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Juno and Nureyev: *Kissing*

Vespa: If this drink doesn't knock me out Buddy just hit me over the head with the bottle

Juno: Ransom and I are dating now

Buddy: We've know for a while now

Nureyev: We just started dating last night

Vespa: Then what the fuck were you doing before

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #they were being normal exs before

Nureyev: Take your husband's last name. Take his first name. Take his Social Security. Assume his identity. Hide the body in the closet. You're the husband now.

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #Juno is a little concern but he also lost his social security number so hes just happy to have found it again

Rilla: When you're a baby are you really alive. No you're just ugly

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #this could have maybe also been Vespa #but its funnier this way #idk how they convinced her to have a child

Arum comforting Damian: You are not worthless. Organs are extremely expensive on the black market

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #I was debating between arum and rilla #cause they would both do it #tal also maybe #or marc telling it to tal

Nureyev: I don't have PTSD its called the wizards curse

Nureyev: Yes the wizard is my dad but I don't see how thats relevant

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #this is the brother post to junos #like yes the wizard is your adopted dad

Juno: I don't have PTSD its called the wizards curse

Juno: Yes the wizard is my mom but I don't see how thats relevant

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #i can't belive I haven't made this one yet #don't worry there is a brother post to this one #i feel like this is also most of the cast though

Quanii: Angelo come here I have something to tell you

Quanii whispers in Angelos ear

Ale: So what did Quanii say

Angelo: Nothing she just licked my ear

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #I feel like he just wouldn't react at first #just like fucking accept his fate #he nodded along

Arum: Who here knows about the black plauge

Tal who has been nonverbal all day: The black plague was one of the most historically significant and impactful plagues in all of human history. It was also know as the black death and its real name is the bubonic plague. Its nick names come from the distinctive black boils that would appear on the skin of those infected with the black plague. Its actually the reason we burry people six feet underground because they believed that the six feet was the minimum height required to not allow the disease to spread from the dead bodies

Arum: I actually meant to ask about the Black Legend