don't touch me, sir... ahh, don't kiss me

han jisung // quokkabtch

[kosmogrl]

I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep

[babymorte]

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

[perpetualnerd]

so apparently there's a type of mouse that actually swears. they call it a cursor.

[perpetualnerd]

can a family be reunited when they were never united to begin with?

[perpetualnerd]

i'm watching the lying game, and one of the dads also played david wallace on the office. whenever he speaks, i'm just imagining he's david. i didn't realize had this other life. i wonder how his other family feels about all the secrets. :/

[perpetualnerd]

my nonexistant love life and severe lack of a social life means i can fully invest in whatever keke palmer and sean evans have going on. if they don't officially come out as dating soon, i'll riot.

[aidashakur]

The art of wanting it with all of your heart and still letting it go.

[perpetualnerd]

i meant to share of pic of richard. isn't she cute?

[perpetualnerd]

now that i'm officially a girl dad, i feel like i need to work even more on my dad jokes.

[perpetualnerd]

it's important to keep the whimsy alive even if you're a homicide detective. this guy was checking out a crime scene and his phone went off. it sounded like clown music.

[rpfofficial]

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[coolstorybrahhh]

people be like “i love your energy” and then drain it

[perpetualnerd]

so... i gotta catch up.

[perpetualnerd]

the most reliable part of your body are your fingers cause you can always count on them.

[perpetualnerd]

there's a part of your brain that decides what kind of sandwiches you'll eat. it's called the subconscious.

[perpetualnerd]

if vegetables don't have eyes, how can they cilantro?

[perpetualnerd]

i was about to start eating when i got an invite to join someone else to eat about an hour after that, and i'm not one to be rude, so yes i ate two full meals within an hour and i hurt.