i'm from seattle, bitchhhhh

I'm Lynne and I'm 24. I'm in a relationship and very stressed out about everything so I won't be on much. All questions have been tagged with the letter "q"

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[brehaaorgana]

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

[meangirlnurse]

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

[dirtandleather-deactivated20171]

i found my new favorite post on this website 

[petr1kov]

You know, one thing i like about Mulan is how Yao, Ling and Chien Po don’t really seem to care about the fact that Mulan is a girl.

I mean, when they find out, they are visibly perplexed

But even so, they rush and try to help her when she’s about to get killed

After this, they all seem quite depressed about having to leave her behind (and when Shang ignores her)

And when she shows up and takes action, they gladly follow her lead

And they even rock some crossdressing, like she did

(btw they just missed a great opportunity to make Shang crossdress here, shame on you movie)

Honestly, i just think this needs more appreciation. Because to them, Mulan didn’t have to prove herself again, just because she is a girl. She already earned their friendship and respect when she was ‘Ping’, and that was enough.

[mysharona1987]

[dirtbaby2016]

I’ve been trying to figure out the table design for my dining room in my home...

[buzzfeed]

Chris Brown sitting down while Frank Ocean receives his award just to remind everyone in America’s he’s the absolute worst.

[fuckyeahfeminists]

Whatever, CB. This will always be in infamy & comfort me (somewhat)

[gothgrlsgotogivenchy]

thank you jay-z 

[thenatsdorf]

View this post on Instagram

“Another!…Another!…”

[lord-kitschener]

She screm 4 the kissies

[mancharm-deactivated20210524]

Same

[yassmines]

y'all mind if i

can’t…im shy

[tastefullyoffensive]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[iguanamouth]

this photo is edited the original looks like this

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via matsuda98)

[jhameia]

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

[wigmund]

leave that sewer goblin alone

[k-eke]

Clean Clean * * * 

[otterish]

Cops to white people:

[lameborghini]

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

[igglooaustralia]

LMFAOO watch this please

[jas-is-a-babe]

Omg

[yungbara]

I thought it was gonna be some stupid edit but wow this is oscar worthy

[noyesnoyesyesno]

THE FUCKING COUNTDOWN LMFAOOOOOO

[jehovahhthickness]

I can’t stop watching

[tranquillust]

honestly..just watch

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[britishbeardicism]

Rekt

[knightsolaireofthesun]

Visual storytelling

[perilousechidna]

Pretty sure those aren’t rabbit tracks. I think this was a bird shuffling through the snow, and then it made wing impressions when it took off. If it was an eagle, or something, that got a rabbit, there would be more disturbed snow.

[phantoms-lair]

DEFINITELY not rabbit tracks. The tracks wouldn’t be linked since rabbits hop not walk and the tracks of the fore and hind legs are quite distinctive. This is what rabbit tracks in snow look like

No bunnies were harmed in the making of above post

[jennyloggins]