some memes

I just made this so I can declutter my likes on my main blog. Feel free to follow, but posts are temporary, and will be deleted once I've reblogged them. This is just for my personal organization.

[peonymemes]

- made this blog for personal use so i can keep my likes organized, but feel free to follow 

- all posts are temporary, they’ll be deleted once i’ve reblogged them on my main

- there’s no writing on this blog, only memes. if you try to send in a meme i’ll delete it

- no triggers or nsfw are tagged, proceed with caution 

- i do not make original content on this blog, do not send in requests, they’ll be deleted 

[dazaismemes]

Muse talking about the mun

Send me a symbol for my muse to answer these questions about the mun! 

👀 Do the mun and you get along? 

✌ Is there anything you dislike about the mun? 

👋 Do you and the mun agree on something? 

✍ Has the mun some special talents beside writing? 

🙏 Do you think the mun would be able to survive in your world? 

✨ Does the mun read fanfictions and if yes, what is your opinion on them?

🎉 Does the mun likes to go to parties or not? 

🎁 Is the mun good at taking compliments or not? 

🎀  What does the mun have for a music taste? Do you like it? 

🎨 What are the mun’s hobbies? 

👗 How is the mun’s fashion sense? 

✂ Did the mun ever do something to make you jealous? 

⏳ How much time does the mun spend on your blog? 

🍨 What is the mun’s favorite ice cream flavour? 

🍪 Does the mun like sweets? 

🍓 What is something you and the mun disagree on? 

🍀 What is your opinion on the layout of the blog the mun did for you? 

⭐ Is there any genres the mun enjoys writing but you don’t enjoy being part of? 

🌟 Is there any genres the mun doesn’t enjoy writing but you enjoy being part of? 

☀ Does the mun listen to you while writing or not? 

🌙 Does the mun stay up long or goes to bed early? 

⚡ What is the mun’s favorite weather? 

❄ Did the mun ever forced you to do something you didn’t want to do? 

💧 How often do you annoy the mun? And with what? 

🔥 How would you spend one day with the mun if you could? 

☀ Does the mun have other muses beside you? What is your opinion on them?

[soulrph]

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

i said i’d do them and here we are, a list of prompts set either before or during sex. as always, if you want to reverse the roles, add “+ REVERSE” to your chosen meme! so, [ STRADDLE ] + REVERSE would mean the receiver straddles the sender! okay, now, have a wonderful day!

[ UNZIP ] :     sender unzips/unbuttons receiver’s dress/shirt - s l o w l y

[ STRADDLE ] :     sender straddles receiver.

[ PULL ] :     sender pulls receiver closer to them.

[ PUSH ] :     sender pushes receiver against a wall during foreplay.

[ PIN ] :     sender pins receiver in place during foreplay/sex.

[ TRAIL ] :     sender presses a trail of kisses from receiver’s chin down to their waist.

[ HOIST ] :     sender lifts receiver on top of a counter as they have sex.

[ BENEATH ] :     sender moves a hand beneath an item of receiver’s clothing to touch their skin.

[ SCRATCH ] :     sender trails their fingernails against receiver’s skin during sex.

[ TUG ] :     sender tugs receiver’s hair while making out or having sex.

[ TILT ] :     sender tilts receiver’s head to the side to kiss their neck.

[ NECK ] :     sender wraps a hand around receiver’s neck during foreplay/sex.

[ LIFT ] :     sender lifts receiver up, so receiver’s legs wrap around sender’s waist.

[ LAP ] :     sender pulls receiver into their lap.

[ BEHIND ] :     sender arrives behind receiver and begins to kiss them from behind.

[ DOWN ] :     sender gives receiver oral sex.

[ HUSH ] :     sender and receiver try to keep quiet during sex.

[ PUBLIC ] :     sender and receiver have sex in a public place.

[ YANK ] :     sender rips off an item of receiver’s clothing.

[ COVER ] :     sender uses fabric to cover receiver’s eyes during foreplay/sex.

[ ICE ] :     sender uses ice cubes against receiver’s bare skin.

[ MARK ] :     via gentle biting or hickeys, sender leaves a mark on receiver.

[soulmemesarc]

found family sentence starters *

for a lovely nonnie who i wish all the best to with their writing career!

