don't touch me, sir... ahh, don't kiss me

han jisung // quokkabtch

[perpetualnerd]

did you hear about the door that started going to therapy? he was having a hard time opening up. :/

[perpetualnerd]

not gonna lie, when i saw the title "murder with my husband", i kinda thought it was a tv show where they go out and kill people sorta like as a date night activity, but it's actually just a podcast.

[perpetualnerd]

when someone has wrinkles that look like they're from making an angry face too much, i just expect them to be mean or angry a lot. even when an actor looks like that and is supposed to be playing a nice guy, i'm doubting it straight away.

[soul-from-another-era]

Unconditional love isn't a free pass to hurt me.

[perpetualnerd]

sometimes i like to look at comments on posts and laugh cause there's always someone being like "well actually...."

[thehopefulquotes]

“We mature with the damage, not with the years.”

— Mateus William

[nocuer]

You know you reached adulthood when you start going on walks

[perpetualnerd]

growing up is realizing vegetables must have throats because the artichoke.

[drops-of-universe]

don’t play it cool, be passionate and insane

[bellossom]

[starssight]

*touches things*

[perpetualnerd]

ice really is just water going through a hard time. 😔

[perpetualnerd]

i adulted twice today. almost three times. i'm gonna take a week break now from being an adult if you don't mind, thanks!

[perpetualnerd]

there's probably a way to opt out, but my way is better.

[perpetualnerd]

i inquired on one thing online and now i get 6 calls a day and voicemails. looks like i gotta change my number and go into hiding again.

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[perpetualnerd]

i forgot to celebrate my blog's birthday yesterday. i hope he's not upset with me.