire, leading Archer to spend the better part of the day trying to figure which lab had been set ablaze, and when it became apparent no such incident had happened, who had the gall to distract him from his work.
It was nearing ten when he finally gave up and headed back to his office, where it became extremely apparent to him that he’d missed most of his day’s work, and unfortunately, that meant one thing: overtime. Ah, yes, unpaid overtime really was the hallmark of his life, wasn’t it? Sighing, Archer had slouched back into his desk chair and ran one hand over his face, eying his to-do list carefully. None of it he really wanted to do, at the moment, because, and he would be loathe to admit this to anyone ever, effort. But there was still one thing that, as he looked at it, probably wouldn’t grate on his sanity as much as anything else probably could, at the moment, and that was to make his usual rounds of the labs and see who needed attending to. A fully-functioning research department was something Archer took pride, in after all.
Eyes scanning the list, he paused as he came across a name in particular that he couldn’t help but want to place; it was familiar, but only vaguely, remembering it perhaps only in the way that one would remember a long-forgotten book, and without further ado, Archer decided that, yes—this is where he would start. Firing up the base’s intranet messaging system, he drafted a quick message to this “Colress.”
Greetings,
It has come to my attention I have yet to visit your office. I understand you are one of our more recent researchers; I do hope you have been settling in, well, and that the others have not been giving you a hard time; some can be a little unsavory. I don’t suppose I should be expecting any project reports or funding requests from you at any time in the near future?
~ Exec. Archer
There was about five minutes between Colress receiving the message, and Colress replying.
The first two minutes, Colress had been pacing and then quickly re-reading the message. He clasped his hands and pressed his index fingers to his chin, folded his arms, tapped his glasses. He had done all manner of ‘thinking poses’ as he mentally dealt with his message. It was from an Executive. The top brass. His boss. And this was a criminal organisation, so he would have to pick his words carefully. Of course it wasn’t some mafioso like Giovanni had built, he hoped, but it was still dangerous.
The next two minutes, Colress sat staring blindly at his screen, trying to think of what to say that wouldn’t put him in the negative. How should he refer to Archer? What should he say? No sir, no money sir, thank you sir.
Don’t leave a Ponyta’s head on my bed please, sir.
Colress shivered.
For the last minute, Colress typed, a frown on his face and a quiver on his lips.
Hello Sir,
I didn’t think you would have time to acquaint yourself with the new blood, being that you are probably very busy. I can relate, of course - my work is a definite time sink. Progress has been made and you are welcome to come down anytime and see my machine in action over a cup of coffee. I should have a report due in soon but you need not worry about funding. At this stage, it’s all up to me and my brain.
Regards, Dr. Colress.
Procrastination [OPEN]
Colress slouched into his chair, flopping his arms onto the plastics rests. He was tired; there was no point denying it, although he would if you asked him. A man of his stature does not get “tired” - he never rests in his constant pursuit of expanded enlightenment. But for once in his life he was truly busy. He got used to the rigmarole of constant, pointless research but now he had a schedule, he had variety. Rocket were amping up his involvement now that he was a full-time member, settled in. There were even talks of field assignments, whatever they might entail.
He gazed emptily at his computer screen. He’d just finished the new Crobatman game, a game which he had been very much anticipating. It was a great way to take up all the time he was wasting, sitting doing nothing with sore bones and constant sighing. He had, of course, illegally acquired the game. Colress wasn’t aware of any rules regarding outside media or the like and he didn’t care to ask. “Pardon me sir, is it within my authority to leave the base and pick-up a video game?” The reaction could’ve been dismissive laughter, or it could’ve been a harsh punishment. So he “pirated” it. It wasn’t like it was a bad thing - he worked for a criminal organization.
He started to fidget with a pen. He was disgusted in himself, constantly berating his lack of work internally. But he just could not be bothered. He was making only slim and stunted progress with his Colress Machine MKII. He looked back to his computer. His screensaver returned the gaze, a group photo on the deck of the Plasma Frigate. He could talk for days about his disdain for his former employers but he would always miss one thing - the camaraderie. He knew everyone, he was acquainted with everyone. He wasn’t friends with everyone, by any stretch, but at least he had a few. To be fair, he was in a similar situation here. Colress took off his glasses and rubbed the bridge of his nose. It was only 9:38PM, and he was considering going to bed. He stopped himself when he heard his computer ding. He had received a message through Rocket’s internal messaging system.
A social call, or strictly business?
Colress opened the message with a tinge of anticipation.
Procrastination [OPEN]
Colress slouched into his chair, flopping his arms onto the plastics rests. He was tired; there was no point denying it, although he would if you asked him. A man of his stature does not get “tired” - he never rests in his constant pursuit of expanded enlightenment. But for once in his life he was truly busy. He got used to the rigmarole of constant, pointless research but now he had a schedule, he had variety. Rocket were amping up his involvement now that he was a full-time member, settled in. There were even talks of field assignments, whatever they might entail.
