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what motherfuckin bullshit.
trickstersghost:
iiiiiiii dunno. i just thought it would be nice to have a new face to talk to. hi.
lookin around your blog and shit i feel like i ought to be up and knowin you some. like i up and motherfuckin know you or seen you around or some noise. can't put a single fuckin name to the face, though. wanna help me up here, my brother?
you be needin mine?
It’s too early in the day to be verbose, and I actually appreciate that you’re not giving me walls of text to attempt to stumble my way through with half opened eyes.
So, I’ll simply state that I want nothing and bid you a good morning.
then why all be botherin yourself with wastin the time being on here? ain't got much of a motherfuckin point if you don't feel like botherin with this asinine bullshit.
if it's all up and bein the thing floatin your boat i guess. ain't much of a good anything where i'm lookin from but guess that ain't the point. whatever.
can't say i much be carin to wish you anything though. so what's all and up with you, sister?
oops i got distracted and drew porny things for once. that was random.
okay pos ting now ,,
fluthlus started following you trickstersghost started following you
feel like i'm supposed to be havin something all exciting to be greetin you motherfuckers with. so i'm all sittin here tryin to think up some wicked words to be layin down on you guys, and then i wonder why i'm wasting my motherfuckin time. it ain't like i'm up and being karkat, who needs some creative wordy piece of shit response to followin someone's motherfucking blog.
honk.
what do you guys want?
>No. No you did not ‘feel him’, but you certainly weren’t about to inform him of that. Your lips were pursed into a firm line-the only sign of your distaste as your eyes flickered to the corpse. It looked mauled and beaten beyond recognition, so you suppose nobody would be the wiser.
>Instead of bothering with a signaled reply, you merely nod a yes. It was dark, obviously, (say what you would but Gamzee wasn’t a fool) and if anything it was better for you to see across to the next alleyway to your next destination.
" Good. Then we ain't got a motherfuckin' problem. "
> You smirk, and lean in again to run your tongue over the stitched lips, your purr only deepening. Weird feeling, but nothing you weren't expecting, and you're not sure if you're proud of your foreknowledge, or just confused. You'll settle for a mix of both. When in doubt, right?
> Release him, though there's a sort of hesitation to do so, because you can't lie and say you don't particularly like that feeling of power it gives you. Knowing you could snap his neck with one little tug in the wrong direction. Or right direction, arguably. Enough mulling on that, you need the motherfucker. Move over and pick up a bag, then toss it at him carelessly. It's tied, nothing should fall out.
" Go toss that shit. Worthless organs and shit, no motherfucker's gonna be too suspicious of none of that. Ain't not a single motherfuckin' point in diggin' through a meat dumpster for dead body parts and goin' tryin' to identify 'em. "
> Go back to rooting around, but get bored quickly. You don't got time for this shit. Step into the chest cavity with one foot, stoop down and grab the limp wrist, and jerk his arm upward, twisting it around and tugging until the bone gives way under your grasp and his arm comes up at the shoulder. Good. Bits and pieces.
> Bring your knee up and smash it down over your leg, cracking it at the elbow. When bones crack the opposite direction than they're supposed to bend, it's oddly satisfying. You're able to rip the skin and sinew and muscle with ease, and tuck both pieces of flesh neatly under your arm to dust your hands off.
" Let's get this motherfucker transported, then. Can't be leavin' too many pieces yet, though. It all got up and emptied yesterday and he might be all concerned if there's too much in there in the mornin'. "
> Grin at him, then turn around and start out of the alley toward the dumpster across the street.
below you? aint that some wicked noise to hear, my brother you sound just like a human you i knew a long ass time ago, but i guess maybe i been lookin too far into it i dont think im above you though. human, troll, what have you we are all children of the lord :o)
you can up and suck my bulge, motherfucker. i ain't nothin. that's all i got to be droppin on you.
D —> Apologies highb100d i will try to limit it to relevant speech D —> I D —> Mmmm, to be honest there is very little i remember D —> Speaking of a death, i am not fully sure D —> I do not remember much from my session nor my game and only learned of some of the major details a few sweeps ago D —> I have a scar on my throat that tends to ache me quite dearly on occasion, but that seems to be the only hint of something that might be relevant to a death D —> Otherwise i do not remember alternia D —> I only know most things that i seemed to obsess over D —> As well as things that follow through instinct
D —> You alternates are different in many ways D —> They all act according to their timelines, perhaps you simply learned more than they have D —> May i inquire as to why you are freezing highb100d D —> For me it is quite warm save for a chill in my hands which is something quite normal for me D —> Where do you reside currently D —> You do have an eartbound hive correct
speak whatever's all and up in your bloodpump, brother. i don't give a motherfuck. just don't be all expectin me to have any interest in all respondin to everything you got. don't have nearly as much to be motherfuckin spewin like you. it's karkat all over again.
... then why are you all up and on earth right now? been around here because there ain't no alternia to be goin back to. makin this all kinds of motherfuckin complicated because who knows what my other fuckin alternates all up and got doin in their timelines. can't even be saying much about you being the one i all up and got at or not. tch.
who wouldn't be up and acting according to their timelines? doesn't mean a motherfucker can't open his aural holes and soak up all the knowledge bein spilled on his sponge, my brother. especially when it's another motherfuckin alternate of you who up and knows what the fuck he's gettin on about. you don't go gettin your words on for motherfuckin nothin.
sittin up in a motherfuckin back alley. ain't got no hive, this place is too motherfucking complicated. gotta be up and payin for it and everything that all goes in it and then you gotta pay just to be stayin there. i ain't got that kind of fucking human money. this place is free. cold but i ain't payin shit.
