I bought a new Spawn action figure, and was talking to my partner about it, saying that even though it was still in the box, it might have been opened previously.
Then they tell me, “He’s definitely been used. Look at his nipples.”
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I bought a new Spawn action figure, and was talking to my partner about it, saying that even though it was still in the box, it might have been opened previously.
Then they tell me, “He’s definitely been used. Look at his nipples.”
This tweet means a lot to me.
It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?
doomscrolling thru the weather app
Get free gender-affirming kits and flight assistance. The Queer Trans Project is a Black & Trans-led nonprofit supporting the trans and nonb
are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it
like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots
can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community
The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?
Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?
The chanclafone (Papua New Guinea)
My grandma told me she was happy I got the option to be single and unmarried once.
The time of his life.
getting lots of Cat Help™️ on 995 days left
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die
Happy Monday that Wouldn't Die Monday.
not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.
where were they. greta where were they.
I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs
It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
Redditor’s wife knitted a beautiful star chart shawl.
The pattern isn’t actually horrifically hard. It was the first project I made after not knitting in years.
It’s called Celestarium, and there is a matching southern hemisphere shawl by the same designer.
I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.