He gazed emptily at his computer screen. He’d just finished the new Crobatman game, a game which he had been very much anticipating. It was a great way to take up all the time he was wasting, sitting doing nothing with sore bones and constant sighing. He had, of course, illegally acquired the game. Colress wasn’t aware of any rules regarding outside media or the like and he didn’t care to ask. “Pardon me sir, is it within my authority to leave the base and pick-up a video game?” The reaction could’ve been dismissive laughter, or it could’ve been a harsh punishment. So he “pirated” it. It wasn’t like it was a bad thing - he worked for a criminal organization.
He started to fidget with a pen. He was disgusted in himself, constantly berating his lack of work internally. But he just could not be bothered. He was making only slim and stunted progress with his Colress Machine MKII. He looked back to his computer. His screensaver returned the gaze, a group photo on the deck of the Plasma Frigate. He could talk for days about his disdain for his former employers but he would always miss one thing - the camaraderie. He knew everyone, he was acquainted with everyone. He wasn’t friends with everyone, by any stretch, but at least he had a few. To be fair, he was in a similar situation here. Colress took off his glasses and rubbed the bridge of his nose. It was only 9:38PM, and he was considering going to bed. He stopped himself when he heard his computer ding. He had received a message through Rocket’s internal messaging system.
A social call, or strictly business?
Colress opened the message with a tinge of anticipation.
Procrastination [OPEN]
Colress slouched into his chair, flopping his arms onto the plastics rests. He was tired; there was no point denying it, although he would if you asked him. A man of his stature does not get “tired” - he never rests in his constant pursuit of expanded enlightenment. But for once in his life he was truly busy. He got used to the rigmarole of constant, pointless research but now he had a schedule, he had variety. Rocket were amping up his involvement now that he was a full-time member, settled in. There were even talks of field assignments, whatever they might entail.
He gazed emptily at his computer screen. He’d just finished the new Crobatman game, a game which he had been very much anticipating. It was a great way to take up all the time he was wasting, sitting doing nothing with sore bones and constant sighing. He had, of course, illegally acquired the game. Colress wasn’t aware of any rules regarding outside media or the like and he didn’t care to ask. “Pardon me sir, is it within my authority to leave the base and pick-up a video game?” The reaction could’ve been dismissive laughter, or it could’ve been a harsh punishment. So he “pirated” it. It wasn’t like it was a bad thing - he worked for a criminal organization.
He started to fidget with a pen. He was disgusted in himself, constantly berating his lack of work internally. But he just could not be bothered. He was making only slim and stunted progress with his Colress Machine MKII. He looked back to his computer. His screensaver returned the gaze, a group photo on the deck of the Plasma Frigate. He could talk for days about his disdain for his former employers but he would always miss one thing - the camaraderie. He knew everyone, he was acquainted with everyone. He wasn’t friends with everyone, by any stretch, but at least he had a few. To be fair, he was in a similar situation here. Colress took off his glasses and rubbed the bridge of his nose. It was only 9:38PM, and he was considering going to bed. He stopped himself when he heard his computer ding. He had received a message through Rocket’s internal messaging system.
A social call, or strictly business?
Colress opened the message with a tinge of anticipation.
what does Colress do to relax? Also (if this hasn't been asked before) what is his favourite music to listen to?
Colress doesn’t often admit it, but he does take a break from working now and then. He often reads a book, or play some video games. He’s a nerd like that. He rarely does anything socially on a face-to-face level, since he never finds the need to. Or he’s usually annoyed people to the point where they don’t want to see him. This doesn’t bother Colress of course. The only real social experiences Colress has are alcohol-related. Much like his days at university, he may occasionally indulge in a drink or two - he is fond of the sudden camaraderie you find with anyone when you’re inebriated.
In terms of music, he likes to surround himself with the classics. Some would say that it’s typical of him, and he’s just doing to look smarter. That’s not entirely wrong, as Colress does think it gives him a much more refined demeanor. But honestly, he does greatly enjoy a good composition. While that’s all he really likes, he also can’t deny a good beat of rhythm. Put on a classic disco tune and watch him roll his eyes, then tap his feet in time.
//RIP Iwata-san
//if it's alright with you all, I'm not going to be online today. I'm taking the day to play some Nintendo games. Rest in peace, Satoru Iwata. We appreciate everything you've done for Nintendo and the industry on a whole. You will be deeply missed. You showed us all how to be a corporate president, a game developer and a gamer.
Inbox Update
//so I think my inbox might be fixed now, I'm still in contact with tumblr support. I'm sorry to that anon who sent me a question but if you still don't work then I may have blocked you for sending weird asks. There is no way of knowing though, since it's all anon. If it is you, I'll see if I can unblock you. If not, I'm going to slam tumblr. Thanks much, I'll read anything I get when I wake up. Love you all <3
//Or not?