>Your lip twitches from its smile as he hovers in rather more closely for your tastes- there was only so much you could smile at when being led around by the younger Makara.
>A sudden huff of air left your nose upon his fingers sliding through your hair, and it took nearly all your willpower not to scoot away with his lips hovering so close to your own.
“Fate works in mysterious ways.”
" Suppose so. "
> You knead your fingers through the knots of his locks, and pull him closer by the handful of it, a light purr rumbling somewhere in the back of your throat. He might be older, but it's a damn good thing he knows his place.
" Wanna be a good little pet and help me get this shit in that dumpster over there? "
> A motion with your free hand points out the body, then a dumpster across the street. Your grin widens slightly before it slacks.
" See, over there's a butcher. Been sneakin' shit over there so the cops aren't all up and on my motherfuckin' ass. I got enough of them motherfuckers up in my business already for solicitation, you feel me? "
“Was that a threat? I hope so. Threats are always interesting.”
“Not much. The hunt for the Jinchuuriki is slow as fuck and I’m already bored of it.”
You offer her a lopsided smile and cock your head to the side as you slouch slightly on the wall behind you, then hitch a shoulder with a casual jut of your thumb toward the disemboweled and rotting body of the man a few feet from you two.
" You take that as a threat, Sister? "
A quiet quirk of your eyebrow. " The motherfuckin' what now? "
TC: AlRiGhT, bRoThEr Me.
TC: WhAt ShOuLd YoU dO iF yOu’Re AtTaCkEd By A gRoUp Of MoThErFuCkIn ClOwNs?
TC: … YoU gO fOr ThE jUgGlEr.
TC: :oD
... pfft. OKAY, NOW WE'RE FUCKIN GETTING SOMEWHERE. that's better.
TC: i DoN’t KnOw, I dIdN’t TaLk AbOuT aNy ChIcKeNs Or RoAdS oR eRiDaNs NoNe, So I cAn’T fIgUrE yOu’Ve EvEr HeArD tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiN jOkE uNlEsS yOu FiGuReD iT uP yOuRsElF sOmE tImE bEfOrE.
TC: sO tHeN mAyBe ThAt’D bE yOuRs AnD mY oRiGiNaLiTy? :o?
TC: I aIn’T eVeN mOtHeRfUcKiN sUrE hOw ThAt’D aLl Up AnD wOrK.
TC: hAhAhA aLrIgHt, MiRrOr BrO! wE’lL sEe WhEn I gEt A jOkE aNd SpRiNg ThAt RiGhT uP oN yOu LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiN nInJa.
nah, brother. YOUR'S IS JUST LACKING IN ANY KIND OF NEW MATERIAL. anyway it ain't so much funny as it is just 'yeah seems like somethin that'd happen.' AND IF IT AIN'T THAT, IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT SITUATIONS THAT HAD NOTHIN TO DO WITH THE INITIAL QUESTION. punch lines need to actually have some relation to the question. WHAT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT IF IT AIN'T GOT ONE? you get me?
YEAH, YEAH. we'll see how it goes. I'M UP AND FUCKING WAITING.
already have them harsh thoughts of breaking on your mind, brother? guess i shouldnt be too surprised none about that wicked noise considering who you are
but i think youd be wrong. im already kicking it back in the waiting room of limbo, waiting for those trumpets to sound and them gates to open
im just too dead to get broke
already bored of you, brother. DON'T GOT MUCH OF A MOTHERFUCKIN INTEREST IN YOU HUMANS. you've all proved to be worthless pieces of shit. DON'T KNOW YOUR GODDAMN PLACE OR NOTHIN, BEIN ALL BELOW ME. think you're so great because you outnumber me. BULLFUCKINGSHIT. they keep learnin it the hard way. AND I KEEP GETTIN MY ASS LANDED IN PLACES THESE MOTHERFUCKERS THING I NEED TO DOWN A SHITTON OF PILLS BECAUSE I'M FUCKIN 'MENTALLY UNSTABLE.' yeah right. HONK.
olivecatnip started following you anuglystory started following you bucktoothedgrin started following you
look at this. BUNCH OF NEW MOTHERFUCKERS TO TALK TO. who'd have thought.
well now. WHICH MOTHEFUCKERS DO I OWE SOME RESPONSES? all up and shacked up today. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME.
FUCK. I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT I SAID SOME BULLSHIT “WELCOME” IN RESPONSE TO THE FOLLOW-BACK. THEN AGAIN, I’VE NEGLECTED TO DO THIS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE, SO THERE ISN’T MUCH TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT ABOUT. BUT ANYWAY. THANKS.
motherfucker can't be patient. i was all up and on your tab, brother, replyin and everything and then you come droppin on in here and shit.
can't help a got a lot of brothers and sisters up in my business.
anyway, you ain't the first, ain't gonna be the last motherfucker to not be sayin nothin. i don't even be sayin shit sometimes, but then i got like six motherfuckers up in my business when i be gettin on real easy like.
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