The Great Pepperman

Renowned artist... im sure you have heard of me. Will only do art request if they are in the image of yours truly, and only if they are truly worth gracing your being with my art.

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Do you plan on continuing the pepperman ask blog?

i was wondering when someone was gonna ask this bshbahbk;--

short answer: no, sorry :-(

long answer that im trying very hard not to make dramatic for no reason: basically, having an askblog when ive never done one before made me realize im not an askblog person ;v; ...... i like being alot less involved in posting online than id originally thought, and i dont even like the way i draw pepperman in the first place (sorry yall) n it did kind of make me feel like i wasnt the person to go about doing it in the first place BUT!!! it was alot of fun while it lasted so thank you to everyone for that :-D

also i am apologizing to anyone who mightve liked the blog alot despite my lackluster feelings on it im looking at one specific person you know who you are and im SORR /lh

one last reason is that im not good at spending so much time dedicated to one thing, not even with my personal projects which- alot have spawned since

TL:DR MY HYPERACTIVE ASS COULD NEVER!!! sorry!!!

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//look at this photograph..... /ref /j/j/j-// //COUGHS im not good at talking about this pretty much every reason is mentioned in that post!!! oka sorry <:-] //

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Yo pep’s, you prefer warmer wether or colder?

"with all that time spent in the desert, I wouldn't mind some colder weather y'know.. "

"but, the only place I deserve to be is on a tropical beach on vacation.."

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Pepperman, do you have games on your phone?

…If you even HAVE a phone, that is.

"I have a nokia with snake on it... my high score is 9000, by the way, if you were asking.."

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giving your pepper body dysmorphia

"It's gonna take alot more to take down this pepper's confidence."

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How would you recommend getting better at art?

"There lots of useful information I could inquire you about, but really?"

"In my professional opinion, its about confidence and persistence!"

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i cannot contain it anymore i lost control

[processing it..... give him a minute]

"Ah! Embrace... right, forgot uh.. people did that.."

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You draw really nice Mr. Red-fruit-that-is-not-an-apple-man!

"Um.. Its Pepperman to you, and thanks.."

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I have a question for you. Why are you interested in art? Also that little creature is behind you, they must've liked being picked up.

"Well im glad you asked! See I consider art to be a highly sophisticated thing, and its something I've been passionate about since I was small, I, myself, dont really think theres anyth-"

"Ah. You're back again.. Did you get lost or something? The tower is a difficult one to navigate, I get it.."

"I'll leave you here, its only a window, maybe you can find your way out from there? Anyhow, Ciao! Don't break your legs!"

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DO YOU LIKE MEN

"I-Its not like I hate men? what would it matter anyway?"

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look uhhh, I'm not sure if I should tell you this but uh, noisette is coming at you with a army of those cheese things. Who could've possibly foreseen this.

"Oh, really? what is she gonna do with all of those useless cheese blocks anyway? I dont think it would be an issue for me."

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while the tower was collapsing, why didn't you just walk out? you WERE on the first floor.

"W-Well.. being in the tower, being busy before and all... sometimes I can be fashionably late. of course."

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pullin out a diamond ring

Will you marry me? (And I'll be your pepperanon)

"Oh, anon, i'm flattered, truly!"

"but..."

"Im already married. To my art and myself!"

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sorry i froze it in ice (by accident) :(

"Y'know what. Good. Thats one less I wont have to be bothered by."

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hold him nicey. pleas

"Well, not a weird cheese thing but then- what is this?"

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//i dont usually make announcement posts but WOWIE! that is alot of asks currently....... probably the most ive ever gotten, so I may close the inbox for a little until ive gotten alotta them answered!!!// //i do apologise for closing it AGAIN but also, i will probably be changing the way i handle dialogue so its easier to read and easier for me to write okay <:-)) until then, will be answering away !!!//

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hey Pepperman i could really use some trans validation :'( weirdos on twitter keep drawing you in a hateful way and i don't think you're about that life at all. You mean a lot to me even though pizza tower is fairly new to me. Thank you

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Hello pepperguy, pepperdude, homeslice, my guy. How do you feel about banana peppers?