" i've never had a family before. not like this. it's... nice. "

" jesus, don't do that to me ever again! i thought you were dead! "

" blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb. that's how the saying goes, you know. not the other way around. next time someone spouts that shit, you correct them. "

" what did that asshole do to you?! stay here, i'll go kick his ass! "

" next time they go after you, you've got my whole hearted permission to punch them in the teeth. "

[ to someone else ] " hey! HEY! that's my kid in there, you hear me?! you wanna go after them, you go through ME first! "

" i love you all... you dumbasses. "

" i'm going to protect you. not because you're blood or i need to, but because you're my family, and i got your back no matter what. "

" who hurt you? huh? hey, you want me to go kick their asses? "

" my parents were never any good at caring for me. i'm... i'm really happy you're here instead of them. "

" i'm putting you down as my emergency contact and next of kin. okay? "

" in my will, you're my dependent. if something happens to me, this bit of paper says you get everything. alright? "

" you're my family. i take care of my family! "

[ said to a threat ] " HEY! YOU WANNA HURT THEM, YOU GO THROUGH ME FIRST! "

" you framed a photo of all of us and put it on your bedside locker. we're family. "

[soulrph]

argument sentence starters.

two lovely nonnies requested these and i hope they find them well!! some of these are general, others are a tiny bit more specific, they're very angry and aggressive and conflict-based so i hope they work out! bon appetit!

" you've got some nerve... "

" how dare you! "

" get the hell away from me! "

" what did you just say? "

" how could you say/do/think that?! "

" no. no way. not happening. "

" we're not having this conversation! "

" that's not a good enough explanation! "

" god, why does it always have to be a fight with you?! "

" get out! "

" get away from me! "

" god, i can't believe you... "

" what were you thinking?! "

" i hate you. "

" wait a minute, you're blaming me?! "

" well, of course i blame you! "

" none of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! "

" what are you talking about?! "

" god, you're [INSERT INSULTING ADJECTIVE HERE]. "

" i never want to see you again. "

" this is all your fault. "

" you're a monster! "

" what did you do?! "

" what's THAT supposed to mean? "

" you think you're so much better than me, don't you? "

" okay, that's it. what the hell's your problem? "

" you wanna know what your problem is? "

" i'm not talking to you when you're like this. "

" your plan's gonna get us all killed, and you know it. "

" god, you can never admit when you're wrong! "

" i want you to leave. now! "

" you have no idea what i've been through! "

" quit playing the victim card! we've all been through stuff! it doesn't give us a free pass to be an asshole! "

" you hypocrite! "

" you lied to me! "

" this is the part where you apologize. "

" this is the part where you leave. "

" you must think you're god's gift to the world. "

" oh, spare me your holier-than-thou bullshit! "

[soulrph]

grumpy/sunshine trope prompts!

naturally these are shippy and soft and i'm honestly so honored that someone asked and trusted me to do these, so i hope y'all enjoy them just as much as i enjoyed writing them!

from the grump

" i know i can be an asshole, but... you always see the good in me. "

" only YOU could convince me to do something like this! "

" don't make this weird, but... i saw this in the store. figured you'd like it. "

" nobody's ever made me feel the way you do. "

" you're so full of light... and i'm terrified that i'll be the one who quenches it. "

" why do you stick around with a misery-guts like me? "

" you're the lighthouse in the fog, guiding me to shore... "

" i'm trying so hard, but... i can't stop myself from falling in love with you. "

" i love you... oh, damn it, don't look at me, i'm all red... "

" i don't really smile much. not unless you're around, it seems. "

" no. no way, no way in hell am i doing that. no! no... aw, fine... "

" how are you so happy all the time? "

" oh jeez... nobody's ever made me laugh like that in a long, long time. "

" i don't think i wanna know a world without your smiles. "

" i never feel like this grumpy asshole when you're around. i feel like... me. the real me... "

" hey, now... i'm not going anywhere. i'm gonna stay right here. right with you. "

" whoa... hey, now, who made you cry? where'd they go? "

" don't make a big deal out of this. you like hugs, right? so... here's a hug. "

" um... if you don't mind, i think i'd like a hug now. if that's okay... "

