pilot light

even just joanna newsom's left hand could beat the pants off your best man. [ dependent bro strider rp blog. ]

[badbadlands]

[radfilmstills]

[withdraw-n]

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[filmaticbby]

[odd-film-stills]

[filmaticbby]

[radfilmstills]

[pure-cinema]

[badbadlands]

[monster2003]

[filmaticbby]

[radfilmstills]

[purpise]

[withdraw-n]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly…it’s like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says “alright listen up boys, it’s time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten.” you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe’s employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you’re in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa’s decayed remains

[colgatebluemintygel]

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves