okay so i rewrote a republican rap song to be accurate :/
I have too much time on my hands, and after scouring the internet in the wake of all the stuff that’s been happening in the world (especially America) I decided to listen to music just to chill. For no reason at all, “You Missed” by Tom Macdonald came on, which is basically just a song blaming liberals for the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, and even after it was made public that the shooter was a straight white cis man, the song remained as it is. It sounds to me like the real lyrics promote misinformation, since we all know the conspiracy theorists are gonna be listening to it and suspecting the shooter was framed, suspecting a liberal conspiracy behind the Charlie Kirk incident, and alt-right rap in general is just kind of.. not great.
So I decided to rewrite Tommy Boy’s ole song to make it more accurate to the general events of what happened then and what is happening now. I think I did him a favor. You’re welcome, Tom!
You Missed— Accurate Version
Say we’re burning the country down with our progressiveness
Did our research, now we know what gender is
You don’t want peace, you want skeletons
Want men to pretend they ain’t feminine
You don’t want an election, stormin’ the capitol
You say we’re offended by freedom, but your man tried to kill ‘his president’
‘I used to think the woke were misguided, but now I can see that they’re evil!’
But right Twitter was happy that a trans kid was dead
Right-wing shooters get innocent people
Thought we were kids of God, I thought we were equal
I thought thou shalt not kill, but it’s hate that you feel
Hate for the queer kids, wish death upon us
And then when a fascist dies, suddenly, you’re so concerned
Thank God the right can’t aim
Thank God the left don’t riot
Welcome to the home of the brave, why’s everything solved with violence?
Trump’s fine, but Kirk is out
Do guns kill the kids they end safe?
He’s safe, but the point? You missed
Told us think of the kids, but it never made sense to me
You missed the pedos who’re the real enemy
‘Borders are open to people with felonies!’
And as for the upper-class criminals, you don’t got the energy
To count ‘em, to care, we should all just want a better tomorrow for all
But y’all want more Kennedys
Thank God the right can’t aim
Thank God the left don’t riot
Welcome to the home of the brave, why’s everything solved with violence?
Don’t understand nothing can get better if people keep dying
Your own goals? You missed
Kids die every day, but y’all focused on hating the gays
You can’t kill hate with more hate
I really hope it works with the rhythm, because I tried to make it so the syllables could be said in a way that makes it sound right lol..
Either way, yeah. Free Palestine, End School Shootings, Gay Rights, Trans Rights, Stop Alt-Right Hypocrisy. Come at me for a feature Tom, maybe you can make a song with ACTUAL facts in it next time yeah?
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