succession watch and predictions
logan: big bitch. big bitch with unknown health issues that make him pee the yellowist piss I've ever seen. i know he can't die because he's in the later seasons; unless this frail thing he has going on is curable?? needs lessons in communicating with his children.
kendall: the yos and the bros must stop. don't like hearing my name on television, it makes me jumpy!! he's a hard worker i think, which is good, i guess. I enjoy seeing him fail but it makes me quite nervous. interested in knowing about his cocaine days and I have a feeling theyre coming back.
mccauley culkin jr: douche #2. I like watching him but I'm afraid of the things he has done to women. this willa girl has something going on, perhaps cheating or they're swingers and he secretly likes it up the ass. he makes me laugh!
shiobhan: not much to her yet, besides dc and she's like,, tough because she's from a family of dicks. shows promise.
marcia: feels sneaky!!! if big logan was so sick just tell the kids that?? unless theyre way worse than i thought so far.
tom: gay eyebrows make me think he's gay. this also applies to connor, but it's worse with tom. one of these sons has a dildo collection in their royco top drawer.
ponytail derek: I'm indifferent so far, but he does make me laugh! we'll see if he wears off. I have a feeling he'll work up the ladder pretty quickly, inside man, maybe releasing stuff to the media?? 6'7", could not imagine something that tall in real life.
connor: just had a butter freak out, so I have high hopes.
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