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hi, I’m S! we're super grossnasty here 😊
kinks I post a lot about:
farting
burping
piss
scat
slobby behaviour
kinks I sometimes post about:
belly kink
belly noises
stuffing
musk/scent kink
nose picking/snot related things
kinks I do not post about:
emeto
scat play (i.e. touching/smearing)
waste consumption (i.e. human toilet, piss drinking, scat eating)
ABDL/ageplay (diapers may come up in asks on occasion, and are tagged accordingly)
feeder/weight gain content
fandom specific content
heavy humiliation/degradation
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Please do not send asks related to: the kinks I don't post about, pregnancy, spit, smegma, noncon/forced feeding
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I think that's all that needs to be said. regular tags are tagged on this post, blacklist tags for rarely mentioned subjects are:
tw alcohol
diapers
piss drinking
tw drugs
tw mensturation
aaaand a guide for my personal tags 😊
secretlyspeaks (my shorter scenarios and general posts)
secretlyimagines (imagines and scenarios)
secretlywrites (properly written stories)
secretlyslobby (personal experiences)
secretlyposts (personal videos)
secretlyqotd (kinky questions)
secretlynsfw (posts with sexual content)
secretlyAU (posts relating to an AU e.g. high fantasy, royalty, etc.)
ive started pissing everywhere in my house. not like. everywhere everywhere. i still live with my family. but at night when i gotta go ill sometimes go in a corner of the garage or between the cushions of the couch. sometimes ill even piss in places i should during the day. theres a fake potted plant in the bathroom i sometimes use as a urinal. i wish i could piss on every surface of my house
So, I haven't pooped in several weeks, I genuinely thought I was dying for a moment... like, I was so full of poop that I looked pregnant (though it was hard to tell bc I'm fat as fuck) and my gut was hard as a rock, it was starting to press on my bladder too, so I was pissing constantly and I couldn't even fart without pushing... it fucking sucked...
Tonight I decided to take matters into my own hands and pull it all out myself and hooooooly shit, it was a lot... just piles of massive turds, I had to flush after every turd because they were so big and hard (my toilet is ancient, so I gotta be careful) that I risked clogging the shitter...
And because I couldn't really pass gas because of how big the blockage was, when the blockage was finally gone, I've been farting like a horse for like 25 minutes straight at this point and they're FOUL too, so fucking rotten...
I feel so gross rn... but I'm a slob, so I kinda like it, lol.
Woke up this morning and immediately let out one of the biggest, nastiest, bubbliest farts I have ripped in a longggggg time 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 and then immediately after I burped lowkey like three times because my morning gas is always insane - 🥵 anon
gf started ripping loud bubbly farts in my face whenever she gets the chance, its so hot... staring at a girl's ass right before she decides to let it rip in ur face >>>
one of my favorite things about living with my girlfriend is how i get to be subjected to all of her most gassy days. today was one of those days :) i was talking to her about something earlier, and she interrupted me by hiking her leg up and launching a fart at me >_< she belched in my face multiple times (i love trying to identify what her burps smell like) and farted on me a bunch too. safe to say that i am intimately familiar with the smell of her farts by this point haha
we also had a date recently where we were out in public and she farted loudly on me like 3-5 times. she's soooo shameless about gassing me out, and its hot. i wish so badly it was something i could gush to all my friends about aughhh
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Instead of going to the bathroom, I just stood on a pile of dirty laundry and pissed myself while writing gross smut that can never see the light of day on my phone. Do I get a prize? (I did this wearing pyjamas that I soaked in piss before putting on. I don’t know what got i to me tbh)
So I potentially have something akin to GERD that makes me burp a lot. Like constant tiny burps, or massive, rolling burps that I've only heard in places like the Simpsons. They're especially bad after having eaten certain things like brussel sprouts, or eating too much (which is very easy for me to accidentally do).