Okay so I’ve just got a message and I promise I will read it but for some reason it’s non-existent? Like it’s told me I’ve got a message, I had a mark in my inbox but when I go there it’s gone. The last inbox thing I did was block an anon who was acting really weird has that fucked it up? Anyone got any advice?
OOC Update
//I’m always looking to expand my headcanon collection! If you ever want to know anything about Colress, or have any suggestions, feel free to send him a message!
Procrastination [OPEN]
Colress slouched into his chair, flopping his arms onto the plastics rests. He was tired; there was no point denying it, although he would if you asked him. A man of his stature does not get “tired” - he never rests in his constant pursuit of expanded enlightenment. But for once in his life he was truly busy. He got used to the rigmarole of constant, pointless research but now he had a schedule, he had variety. Rocket were amping up his involvement now that he was a full-time member, settled in. There were even talks of field assignments, whatever they might entail.
He gazed emptily at his computer screen. He’d just finished the new Crobatman game, a game which he had been very much anticipating. It was a great way to take up all the time he was wasting, sitting doing nothing with sore bones and constant sighing. He had, of course, illegally acquired the game. Colress wasn’t aware of any rules regarding outside media or the like and he didn’t care to ask. “Pardon me sir, is it within my authority to leave the base and pick-up a video game?” The reaction could’ve been dismissive laughter, or it could’ve been a harsh punishment. So he “pirated” it. It wasn’t like it was a bad thing - he worked for a criminal organization.
He started to fidget with a pen. He was disgusted in himself, constantly berating his lack of work internally. But he just could not be bothered. He was making only slim and stunted progress with his Colress Machine MKII. He looked back to his computer. His screensaver returned the gaze, a group photo on the deck of the Plasma Frigate. He could talk for days about his disdain for his former employers but he would always miss one thing - the camaraderie. He knew everyone, he was acquainted with everyone. He wasn’t friends with everyone, by any stretch, but at least he had a few. To be fair, he was in a similar situation here. Colress took off his glasses and rubbed the bridge of his nose. It was only 9:38PM, and he was considering going to bed. He stopped himself when he heard his computer ding. He had received a message through Rocket’s internal messaging system.
A social call, or strictly business?
Colress opened the message with a tinge of anticipation.
New Territory | Surge & Colress
Colress’ hands were sweaty underneath his gloves. He had been granted “up-top” access to comb the outlying forest for “test subjects”, although Colress hadn’t referred to them as such in his request. An unfamiliar environment was set before him, traipsing through the undergrowth as he found nothing but Rattatas. His Treveant loomed near, functioning as his guide and his guardian.
He was very quickly thrown off guard by the command, stumbling backwards into Treveant. Composing himself, he glanced over the bush he was sifting through to see a stern man crouched down, ready for battle. Colress fixed his glasses nervously.
“Ah, apologies. My stealth skills aren’t exactly top-notch. Are you with the, um, ”team”?” He asked, with a worried expression on his face. Colress thought of himself as a strong fighter but that man may very well best him physically before Pokeballs were exchanged. If this were an intruder, Colress would stand no chance.
All right, so it wasn’t the potential threat he’d been expecting. Lab coat and glasses – looked like a classic egghead to him. Nothing to be overly concerned about.
It was obvious that he wasn’t the sneakiest guy on base, though. “Yeah, I noticed,” the veteran muttered. He looked the man over, catching the bright red R on the pocket of his lab coat – from what he could tell, it looked real, but you could never be too careful. “Check ‘im,” he muttered, patting the Manectric’s back; the Pokemon snorted and paced slowly forward, keeping a wary eye on the Treveant, and began to sniff at the Scientist’s lab coat. He would recognize the smell of the base, if this man had it on him.
When the Pokemon finally sneezed and shook his head, pacing back without a fuss, the lieutenant relaxed, running a hand over the slightly staticky fur on the electric type’s back. “Yep, you an’ me both, from the look a’ things,” Surge agreed. “Name’s Surge,” he said, offering a hand to the man.
Colress felt a brief wash of unease as the charged-canine began sniffing his coat. He couldn’t quite tell what the beast was looking for - weapons, contraband, treats - but it was at least clear that the man was level-headed and had some kind of training - he was calm, and took appropriate cautionary action based on his situation. High militaristic vibes. By the looks of him, he probably was a soldier of some sort. Did Rocket have a militia? Colress still needed to learn a great deal about his employers.
The tension was lifted when the man divulged his allegiance. Colress looked off to the right and let out a hefty sigh of relief. He took the man’s hand in a confident handshake. His grip was fairly strong. Colress considered his own grip strength, and took a mental note to investigate on-site gym facilities.
“Pardon my tense visage, you look like the type that would conventionally give my type a swirly”, Colress mused, gesturing to his own forearms, and then to Surge’s. “If it’s within my authority to ask, what are you doing out here?”
OOC UPDATE
//I'm back guys! Will reply to Surge as soon as I can. Looking forward to some RP action!