" the world just... feels right. when you're with me. "

from the sunshine

" i love it when you smile! i wish you'd do it all the time... "

" you have a really good smile, you know that? "

" see? i knew there was a soft heart under all that grumbling! "

" admit it. you had FUN today! "

" i want to know you. the REAL you. so let's go somewhere that makes you feel happy. "

" you can't get rid of me that easily. i'm gonna be here every day to remind you how wonderful you are! "

" you know me. you... you see me. i'm never totally myself unless i'm with you. "

" everyone else always sees this ridiculously happy, over excited, naive little baby who needs protecting. but... never you. you've always seen the real me. i guess that's what i love the most about you. "

" why is it so damn difficult for you to believe you're worthy of love? "

" you make me smile. and laugh. i feel happy when i'm with you! is that so hard to believe? "

" don't be so stubborn! take my coat/scarf! "

" come on! dance with me! "

" who'd have thought you'd be such a softie! "

" your smiles are like shooting stars. really rare, and really beautiful. "

" don't go. please? just... we can share the bed. i just don't want to be alone right now, if you don't mind... "

" we all have our flaws. you stayed with me in spite of mine. now i'm doing the same... "

" we're two sides of the same coin. right? "

" well, they do say opposites attract... "

" of course i remembered! i remember everything about you! "

[peonymemes]

send me 🦗 and i’ll talk about an au i’d like to write one day!

[ohisms]

𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃  &  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄    (a  series  of  nonverbal  prompts .   mature  themes  present ,   ‘ my ’  muse  belongs  to  the  one who  posted  the  meme  -  send   “ + REVERSE ”   to  reverse  the  prompts .)

→     𝐈 .    GENERAL

❛   hush .   raise  a  finger  in  a  gesture  to  silence  my  muse . ❛   sit .   gesture  for  my  muse  to  sit  down . ❛   door .   hold  a  door  open  for  my  muse . ❛   tap .   tap  my  muse  on  the  shoulder  to  garner  their  attention . ❛   hunger .   give  my  muse  something  to  eat  /  drink . ❛   cook .   present  my  muse  with  home - cooked  food . ❛   brush .   work  a  brush  /  comb  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   read .   silently  read  a  book  alongside  my  muse . ❛   hand .   hold  out  a  hand  for  my  muse  to  take . ❛   dressed .   help  my  muse  put  on  an  article  of  clothing . ❛   note .   give  my  muse  a  note  saying :   [ content ] . ❛   amplify .   turn  up  the  music  in  the  car .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    ANGST

❛   patch .   help  my  muse  patch  up  a  wound . ❛   night terrors .   hold  my  muse  after  they  wake  up  from  a  nightmare . ❛   company .   silently  sit  with  my  muse  to  comfort  them. ❛   hospital .   my  muse  is  told  that  yours  is  in  the  hospital . ❛   revelation .   show  my  muse  evidence  of  a  lie  they  told . ❛   indulge .   find  my  muse  drinking  to  cope . ❛   downfall .   find  my  muse  collapsed  on  the  ground . ❛   console .   comfort  my  muse  as  they  cry . ❛   nurse .   give  my  muse  company  in  the  hospital .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    AFFECTIONATE

❛   wink .   wink  at  my  muse .  ❛   wrap .   wrap  an  arm  around  my  muse’s  [ shoulders  /  waist ] . ❛   caress .   gently  caress  my  muse’s  face . ❛   tousle .   mess  playfully  with  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   chest .   place  your  head  on  my  muse’s  chest .    ❛   comb .   comb  fingers  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   grasp .   run  to  my  muse  &  jump  into  their  arms . ❛   lean .   lean  on  my  muse’s  shoulder . ❛   tender .   kiss  my  muse  on  the  [ forehead  /  cheek  /  nose ] . ❛   abrupt .   kiss  my  muse  out  of  the  blue . ❛   chaste .   chastely  kiss  my  muse . ❛   good morning .   kiss  my  muse  the  morning  after . ❛   volumes .   gaze  at  my  muse  in  a  way  that  silently  says  ‘i love you’ .

