this is so delightful

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this is so delightful
Let's go, Team Mystery! I look forward to artfighting AAAALL of you this year...
STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YOUR ASS KICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT BEFORE I KICK YOURS!!
"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.
and love..........
fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d
I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty
I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.
Love, love, love reading more proof that everyone should encourage the children in their lives to write to elected officials--it teaches them about citizenship and can also be very funny.
When I taught second grade, one of the options for students who had finished their work was to write a letter to the president. I would send all of the letters in a big envelope at the end of every month.
Watching my students get more and more frustrated with him (and concerned about his wellbeing) was not the result I'd hoped for when I came up with the idea, but it was kind of hilarious.
See, Obama had a standard packet with information and activities about his dog he'd send in response to letters from very young citizens...and of course his office sent one back to our class every single time we sent mail.
So eventually all of the letters looked something like this:
Dear President Obama, I am writing about the environment. I am sad that the Great Barrier Reef is hurt. Also the Amazon Rainforest. Can you help? PLEASE DON'T WRITE BACK TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DOG AGAIN. WE ALREADY KNOW ALL ABOUT BO. WE COMPLETED THE MAZE AND COLORED HIM IN. It is good that you love your pet a lot. But try to remember the environment. It is also important.
words we ought to say more often:
apocryphal
anatine
wherewithal
grotto
umstroke
posthaste
superlative
beastmode
fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION
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peripatetic
apropos
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What the duck?
[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]
#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck
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That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.
miss mimi appreciating the new bed so much its hers now!!!
Is it just the lighting or does this cat have homophobia
just the lightning! she has homophobia in her heart though 💔
auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"
This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
“NO!….RATIO!!!”
Honestly obsessed with her
Absolutely based
always reblog bonnie
I'm not even sure if they do still make tumblr
guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life
change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok
k hold on
where are my parents
this is killing me
steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower
Do you have any neighbors that are old and nice (or at least not, like, actively mean)? You could offer to help them with household tasks they might find difficult. For me it helps if what I'm doing is helping someone else (and not an obligation)
Our next-door neighbour is a friend, and she'll ask for a favour every once in a while, but it's never anything physically straining, and if I tried to help her with anything she hasn't explicitly asked for help for, she'd fight me.
She's 86 and would beat my fucking ass.