KHONJIN HOUSE CALLS

Welcome to KH calls, Im.. pent I guess. ———————————— Ask Pent anything, even if it’s weirdly taboo.

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Hey pent, why do you look so tired all the time? Like you give Girlloser vibes, like a total girlfailure even

“I now have brain damage. …im so.

confused.”

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Did you know you’re on the Tumblr sexyman wiki?

“The What”

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You ever watched human centipede?

“Don’t remind me. My ass and mouth still hurt from even watching it.”

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I’m going to put you through the ringer pal

“OK. WOW. First off, DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID, Second off, DID WE FORGET I WAS GOD ONCE?????”

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“Im back. Cause the insolent douche that helps me post these forgot the password to the account. But yeah, Im Back. I guess.

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Hey Pent, what’s the meaning of life? Do we all exist on this mortal plain just to suffer? Are lives really meaningful, or is everything we’ve ever done obselete, and we’re going to be forgotten anyway?

also how do you stop an existential crisis forming at 5 in the morning

“you cannot ask me something that I have never found out myself.”

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pent, What’s your favorite thing to eat? Also what is your favorite tv show? Also are you like. Mentally ok?

“..very odd set of questions there. But uhm.. I like Burgers i guess??????? I have no favorite tv shows.”

“(what the hell-)”

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yo pent, what's your opinion on the Klonoa series?

“reminds me of sonic?- I don’t- know????-“

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do the dishes.

“……….no.”

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can you do a cool backflip pent

“..yes.”

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hello, have i reached shelby?

“…wrong number.

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Pent idc if you cant see screens on your dusty phone but take my word for it... watch Arfenhouse Pent,,, it'll change ur life i think.

“ok.”

….

“…WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT-“

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Pent, this is a very serious question. Do you like Taylor Swift, this answer will change my life.

“…nnoooo?.. never.. heard of her.”

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hey pent, where is khonjin

“..oh no. you shouldnthavementioned th-“

“AAGHAGGHG-“

“PEP-PEP-PEP-PEP-“

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Since you use one of those old phones can you see if I send you a picture? Like dis~

(I'm so sorry XD)

“This may come as a shocker to you.. but rotary phones.. don’t have screens.. shocking..”

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do you still hate your life?

“YES-“

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____ I’m gay.

A.) yes

B.) no

C.) maybe

D.) leave blank

Your move…

“…I’m not gonna win this aren’t I.”