→     𝐈𝐈𝐈 .    VIOLENT

❛   strike .   [ slap / punch ]  my muse in the face . ❛   gun .   wield  a  gun  at  my  muse . ❛   twist .   twist  my  muse’s  arm  behind  their  back . ❛   throttle .   aggressively  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   parch .   burn  my  muse  with  a  hot  object . ❛   take down .   forcefully  bring  my  muse  to  the  ground . ❛   gouge .   wield  a  sharp  object  at  my  muse . ❛  shunt .   shove  my  muse  backwards . ❛  stickup .   yell  at  my  muse  to  put  their  hands  in  the  air. ❛  shoot .   [ fatally  /  non-fatally ]   shoot  my  muse . ❛  stab .   stab  my  muse with a  [ knife / other object ].

→     𝐈𝐕 .    NSFW

❛   surprise .   send  an  unexpected  nsfw  image  to  my  muse . ❛   pin .   push  my  muse  against  a  [ wall,  table,  other ] . ❛   go down .   go  down  on  my  muse . ❛   choke .   intimately  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   belt loops .   pull  my  muse  closer  by  their  belt loops . ❛   skinny dipping .   go  skinny  dipping  with  my  muse . ❛   rip .   tear  a  piece  of  clothing  from  my  muse’s  body . ❛   mark .   leave  a  mark  on  my  muse’s  body  [ specify where ] .

[amourmemes]

❥     𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   .

inspired  by  devotedecay’s  non - sexual  acts  of  dominance  meme  ! send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ shower ]   your muse joining mine in the shower.

[ choke ]   your muse choking mine.

[ kiss + soft ]   your muse pulling mine into a tender kiss.

[ kiss + rough ]   your muse pulling mine into a rough kiss.

[ pin ]   your muse pinning mine down.

[ wrists ]   your muse roughly grabbing mine by the wrists.

[ push ]   your muse pushing mine into bed.

[ rip + clothing ]   your muse tearing a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ]   your muse spanking mine.

[ pull ]   your muse pulling my muses hair.

[ talk ]   your muse talking dirty to mine.

[ eyes ]   your muse making mine look them in the eyes during.

[ down ]   your muse pulling mine down by their collar / clothes.

[ knees ]   your muse telling mine to get on their knees.

[ hips ]   your muse pulling mine in close by the hips.

[ denial ]   your muse putting mine through orgasm denial.

[ many ]   your muse making mine orgasm over and over.

[ tied ]   your muse tying my muse down.

[ lazy ]   your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.

[ love ]   your muse telling mine they love them during.

[ dominance ]   your muse taking the lead and dominating mine.

[ submission ]   your muse letting mine take the lead and submitting to them.

[ humiliation ]   your muse humiliating mine, re: name-calling and verbal abuse.

[ pain ]   your muse hurting mine in bed, whether intentionally or not.

[ knife ]   your muse using a knife in bed, whether for threat or actually cutting mine.

[ hidden ]   your muse having sex with mine somewhere semi-public.

[ public ]   your muse having sex with mine in public, whee other people watch.

[ adore ]   your muse being near reverent with mine in bed.

[ dress ]   your muse having mine dress up in lingerie.

[ eat ]   your muse eating mine out.

[ sleep ]   your muse touching / beginning to have sex with mine while they’re asleep.

[ gag ]   your muse gagging mine, or or making them be quiet.

[ blindfold ]   your muse blindfolding mine.

[ praise ]   your muse praising mine in bed.

[ good ]   your muse calling mine a good boy / girl.

[ want ]   your muse telling mine they want them.

[ snarl ]   your muse growling and / or baring their teeth at mine during sex.

[ mark ]   your muse purposefully marking mine up with bruises, hickies, ect.

[ wall ]   your muse shoving mine up against a wall.

[soulrph]

emotional prompts.

basically i got soap in my eye while i was taking a shower and now i'm angsty so. bon appetit!

