MERCY LOUIS !

[trusthearted-deactivated2017053]

jackmeatington:

person: hey are you ticklish at all? me: *takes 8 steps back* me: …….no……..

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa111]

[permitswands-blog]

someone: i love iconing i could make icons all day  me: cant relate. blocked

[pinkneverlookedbetter-blog]

“Your mind 

                                         is a 

                                                                   wonderful place.”

[permitswands-blog]

“Can we please pretend I never said that?”

unrequited love

he always looked so uncomfortable outside of his suitcase, but especially so here. there’s a pause as she looks at him, debating what reaction to have ; to IGNORE such a statement completely, as he wanted her to ... or to respond to it. 

❝ well ... did you at least mean it, mr scamander ? ❞ there’s an edge of hope in her voice as she speaks. ❝ what you said ? ❞

[ofhotheads-blog]

unrequited love starters

Send one to see how my muse reacts.

IN LOVE

“I love you. I’m sorry.”

“I know you don’t feel the same way.”

“I don’t want to be friends.”

“Why can’t you just give me a chance?!”

“How could you pick him/her/them over me?”

“Don’t you get it? It’s because I love you!”

“Just one date. Coffee? Please?”

“Can we please pretend I never said that?”

“Friendzoned again.”

“I want you to be happy, with or without me.”

“You should’ve loved me when you had the chance.”

“I’m a nice person! Why can’t I get dates?”

“I don’t want to be just friends with benefits anymore.”

“Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”

“I was there for you when no one else was!”

“Please don’t tell anyone about this.”

“Alright – I can tell a ‘no’ when I hear it.”

“I’m sorry I acted so creepy.”

“Can’t we just give us another chance?”

“I love you. I know you don’t love me, so don’t say it back.”

“You don’t have to say anything, if you don’t want. I just thought you should know.”

“I don’t love him/her/them. I love you.”

“God, please don’t tell my wife/husband/spouse about this.”

“Can I have just one kiss?”

“Fuck. It’s like what they say – nice guys finish last…”

“I knew that’d be your answer. That’s why I never told you before.”

“I’m tired of keeping this secret. Even if you don’t love me back.”

“When I said I loved you, I meant it.”

“Is there any part of you, deep down, that might love me back?”

NOT

“I’m sorry, I just don’t see you that way.”

“I don’t owe you anything!”

“We can be friends instead.”

“I don’t feel as strongly for you as you do for me.”

“If you bring up the friendzone, this conversation is over.”

“I love you, just not in that way.”

“Thanks so much for understanding.”

“You’ll find somebody else.”

“I hope we’ll still be friends after this.”

“No means no, so stop asking!”

“I thought you were my friend.”

“This isn’t a debate. I said no.”

“I don’t think we’d be compatible.”

“Look at this realistically – can you honestly see any scenario where we’d date and not kill each other?”

“You’re only saying that because you’re freaking out.”

“I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.”

“What?!”

“What are you talking about? You’re married!”

“You’re in a relationship with another person – you know this can’t end well.”

“You’re more like a sibling, to be honest.”

“I’m flattered, I just don’t…”

“Wow. I mean – wow. Sorry, I’m just – just really shocked, is all.”

“You were the one that left all those notes for me?”

“We agreed this was just physical!”

“There’s a reason we didn’t work out the first time.”

“I’m sorry, but… no.”

[permitswands-blog]

i walk into macusa 

section 3A: apprehended  elevator goblin: shushed  auror id card: out 

i am forcibly removed from the madam president’s office 

[ofhotheads-blog]

secret relationship starters

Feel free to alter to fit muses.

“I am not ready for them to find out about us!”

“It’s cool, [name] promised to cover for me.”

“My roommate’s out of town. Want to stay the weekend?”

“We’ve got to stop being so careless.”

“Look, if we get found out, I could get fired!”

“It’s hard to believe you actually care about me when you’re so hellbent on keeping this from all your friends.”

“I can’t tell them! Do you have any idea how they’d react?”

“Jesus, with all this sneaking around, it’s like being closeted all over again.”

“We have to tell them sooner or later.”

“Let’s tell them the truth. Tonight.”

“I’m only dating [name] as a cover. You’re still my baby.”

“[Name] agreed to ‘date’ me until we’re ready to tell everyone.”

“Are you ashamed of me?”

“I spent two hours hiding underneath your bed until they left!”

“Shit! Someone’s coming! Get in the closet, get in the closet!”

“Let’s just tell them! What’s the worst that could happen?”

“No one can know about us.”

“Let’s just keep this between us for now, okay?”

