snowbound.

indie alphinaud.

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    me: hasn’t been able 2 play ffxiv in like 2 months      me: sees hien is in the new trailer     me: scrambling up change desperately so i can see my husband again

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    ‘  my  -  ahem .  apologies .  what  was  that ,  again ?   ‘

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"i'm not slowing down because you're short."

                      now  you’ve  gone  and  hurt  his  feelings  ! 

  ‘  estinien !  i  will  have  you  know  that  -  while  i  am ,  admittedly ,  as  you       put  it ,  short  -  i  possess  a  rather  useful  collection  of  knowledge  i  should      like  to  think  you  would  not  like  to  be  without  !  i  daresay  this  may  call        our  friendship  into  question ! ‘ 

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small / tall starters

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

“Get down here!”

“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”

“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”

“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”

“I don’t appreciate your height.”

“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”

“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”

“I KNOW you can see me.”

“Fear me!!!”

“Uh…you’re blocking me.”

“Can you lift me for a second?”

“Slow down! I have short legs.”

“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”

“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”

“I always win at hide and seek.”

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”

“Heels make me feel powerful.”

“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”

“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”

“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”

“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”

“Does my height offend you?”

“Let me reach that for you.”

“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”

“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”

“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”

“It’s impossible to hide from you.”

“No, I don’t play basketball.”

“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”

“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”

“My legs are long and sexy.”

“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”

“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”

“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”

“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”

“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”

“Why are you standing on the counter?”

“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”

“Let me block the sun for you.”

“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?” 

[sultan-sworn]

Quite the charming young man, aye? 

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sketch of my motivation to continue main story wheezes

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emperor-galvus:

@perduvol

Siiiiiiiiigh.

“You.”

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      his head tilts in thought - not quite, he thinks. however, he believes it would        be incredibly rude to voice such a thought after the rather magical display        she’s put on. regardless - it was immaculate, fault-free. she’s been at this        for a long time. a strong tactician, and an even stronger fighter - just like her.

     ‘  that and many more, lady schnee. might i inquire as to the amount of          years you spent in study? such a marvelous style of attack - it is the          wherewithal to do it that evades me, i fear. nontheless, i appreciate          your time spent sorely to sate my curiosity greatly. ‘  // @lcequeen

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   when he pulls back, he keeps his hands on her arms - she just might slip away    if he doesn’t. ‘  ‘tis good to see you, azee. i trust you are well ?  ‘ // @spearofthemother

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❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

[tista-bie]

He’s making a judgement protocol and checking it twice

Brute Christmas is coming to town

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    ‘  lorelei !  ‘  he calls, waving. once he’s caught her attention, he catches up to her.       he’s panting when he’s by her side, but there’s a grin across his features that’s rather       rare to find. ‘  i have a missive for you - but that can wait. ‘tis been many moons, friend;       i am glad to see you are well! if you would indulge me, i should like to hear some of your        adventures anon. what has kept you so far from mor dhona ? ‘ // @saggitariusarrow

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    o         h wow that’s a lot of people ok. ssssssssstarter call ?

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    ‘  ser aymeric !  ‘ he exclaims, arms spread in welcome. ‘  i must say, we were not       expecting to see you in ala mhigo of all places - but allow me to be the first to express        my gratitude at your arrival !  ‘ the boy offers him a bow, arm crossed over his waist.     ‘  i pray ishgard will be well in your absence. what brings you here, my lord ?  ‘       // @lordcommanderaymeric 

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    o         h wow that’s a lot of people ok. ssssssssstarter call ?

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 hhhhhey fellow kids, lia here ! could y’all like/reblog this if you’d be down to  clown with everyone’s favorite son, alphinaud leveilleur from final fantasy xiv ?  i’ll check out your blog and we can get down to partying ! thanks very much friends !

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♡ everyone’s son part 2 ♡