" i needed you. i needed you, and you weren't here! so where the HELL were you?! "

" i... i'm so tired... "

" everything's falling apart. "

" i loved you! i l loved you so bad it hurt! and now i'm over you, and you're telling me it wasn't all for nothing?! when it's too late?! "

" how dare you! "

" i'd move all the stars in the sky if i thought it would ever make you happy. "

" please... please, tell me how to fix this. "

" i did this. i ruined everything... "

" don't go. please. i... i don't want to be alone... "

" i tried fixing this. i knelt down and put it all back together, but... it's never going to be like it was before. is it? "

" could... could you just hold me, a while? "

" oh, love... what have you done? "

" i just... don't care anymore. "

" you aren't a monster. "

" you never talk about your past... why? "

" i never want to see you again! "

" you asshole! you asshole, i hate you! i hate you, i hate you, i hate you! "

" why would you DO that?! "

" i don't hate you. god, i could never hate you... "

" i would've done anything for you. but now... i mean, it seems so clear how one-sided this whole relationship was. "

" i think this is where we part ways. "

" for what it's worth... i always liked you. "

" do you have any better ideas? because trust me, i'm all ears! i don't want to do this! but we're literally out of options! "

" if i could take it all back, i would... but i can't. "

" i should've listened to you. why... why the hell didn't i listen to you... "

" you're not your past. "

" you know what? you're on your own. i can't watch you get yourself killed. "

" if you could only see yourself through my eyes... "

" we've all done stupid, terrible things. but it's not about that. not anymore. all that matters is how we proceed now. "

" none of it was real. "

" to me it was real! it felt real! "

" don't do that. don't act like you don't give a damn. "

" we both know there's nothing here for me. not really. but you... you have a whole life here, ready and waiting to be lived. "

" don't be angry. please, don't be angry. i can take it from just about anyone, but not you... "

" i can't let you do this... "

" why are you still here?! why?! i destroy everything i touch! and yet you still stick around! "

" i love you. always have, and always will. i... i need you to remember that for me. please. "

" this is what your plan is? hiding? disappearing and running away when the going gets tough? fuck you. "

" they've/you've taken EVERYTHING from me! "

" i trusted you! "

" i lied. "

" i'm sorry. "

" you/they don't get to walk away! you/they don't get to act like nothing ever happened! "

" i forgive you. "

" i'm not angry. anger is a luxury i afford for the people i love and care about. but you... well. i'm just resigned to it, i guess. "

" we're done. "

" i don't love you anymore. "

" you don't get to be mad at me! "

" don't touch me. "

" please... say something. "

" none of this would've happened if you had just listened! "

[rpsentence-storage]

• °☆ Anastasia (1997)

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“So many lives were destroyed that night.”

“By the unholy powers vested in me, I banish you with a curse!”

“Mark my words! You and your family will die within a fortnight!”

“What were you, a vulture in another life?!”

“Not to worry. I’ve got it all under control.”

“If I don’t remember who I am, then who’s to say I’m not a princess or a duchess or a whatever she is.”

“Men are such babies!”

“Something has happened. I can feel the dark forces stirring!”

“Yeah, ain’t that a kick in the head? I guess a curse just ain’t what it used to be, huh, sir?”

“Look at me! I’m falling apart! I’m a wreck!”

“Actually, considering how long you’ve been dead, you look pretty good!”

“Come on, for a minute, you had your old spark back.”

“I make it my business to know.”

“Look, (name), I’m just trying to help, alright?”

“Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot.”

“Please, just don’t talk anymore, okay? It’s only gonna upset me.”

“If we live through this, remind me to thank you.”

“How could they let her escape?!”

“Alright now, (name), take it easy there. Just remember what I said to you about stress.”

“I sold my soul for this. My life, my very existence, depends on it.”

“It was a nightmare. It’s alright. You’re safe now.”

“It was all a lie, wasn’t it?”

“I’m probably about as stubborn as you are.”

“That’s where I will kill her! Crush her at the height of her glory!”

“Say your prayers, (name). No one can save you!”

“They’ve eloped! Isn’t it romantic? It’s a perfect ending.”

[leneemusing]

⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”  

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rescue-related prompts.

these are more for the rescuer, but i might make another list for the rescued later bc OOF nonnie these were deliciously emotional!!! here's hoping they make these trying times a little less trying!

