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hi, Iβm S! we're super grossnasty here πΒ
kinks I post a lot about:
farting
burping
piss
scat
slobby behaviour
kinks I sometimes post about:
belly kink
belly noises
stuffing
musk/scent kink
nose picking/snot related things
kinks I do not post about:
emeto
scat play (i.e. touching/smearing)
waste consumption (i.e. human toilet, piss drinking, scat eating)
ABDL/ageplay (diapers may come up in asks on occasion, and are tagged accordingly)
feeder/weight gain content
fandom specific content
heavy humiliation/degradation
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Please do not send asks related to: the kinks I don't post about, pregnancy, spit, smegma, noncon/forced feeding
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tw alcohol
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piss drinking
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I am a coffee lover and that comes with a consequence: coffee acts as a laxative in my body. My favorite time is always in the mornings when I'm alone at home. I always have a coffee to wake up, knowing that it also wakes up my intestines and makes me bloated. I'm not lactose intolerant, but that's my body's reaction.
Every time that happens, I decide to pull down my pants, lie on my stomach, and lift my butt so the sensation of my farts is better while I moan. I even wiggle my butt to spread the smell throughout the living room. I love being a living skunk :3
The best part is when I feel that heaviness in my butt and go to the bathroom. My poop is usually quite large, so sometimes I have to flush twice because it's so big... Even so, I love it because I can moan while I poop and do it with the door open <3
- π¦ (Claiming this hehe)
best kind of morning routine tbh π΅βπ«πββοΈ it must feel sooo nice to work out all that gas and then take a big dump with the door open π₯΄ such a simple pleasure but a good one! π
just had some farty fucking fun (LOL)!! gf farted on me multiple times while we were having sex, including ripping absolute ass right as i came π₯΅ the post-sex cuddle sesh was riddled w/ farts too π
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damn fart sex must be something else π€€ and gassy cuddling too!! divine combo omg π₯΄π₯°
i get why it's niche but i wish there were more stories and content out there featuring rimming unwashed ass. not just "oops, i haven't showered since yesterday!" but weeks-unwashed, sweaty, musky HOLE. maybe even hole that is NEVER washed aside from being tongue-bathed
In my old flat the toilet was up the stairs from my room and the hallway was dark and creepy so I used to pee in a glass in my room if I had to pee at night and then Iβd sneak up to the bathroom with it in the morning when my flatmates were asleep. There was times when Iβd have a LOT so the glass was very full and I definitely spilled some a few times. Pretty sure no one noticed though. Also peeling in a glass with female anatomy is hard, gotta cover as much area as possible with the rim of the glass
ridiculously hot π₯΅π₯΄ I love the convenience factor of a cup or bottle pee so so much. I bet it was so nice knowing you wouldn't have to bother heading upstairs if you needed to go! just use the cup and head back to bed, easy done ππ΅βπ«
I haven't written an actual ask in *months* but I formulate then dakly- anytime anything vaguely kinky happens in my life. Anyways what I am here today to talk about is the fact that I just shit in my trashcan in my room. I am writing this while having a smoke outside after bringing out the trash.
I am nasty, but not THAT nasty. I do still live with roommates I don't want to just subject to this. I'd like to keep my lease for now x.x
Said roommates are the reason it happend in thr first place tho. I was gaming and sort or... procrastinating going, since I was busy. Ykno how it is.... but I got hit eith a CRAMP all of a sudden as in- this thing is going to come out one way or another wether I want to or not.
I might add, this is currently happening at 11 at night. This morning at work I had already felt full and like I COULD go.
So yeah the toilet was not aviable. And I tried to hold it in for 30 seconds or so and it became increasingly clear this was not going to work. So I put a new liner in my bin, and dropped trou.
The velocity it left me at was concerning -
Followed by not a small amount of liquid. It was honestly surprisingly comfortable, squatting over my trashcan.... i waited for it to start smelling but it kind of... didnt? I waited to see if another wave would hit me- lo and behold it did. Had a little piss ontop of it, for good measure. Before tying the bag up. I couldn't resist squishing it a little through the plastic... it was so *warm*.... and made me feel a little like a dog who got its poop bagged - π΅βπ«
But yeah. I did dispose of it in the outside trashcan and just keep thinking about the sensation of squishing my load through the thin plastic. The warmth of it. And it made me realize if I didn't have roommates, I don't know if I would've brought it out this quickly.... ---
- π anon (it's been a while!)
