words that should exist

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SEPTANT, n.

a baker’s sextant

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ANTAGON, n.

a geometric shape that is your enemy

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EMETONYM, n.

a word that makes you vomit

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MOONSONG n.

the moon’s part in the music of the spheres

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TOTALGIA n.

when everything hurts

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ORATORIAT

the oratorio-singing social class

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PATHOSTATIC

stopping things from getting worse

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BIFECTA

like a trifecta, but it’s all two, not all three

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PARAGOAT

something that’s like a goat but is not a goat [eldritch]

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MOONLET

a tiny moon

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GOONLING

a small or juvenile goon

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CACTILE

like a cactus to the touch; prickly

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FLUFFIAN

a naughty house pet (affectionate)

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MONOPANT

a pair of pants with one big leg instead of two

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TERRAVORE

earth-eater; planet-eater

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TREEDOM

the state and condition of being a tree

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DOPAMOUR

a lover you fell for due to a dopamine surge in the moment, which in hindsight makes you a dope