" never leave a man/woman/person behind, right? "

" can you walk/move? "

" i never thought i'd be so happy to see your stupid face again! "

" shh!! don't speak, okay? we gotta be quiet if we wanna get out of here... "

" don't worry. i took out the cctv cameras. "

" come here... oh, it's okay, it's all okay... we're rounding up the people who did this. there's enough evidence to put them away for lifetimes. it's all over now... "

" jesus... what have they done to you... "

" hey! hey, wake up! come on now, we didn't come all this way, right? stay with me! i'm bringing you home! "

" hey... it's alright, now. it's okay. i got you... i got you. "

" god, i thought they'd killed you... never been so happy to be wrong in my life. "

" i never thought i'd see you again... "

" alright, loop your arm around my shoulders... i got you, that's right. "

" don't worry. the guards are a little tied up at the minute. "

" wait! what about the other captives? "

" hey. i'm not going anywhere without you. that's a promise. "

" i'm gonna need to carry you. i know, i know... just put your arm around my neck. "

" how's your aim? i might need someone to cover my back while we get out of here. "

" what did these bastards do to you... "

" look at me. hey. look at me. i'm getting you out of here. "

" move away from the door, okay? i gotta break it down. let me know when you're moved away, got it? "

" it's okay... i'm here now... "

" move, quickly! the truck is down those steps. i'm right behind you! "

" you didn't think we'd just abandon you, did you? "

" oh, god... okay, alright, don't panic. okay? medics are on the way, just hang in there... "

" you're alive! "

" you've got some very worried friends who'll be happy to see you again. "

" the people who took you are being arrested as we speak. "

" it's alright... you're safe now... "

" there's a whole lot of people who've been searching for you. "

" here. you're shaking; take my jacket. it's time to bring you home. "

" i know, i know it hurts, just... look! we're almost there, see 'em? see the medics? just hang in there, we're almost there! "

" you're a survivor, there's no question about it! let's get you out of here. "

" hey... i told you i'd find you. remember? i promised. and i keep my promises. always. "

[ohisms]

𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐀 ;   𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔 .    (   a  series  of  kiss  prompts .   some  nsfw  material  present .   )

❛  01 .   a  kiss  to  say  hello . ❛  02 .   a  kiss  for  the  first  time . ❛  03 .   a  kiss  after  a  long  time  apart . ❛  04 .   a  kiss  to  apologize . ❛  05 .   a  kiss  to  forgive . ❛  06 .   a  kiss  during  a  fight . ❛  07 .   a  kiss  to  say  what  you  can’t  say  aloud . ❛  08 .   a  kiss  in  secret  /  a  forbidden  kiss . ❛  09 .   a  kiss  to  prove  a  point . ❛  10 .   a  kiss  against  a  wall . ❛  11 .   a  kiss  on  a  rooftop . ❛  12 .   a  kiss  that  seals  a  marriage . ❛  13 .   a  kiss  before  one  goes  away . ❛  14 .   a  kiss  in  the  shower . ❛  15 .   a  kiss  that  comes  out  of  nowhere . ❛  16 .   a  kiss  first  thing  in  the  morning . ❛  17 .   a  kiss  last  thing  at  night . ❛  18 .   a  kiss  during  combat . ❛  19 .   a  kiss  during  a  fake  relationship . ❛  20 .   a  kiss  out  of  desperation . ❛  21 .   a  kiss  on  the  cheek . ❛  22 .   a  kiss  on  the  forehead . ❛  23 .   a  kiss  on  the  back  of  the  hand . ❛  24 .   a  kiss  on  the  neck . ❛  25 .   a  kiss  on  the  fingertips . ❛  26 .   a  kiss  on  the  stomach . ❛  27 .   a  kiss  to  end  the  sexual  tension . ❛  28 .   a  kiss  over  a  scar . ❛  29 .   a  kiss  over  a  wound . ❛  30 .   a  kiss  to  say  goodbye .

[ruadrisresources]

Physical Contact Starters

No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!

SOFT

“Your hands are so warm.”

“Ah, that feels good…”

“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”

“Is it okay if I lean on you?”

“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”

“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”

“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”

“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”

“Be gentle with me.”

“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”

“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”

“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”

“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”

“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”

“I could kiss you all over.”

“That tickles!”

“Mind washing my back for me?”

“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”

“I love how soft your lips are.”

“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”

“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”

ROUGH

“Ow! That fucking hurt!”

“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”

“You stepped on my foot!”

“Did you do that on purpose?”

“Please be more gentle next time…”

“Don’t squeeze so tight!”

“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”

“Did you just bite me?!”