“People wouldn’t like it if they knew, you know that.”

“I’m not ashamed of you, I’m just not ready to tell anyone yet.”

“You still haven’t told your parents about us? But you promised!”

“It’s kind of fun, having a secret.”

“Let’s go out of town. Somewhere where nobody knows us.”

“Yeah, so… I may have accidentally told [name] about us…”

“I don’t care what you do, just get [name] to promise to keep quiet. Pay them if you have to.”

“I’m tired of being your dirty little secret!”

“Once I break up with [name], then we tell people.”

“But you’re going to divorce them soon, right?”

“This isn’t a relationship! Relationships don’t involve one party climbing down a fire escape because the other is too ashamed to admit they’re dating them!”

“Okay, fine, but can I at least tell [name]?”

“If I don’t tell someone, I’m going to go crazy!”

“Shhh, be quiet. Remember, someone’s still downstairs…”

“Fuck it. Let’s get a motel.”

“Either we’re open about this, or I’m ending it.”

“When I said I liked you, I didn’t expect to be sneaking around all the time.”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“Why haven’t you told your friends about me? Is it because I’m not as well-off as you are?”

“This was fun at first, but the novelty’s worn off.”

“It just feels really shitty, to be the secret boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“Look, either we date secretly, or we don’t date at all.”

“I’m not supposed to be dating, period!”

“If my parents found out about us, they’d go ballistic.”

“Just one more year until I’m out from under their roof and I can date whoever the hell I want.”

“Dating in secret never works out.”

“Where are we even supposed to go for our dates?”

“Just once, I’d like us to go on a date that didn’t end in us having to get a motel room out of town because we don’t want to get caught.”

[permitswands-blog]

"Er...you have some...mistletoe above your...head," Newt said nervously. (Ofnifflersandbowtruckles)

tina there’s mistletoe

❝ ----- that’s not mine. ❞ the statement is blurted out almost immediately, and she steps out from under it just as quickly. ❝ i mean ---- i didn’t ... i didn’t put it there. ❞ she nervously tucks an invisible strand of hair behind her ear, gaze shifting downwards. ❝ um .... happy christmas, mr scamander. ❞

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

My Muse doesn’t realize someone hung a Mistletoe above them. Let them know 💋

[eddie-redfame]

[permitswands-blog]

ncwtisms:

@permitswands liked [ X ] for a starter.

       “Now I warn you Tina, London can be quite a           handful, especially the muggles here. If you          wish to stay in one piece I suggest following          me and staying quite close.”

❝ —– why ? they gonna smother me in the union jack or somethin’ ? ❞ nonetheless, she frowns at him ; she’d spent most of her life in new york city, after all, the GREATEST city in the world, in her opinion ( but of course, she’s biased ). they shuffle along the sidewalks, their suitcases banging each other on the way. she’s never really left new york before, never mind going out of the COUNTRY. the contrast in their lifestyles was evident at customs when newt had pulled out his well-worn passport, the pages crowded with stamps, leaving tina cold with her crisp, blank one.

but she liked the way the stamp looked. she could get used to it. 

❝ i like it, though. it’s not much different, i guess. ❞ she looks at him. ❝ what’s your ... ministry like ? ❞ the word feels strange on her tongue ; she’s so used to saying CONGRESS or MACUSA.

[rockinrpmemes]

Acts of Affection

[geunun-deactivated20190916]

rockinrpmemes:

Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours!  For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!

Family/Platonic:

✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.

✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.

★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.

✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.

☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.

☀  Singing them to sleep.

☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it. 

☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.

✥ Play fighting!

❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)

Shipping/Romance:

♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.

♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.

❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.

❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear. 

❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.

❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.

ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.

ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.

￡ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.

Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.

Sexual/NSFW:

✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.

✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.

♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.

✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.

✦  Giving a sensual massage.

♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.

▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.

▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.

► Unzipping their clothes free and kissing their neck.

[permitswands-blog]

just blocking personals from now on bc yall cant handle urselves 

[permitswands-blog]

✧*:・ﾟopen to mutuals !!

❝ ----- oh no .... it’s wrong, isn’t it ? i got it wrong ?  ❞ they haven’t even had time to properly REACT to her gift & she’s already fretting.  ❝ i can exchange it, it’s fine ---- ❞

[roleplaymemesforyou]

I’m tired of making my muse cry! Do whatever it takes to get them to laugh/smile!

[permitswands-blog]

✧*:・ﾟopen to QUEENIES !! 

❝ queenie ----- queenie, it’s fine. I DON’T NEED a make... whatever. you know lipstick just makes me look like a clown.  ❞