oof I bet that was relieving π΅βπ« nothing worse than badly needing a shit and having the bathroom occupied. I totally understand not wanting to risk your roommates finding out but I'm glad you had a good option so readily available! a secret shit in the trash is far from the worst place for it ππ₯΄
omg i live alone now and started living a couple more piss fantasies iβve always had β firstly just holding on to my tdick to piss standing up in the toilet now i donβt need to be dressed around the house. i always get a couple drips on the seat and am always so hard by the time i shake off,,,,
ive also started hiking up a leg to piss in the bath before i shower, even dripping a little onto the bathmat (my aim is not great). the other day i was sat on the edge of the bath jerking off and decided to just let go and piss all over the bath mat β it looked so good with a puddle spreading out across it and i honestly canβt wait to do it again
you're soooo lucky omg π€€ getting to messily piss all over the toilet and bath mat whenever you like is an absolute dream. bath mats are designed to be absorbent so what's even the problem? they're just getting used the way they were designed π₯°π₯΄
hihi its beef curry anon again lol nd oh absolutely it feels so wasteful having gas nd nb to obsess over it. literally right after i left that msg i had like 3 servings of mac nd cheese nd my bed saw looots of good farts the next morning ijbol. truly i think im a sub but domming can b sooo fun, esp for this kink,,
ik a few ppl willing to sub for me but none that ik of who r into farts (sad) ,,,
i neeeed to send sb a video of me gassing tf out my room n watch them get all nervous ugh
ooh Mac and Cheese farts in bed sounds so nice π I hope a fart craving sub comes your way soon!
im baaack ... im so glad i found your blog because its such a good outlet for me ... i cant share these thoughts with ANYONE because they're so nasty ... plus reading everyone else's submissions is a treat ^_^
anyways. so my job right? the bathroom stalls at my job are their own individual closed in rooms, with full doors and walls and everything. they're so cozy and private, but they also hold smells like crazy ... and you see, one of my coworkers is a SHITTER!!! it's crazy because they're such a tiny person but i swear to god... idk what they're doing in there but it is not befitting of the size of their body. (which is in of itself, Hot) but like. it's so fun to purposefully go into the same stall after them knowing they just did something unholy in there
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I love when someone's physical appearance contrasts everything that comes out of them π€€ so fun that you'd never guess just by looking at them π₯΄
recent fantasy of mine has been imagining hosting a huge slob party with a bunch of other transfems, like hosting us all in a huge house or airbnb (in a world where this is acceptable behavior) and blocking off use of all toilets for the duration of the visit, and everyone is welcomed (and encouraged) to piss and shit wherever they please.
everyone would be shy at first, holding themselves, not wanting to be the first one to make a mess, but eventually someone brave could just whip it out and relieve herself on the carpet in front of everyone else. this would start a train reaction, some girls pissing themselves, others following shit and adding to the growing puddle on the floor.
once everyone is comfortable, anywhere is free game. some girls would choose to stay nude for the duration and let loose whenever the urge called to them, not feeling embarrassed about stopping to pause and sigh as they relieve their bladders, or squatting down to grunt and push out logs onto the floor mid-conversation without a care in the world. absolutely soaking and staining the furniture with piss and shit. not only getting to do this, but getting to watch other gorgeous women do it too
absolute slob girlstink heaven. i want to live in a world where this is normal behavior π΅βπ«
this would literally fix the world I think yes π΅βπ«π
she farted in my faceeeeeee i iii gkjdhfgkjshadkhjgasdfkjashgdfk (accidentally)
so like i haven't sent anything in a while but to make it brief i basically did NOT have to worry about wanting her to sit on my face AT ALL...... she's sooooo happy to do it, and as far as "fetishizing her weight" she's ummm... well she's more ok with me doing that than i am. she is a dyed in the wool freak just like me. i'm so happy. anyway.