“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”

“Is that the best you’ve got?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“I’ll make you bleed.”

“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”

“Hey!! What was that for?!”

“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”

“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”

“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”

“You almost knocked me over!”

“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”

“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”

“You broke my nose!”

[vaememes]

𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙  𝖜𝖊  𝖉𝖔  𝖎𝖓  𝖙𝖍𝖊  𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖘  𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖘.

these are taken from the show with the same title, may have triggering mentions, please read and reblog with caution, feel free to adjust any that you deem necessary.

tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.

this is not a joke!

they would call me the relentless because i would never relent.

being a vampire’s familiar is like being a best friend.

i would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.

get me some glitter.

i want to do something special for the immortal one’s arrival.

i am going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body. like twilight.

do you remember that first time we made love?

it was so passionate, i accidentally cut off your head.

all secret meetings take place in the fancy room.

you know what i’ve always wanted to try?

you’re protecting a vast empire.

we’ve been very careful not to stand out.

am i a morning person? that would be an enthusiastic yes.

we all know that sounds cool.

from panera bread you came, and to panera bread you shall return.

what is “arise” again? control-alt-seven?

my friends have noticed mood swings, unusual cravings -

it’s become pretty clear to me that i’m becoming a vampire.

i have this urge to turn my roommate to shreds…

the smell of beef and sulphur is overwhelming.

i could smell it on him, it comes from the groin.

i could sense he was getting more and more sad recently.

vampires have huge respect for owls.

they don’t give a “hoot” where they dump their scat.

vampires love virgins. it’s their favorite food.

fuck that guy for making me think i need to act more aloof!

vampire roommates… they’re forever.

what kind of goat sorcery is this?

i’m not really sure what my deal is.

i’m not going to do this if he’s pissing on the wall.

are you leaving with us?

we were so poor we used to used donkey dong for fuel.

i can’t stand up, if you know what i mean.

what the fuck would anyone want with canada?

i would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.

we should feast on virgin blood.

you might bite someone, and then you think ‘ooh, those are some nice pants!’.

vampires don’t like nuns.

when you become a vampire, you become very…sexy.

this is what happens when you’re a vampire. you have to watch everyone die.

we’re vampires. we don’t put down towels.

at first i wanted to kill him, but now i’m glad i spent time to get to know him.

ooh! bat fight!

just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

at the start i was like 'oh no, like i'm– i’m dead’.

it’s kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff.

the movie ’twilight’. have you seen it?

what, i can’t sunbathe? i can’t watch daytime TV?

i’m over being a vampire. it’s shit, so don't…don’t believe the hype.

you have not done the dishes for five years!

it’s unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like there.

i’m so embarrassed when people come over here.

you bring them over, you kill them!

i think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

the neighbors can see you flying around the house.

do you want to draw attention to this house, hmm?

you’ve got a whole documentary group following you around.

we’re werewolves, not swear-wolves.

shut up! you’re not twilight!

you can’t go to the ball as blade. he’s a vampire hunter.

you will not eat the camera guy!

you ruined it. i was in the zone.

what are you doing tonight? are you going to kill some perverts?

wait, let’s kill them.

i go for a look which i call dead but delicious.

get away from the sunlight!

why don’t you go smell your own crotches, huh?

more police will come. possibly even christains, which is totally the last thing we need.

we drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs.

we drank – – we’ve done some drug blood.

you are supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

someday they will all be dead.

how many more women have you slept with that just have long, dark hair?

this is horse piss. we are vampires.

you are a lying piece of old cabbage!

i mean, how old are you, nine – ninety?

do you have long left, do you think?

but a ghost? that’s where we draw the line.

maybe i should just bring a broom down here for you.

you have a very, very special power.

dracula’s in the house!

i’m sorry, vampires are real but ghosts are not?

i just want to make sure we’re on the same page.

witches are near.

the witches have been toying with our rugs again.

please get some witch-proof carpet tape and tape that rug down!

i am a little disappointed i didn’t get to be a american citizen.

i was really looking forward to buying a gun.

oh, you don’t need to be a citizen to get a gun. they’ll give those to anyone.

get up and stand on this ceiling like a man.

it’s quite amazing to see how far technology can go forward if you’re not paying attention.

i have been very unhappy since you left.