I don't have a burp kink so I sent this to you so ONE of us could maybe have a good time, so I hope you enjoy <3
when i was in college my friends and i were hanging out and one of them said she had an upset stomach and spent a little while in the bathroom. when she was done, i went ahead and used the bathroom too. there was a mild stench, and i noticed that the sink was bone-dry, meaning she didn't wash her hands after she took a smelly dump. it was so hot that i needed to stroke my shit when i got back to my apartment. there was also one time where we were in stalls beside each other in a public bathroom and she took a fat piss, flushed, and exited the bathroom without washing her hands or wiping. i love girls who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom and i wish there was a specific term for that kink niche.
i was at a music festival and at the venue people outside the venue were complaining that there wasn't any toilet paper in the (single occupancy) bathroom. i thought it was so hot that there were people who potentially took a shit in there and had no choice but to pull their pants up without wiping and leave skidmarks in their underwear. i wished at that moment that i had to take a messy dump since all i would've had on me to wipe with were a couple of small tissues that definitely wouldn't have gotten the job done. unfortunately for me my bowels were empty and they refilled the toilet paper pretty quickly.
i had gotten so hard before they did that though that i went into the bathroom and jacked off. i wiped up the cum as best as i could and came out with a flushed face, but then a little more cum leaked into my panties after i left. fun time.
i love love love hopping up on the bathroom counter and pissing in the sink ❤️ then when i get down i let my sticky cunt rub all over the counter around the sink it's so fun and i love leaving wet spots for my housemates to clean up
I’m not a very gassy person naturally. Like at all. I don’t get gas from things. I also only very recently discovered that I like gas and stuff, so I haven’t really been looking for things that make me gassy before. But like just the other day I finally found it… energy drinks… shsjdhhshd It makes my stomach rumble and now I can let out big hiccuping burps wheneverrr…. It’s wonderful really
Been taking some fiber gummy supplements lately (maybe overdosing for fun) and the past few days my gut has been constantly gurgling and grumbling. I’ve been ripping thick, bassy, rank, healthy farts several times an hour and its sooo hot 🤤 I love feeling my belly work through all the fiber and water I put in her every day, the gurgles and grumbles always sound like a draining bathtub right before I have to let one go, and I woke up and immediately ripped a 4 second long fart that made my belly deflate a little. As I’m writing this, I just took a very gassy shower and now I’m about to eat breakfast and take more fiber to get my belly going again for my (very physically busy) day at work. I was carrying some boxes upstairs the other day and a HUGE fart slipped out of me completely on accident, would be a shame if that happened again today 🥰
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such a shame 😳😵💫 hhhhh ripping ass in the shower just to pack in more fibre and hopefully rip ass even more at work 🤤 do I want to be you or just a coworker who happens to hear you? undecided. nothing better than being so bloated with gas and just letting them go, so relieving 😌💚
Ate an ice cream cone from the store about 2 hours ago and it must have been made with like real dairy or something different than whenever the other brands use bc my stomach IMMEDIATELY turned on me. My guts started bubbling and filling but I couldn't do anything about the pain because I was on a call with some friends, so for the last 2 hours I've been dealing with cramping and burping and trapped gas. When I tell you as soon as we were done with the call I practically had to RUN to the bathroom---
As soon as I sat down, it was like my inside fell out my ass--watery to soft, thick turds shooting right out after, then a few seconds of respite and I'm hunched over again as more starts falling out of me. I'm still sitting here on the toilet and it smells so good seeping around my ass, I bet once I stand up it's gonna hit me like crazy. My guts are still rumbling I'm waiting for the next wave of semisoft shit to push right out. Woof !
oh poor belly 💚 I bet that felt so good to let out after so long!! holding while on call like that would have been so 😵💫
Long time lurker here, I’m in college and I have a single, I’ve always been into slobby stuff but never really tried it out beyond not wiping after peeing and picking my nose
Anyway, wanted to try something today so I peed while humping a stuffed animal of mine and it felt sooo good, I’m about to chug another drink so I can pee again and let it soak my socks, maybe I’ll put off washing them for a bit too
I also free-bleed a bit when I’m on my period but that’s more of a laziness thing and not really a kink thing but maybe that’ll appeal to some people who knows 🤷
humping and peeing are a match made in heaven 🙌 and a convenient soft spot like a stuffed animal makes for such a good toilet 🙂↕️ not wiping and nose picking are two favourites of mine too 😵💫🥴