yesterday we were having sex and i asked her to sit on my face and she accidentally let one out when she was climbing onto me. she was so apologetic and it was honestly sooooo adorable dlkfghjsdjklfghsdfgk not least bc she doesn't even know that like. girl. you SOOOOOOOOO don't have to apologize hehehehehehehe
it was really small but it smelled like rotten eggs immmmmm π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ« and she like was embarrassed and later she admitted that she had been holding in gas the whole time. which like,,,,,,,,, aaaaaaa!!!!!! aaaa! she's so hot kdfjhgkjdfhg π¨
oh anon every time you send an ask I'm so thrilled for you π€€π₯° she sounds amazing! here's hoping she gets more and more comfortable letting out her gas while she's on your face πββοΈ
I DO HAVE FAVORITE SPOTS!!! re: my previous ask ^_^
the arm of the armchair in my living room is a big favorite ... nobody ever sits in it anyways, so i don't feel like anyone will ever notice if it's a little damp. i also like the corner of my housemate's mattress o///o ... i usually only let out a liiittle bit and mostly just grind myself on it .. i also LOVE the sink. there's a window above it that my neighbors could see through if they looked and i love the thought of getting caught being nasty . my housemate has started to complain about the house reeking and like ... that has to be partly because of me, right??? ^_^
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damn, sounds like you're really marking up the whole place huh? π it must be such a relief knowing you can ease the tension of your bladder with these spots all over without needing to bother with a toilet π₯΄
i have also been having fun pissing wherever i want!! well. mostly in one spot.. which is the bright white fluffy soft absorbent mini rug i put in my closet so i could use it as a urinal every night π€€π€€π€€ it feels so good to get up and instead of having to leave my room just squat down and unleash all my urine right there in my closet. iβve rinsed the mat out a few times because it got completely saturated with stale urine, but itβs so stained and reeks so bad and i canβt stop rubbing my dick about it
that's such a fantastic idea omg π€€ secret bedroom toilet spot is one of my favourite fantasies, I'm so glad you're able to live the dream! no more extended trips out to the bathroom, just slip over to your closet and let loose π₯΄ I bet that rug has been taking quite a beating π₯°
i have a boyfriend who is extremely clingy. like "follows you to every room and has to always have physical contact" type of partner. one time i compared him to a house pet, and i jokingly said "what's it gonna be next? you're gonna follow me to the bathroom to hold my hand while i piss?" you know like cats who follow their master to the bathroom.
BOY DID I NOT EXPECT HIM TO BLUSH BRIGHT RED AND SAY "..... can i?"
so since then, most (not always) of the times when i go to the toilet, since i piss sat down, i spread my legs and i let my boyfriend kneel in front of me and look at my piss stream. he's not allowed to touch me in a erotic/sexual way during those moments, he's just allowed to look and smell. smelling is his favorite part, if i didn't shoo him away he could stay nose deep between my thighs all day.
and recently, thanks to him, i've discovered i have a scat kink like him... so i've began letting him watch me shit in the toilet. hearing him moan when i start to push everything out and the smell hit him is the best....
since it's summer where we live, it's doing horrible things to my bowels, and i have frequent diarrhea due to the heat. so you can imagine my bf is having the time of his life jerking off, head between my thighs, while i take a hot liquid dump in front of him
it's such a good bonding experience for all pervert couples/polycules, i recommend π
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how sweet of him to enjoy watching you so much! sounds like he'd be very grateful you would allow such a thing π I'd take a partner who enjoys watching me piss and shit over one who is too private about their bodily functions any day of the week. love that for you both π
Im lactose intolerant, but that doesn't stop me from eating a tub of ice cream, 2 milkshakes and cups of milk. I now have to ride 1 hour and a half back home. Before leaving, my stomach already turned. Hard. Now I'm in the car and the urge is making me feel like I have to burst. The liquid swishing inside of me. Im in the country with nothing around me, just trees and trees. What am I supposed to do? I'm so full of liquid and I can't go, not even a little. A fart will just release the floodgates even though I'm so full of gas. What do I do? Pls help my stomach π₯Ί
oof thats a situation you've got there anon. I suspect your only options would be to pull over and duck behind a tree to explode, or risk permanently staining your upholstery π³ I'd take my chances christening the soil personally, but I've heard the relief of going in your pants is really something π
longtime lurker first time asker here, im contemplating having a toilet free afternoon/night and just pissing and shitting in my tub. ive been pissing in my tub a lot while home alone, and i once leaked a bit of shit while getting off/pising in my tub but ive never taken that final step to take a full shit on purpose outside of a toilet. today is the day, i think!
if people/you would be interested, i can send in regular updates on the Situation
I'm all for a no toilet day π€€π the tub seems like a good spot for it! I personally am a big fan of pissing in tubs with water in it but that's just me ππ₯΄
hihi i usually only use tumblr 2 lurk but scrolling this n related pages has made me feel sm more comfortable in this fetish lol.. so anyway i cant say im particularly horny for my own gas but ive been waking up w crazy morning thunder like sharp n heavy rumblers. it seems to happen more after i eat some kind of protein in my meals (i had beef curry ln) n fuuuck i wish i had smb here to enjoy it. js stick their face in my ass while i doomscroll or read n push all these out. i woke up overly horny
oh morning gas is such a wonderful gift π΅βπ«π₯΄ farting out a belly ache that rattles the mattress is such a good feeling when you're warm and sleepy π€€ I sympathize with wanting someone's face back there to take in all the stench while you work them out. feels like such a waste right?