i just want to know what i can do to bring you back home.

it’s very difficult for me to say, so just let me get this out.

i smell death on you.

oh, that, that’s just my body spray. it’s axe.

you heard what he said. he knows we’re vampires.

we are just talking a nice shit together.

is there something you haven’t been telling us?

don’t care what the fuck your name is.

this was probably the way he wanted to go.

you know, when you care about someone and they just walk out the door.

that’s the tenth vampire i killed this month!

i can’t tell him i’m a vampire killer because then he’d have to kill me.

can you dust more quietly please? i’m trying to sleep.

all we need to do is send that to ten friends or foes by sunrise and the curse will be lifted.

where are we going to get the email addresses, the email address shop?

i’m guessing that’ll be closed this time of night.

i was just checking my emails, i didn’t know it would be full of curses!

i swear i am going to rip that man into shreds and make a dress out of it.

i’ve been watching a lot of shark tank lately.

there’s no such thing as vampire killers, you knob lord.

yes, i suppose i am a little bit stressed.

all i need is myself. i’m my own best friend now.

it’s like their souls are dead or something.

who doesn’t want to be a vampire?

you haven’t had an original idea since 1925.

come over here and put your neck in my mouth.

you have to get up and do it ‘cause i can’t get up.

what is this feeling i am feeling?

grief. i don’t care for it.

would you mind staying with me for a few moments, just until i fall asleep?

i don’t wish to be murdered in my slumber.

that’s very frowned upon in the vampire community.

i want you to know that you are my friend.

okay, you’re getting into some of your personal issues now.

i found out that my own familiar was killing vampires.

we should finish each other off and tell no one?

why is there all this dust on the floor in the shape of a body?

were you trying to make a girlfriend out of dust?

i will kill you! i will absolutely kill you!

the issue here is that i’m an invader and i was invading.

if you’re going to eat a victim on my nice, clean couch put down some newspaper!

well, that didn’t go so great. i hit the main artery, so yeah, it’s a real mess.

don’t look, my sweet darling, it’s too dangerous.

vampires have had a pretty bad rep.

we’re not these mopey old creatures who live in castles- well some.

they’re like one big circle just biting each other’s dicks.

you know they don’t even wear shirts, they were blouses.

well, what’s your power?

i am an excellent crawler.

we will never forget that battle.

well, are you gonna be alright without me?

that is worse than a bible- that burns my eyes.

we are the bait but we’re also the trap.

i’m not a total monster.

i became a vampire at sixteen. that is why i always look sixteen.

i have received a message from a slouching beast in the night!

do you think i might have rabies now?

a church. makes me nervous to say the word.

i’m going to check my hotmail.

password? what is my password?

it’s a glitter portrait. it’s a portrait made from glitter.

look, its you! i made you a vampire.

i think he’s going to make me a vampire.

this is always really scary part for me.

so it’s 6pm in the night time… which is when i wake up. 

i don’t want to know about that. stop gloating.

what are you doing with your hand? how dare you!

do you have any proof of this wild accusation?

while you were out running your errand, we were in very serious danger.

we could have been killed tonight, did you know that?

this is my office, also known as the hunting ground.

energy vampires drain people’s energy just by talking to them.

i don’t know about you, old chap, but i have raging hard on.

my darling, every time dough boy turns up, you start crying.

i decided to bite her and we’re going to be together forever.

we just thought ‘to hell with it’ you know?

well, don’t appear as a mist on the lawn then, you prick.

you can’t be fighting with werewolves on the lawn.

you’re still angry about that vampire that tried to eat you, aren’t you?

you promised you would turn me into a vampire.

it has been so long, you look the same.

it’s like they’re vampires or something.

to be honest, i don’t really care about being a vampire.

when i turn into a bat, there’s no real skill to it at all, i just shout ‘bat!’

your screaming disturbed me from my slumber.

you wouldn’t like it if a spider came to your house and dusted, would you?

save your confession until after i am dead.

why the hell would you be here for me?

there’s a fucking ghost on the front lawn!

i’ll do this just to show you how dumb you are.

i was being a vapor and i got sucked into an air purifier.

five spits for an enemy, lilith.

i haven’t slept in seventy - two hours.

now we are ready to go into town and party.

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