Konkey Dong @kimpossibooty - Tumblr Blog

BamPowPrints is officially open!

I’ve been working for a couple of weeks now on my shop (as you’ve probably seen), and I’m now fully up and running!

WHAT I DO:

I take real comic books and turn their pages into fun keepsakes to memorialize your favorite stories, characters, and more!

I also make nerdy 3D-printed statues and laser-engraved/laser-cut display pieces out of wood and acrylic, but these will be listed in the coming days/weeks

WHAT ITEMS I MAKE:

I make 2.25” pin-back buttons, magnets, and magnetic bottle openers! I have a variety of pre-made items ranging across Marvel and DC, even dipping my toes into Star Wars, but I also have a library of ready-to-press designs to pick from!

Additionally, I can go out and source comic pages for any character or team you can think of! Custom-sourced items are available at a small upcharge, so either look at the listing or reach out to me directly if you’re looking for something specific that you don’t see!

WHO AM I:

I’m a bisexual and disabled father-of-one-about-to-be-father-of-two with a passion for comics and creativity and a whole lotta bills!

WHOA, WHAT’S WITH THE BOTTLE OPENERS:

I can make bottle openers out of anything! But at my beautiful wife’s behest, I made some “booby bottle openers” out of particularly close-up pages, and they sold out immediately and continue to be my most popular item! They’re fun to display or hide in shame until they’re needed!

And fear not! I am a reasonable bisexual who believes in equality, male booby/booty versions are in the works!

WHAT YOU GET OUT OF IT:

I’ve been on Tumblr for thirteen years, got close to my now best friend and former best-woman at my wedding, and even met my wife here! I’ve gained a great following here who have always supported my many creative projects, and I’m incredibly grateful!

To thank Tumblr, I have a permanent coupon code in place for anyone who finds me here! Use code ILIKEYOURSHOELACES at checkout for 25% off your entire order!

IN CONCLUSION:

Love you guys!!!! Every purchase helps, ever review helps, and every reblog helps!!! I know this is a niche product, but you never know when someone you know or someone who follows you might love it!!!

kimpossibooty

Just dropped a ton of non-superhero buttons including Muppets, Looney Tunes, Adventure Time, Scooby Doo, and more!!!

tieflingkisser

lesbianslimefriend

here's where to find it on windows 10

the-tiny-dragons-tea-room

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

the-tiny-dragons-tea-room

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

marougus-the-dragon

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

dogpuppy

thestuffedalligator

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

scoutsmoocrew

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

sapper-in-the-wire-old

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

swagforbirds

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

thyrell

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

weaselle

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

scarletjohansson

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

1, 19, and 20

1. what's your favourite kitchen appliance?

Ooooooooooooh I do love me my air fryer

19. how many wisdom teeth do you have and have you had any removed?

Zero! All! And many others!

20. what's your favourite beverage?

Nothing hits like a Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Hi it’s my beautiful wife Lauren @/daffidilly’s birthday today go wish her happy birthday and remind her to update her age in her bio!!!

blackboard-monitor

ask game for aging tumblr population

what's your favourite kitchen appliance?

do you have a collection of anything?

what's the best job you've ever had?

what's the worst job you've ever had?

what's your favourite piece of furniture and where did you get it?

what's your go-to recipe when you want to make something that requires minimal effort?

are you married or do you intend to get married?

do you have kids? do you want them?

are you on good terms with your parents?

do you have siblings? do you hang out with them?

do you vote?

what's the biggest purchase you've ever made?

what are your hobbies?

what's a hobby you'd like to get into?

do you collect anything?

how long have you known your oldest friend?

are you a member of any clubs or associations?

have you ever changed fields in your career or education?

how many wisdom teeth do you have and have you had any removed?

what's your favourite beverage?

do you have any living grandparents?

do you have nieces/nephews/godchildren/other kids in your life that aren't yours?

what's the coolest place you've visited?

what's your most recent degree and has it been useful to you?

would you rather own a dishwasher or a laundry machine if you could only have one or the other?

do you make a list before going to the grocery store or just wing it?

what's your favourite household chore?

what chore do you hate the most?

do you have houseplants and how are you at keeping them alive?

what's your living arrangement? (who do you live with, in what kind of building, do you own or rent or other?)

coughloop

I'm on the information superhighway getting road head

rumourzz

NIGHTCRAWLER!! super happy with this

tamamita

The settler state arguably got the worst white demons in the world

dreadhordearcanist

This post never goes out of style

partypuppy-nastja

Meanwhile, a little while back my friend Alaa was talking about "the best Italian restaurant in Gaza!", how everyone knew it; it was run by these two brothers who had migrated from Italy, what an experience it was, how on social media everyone was begging them for their recipes, that they had the best pasta sauces ever, that she was always recommending it and wanted everyone to be able to try it...

...and then finished with "but then of course the occupation bombed the restaurant with the entire family inside and they were all killed".

She's now working on a site dedicated to showing all the important little local places in Gaza that no longer exist—partly so that her own children can know them, and partly so they cannot be completely erased by the occupiers.

She's also working on this project, again to preserve the culture and history that the occupation is trying to wipe out, taking up the lead on this after her teacher Dr. Refaat Alareer (now most-known to English-speakers for his "If I must die" poem), who had started the project, was killed by the occupiers.

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

This woman sexualizing my <1 year old then doubling down and going even harder to antagonize me for asking her to stop is making me really question a lot of my opinions on the topic of murder