@person-on-the-internet - Tumblr Blog

Intro post!

This is just to lay out some ground info and put something up for now.

About me:

I am a transfem (she/they)

I am a fox and sometimes a cat

I post about sfw tickles (80% ler)

This is a (mostly) sfw blog

I have kinks and all the stuff that comes with that but do not engage with them here.

This space is meant to be a non-horny place where I can engage with my friends (and open in public)

Fascinations (and Hyperfixations)

Key:

Green: long-term, stable

Blue: new! Fun! Liable to change!

The list:

Magic: The Gathering

Animal HRT (the one ayviedoesthings started) (info Post)

Nerf blaster modding

#save for later #random rambles #ler-on-the-internet #lee-on-the-internet #pinned post

itmeansalot

CHECK THE NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

#foxpost #fox posting

explosions-are-funny

Can someone tell me what the fuck full metal animal is

mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf

Can you believe two people on TUMBLR don’t know about Full Metal Animal?

sentienceoverload-29

Its this guy btw☝

theybibsxi

im sorry what is that

i have never heard of a full metal animal before

person-on-the-internet

It’s not “fully” metal in the literal sense, but it has a layer of iron that forms the outside of its shell.

It’s the “scaly-foot gastropod” or volcano snail, they live in/on deep sea volcanic vents

mousidy

I get why people hold firm to the idea that, to be happy, you have to accept your body instead of trying to change it, and for a lot of things that holds true, but it does not tend to be the case for dysphoria

take HRT. seek the surgeries you need. and if you cannot get these things that's a real and serious problem in the system that needs to be fixed. it's not some fault of yours as an individual for needing gender affirming care. dysphoria is not the same thing as insecurity, it's a different kind of thing entirely

penny-anna

spider man would have a tumblr i think

penny-anna

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

penny-anna

#i agree if we’re talking spider verse peter#a peter old enough to have read homestuck back in its heyday#that feels right to me

spider man occasionally jumpscares people on posts talking about him and also on posts about Homestuck

darthcontusion

I've seen a couple trans spidey headcanons that i would like to synthesize together

a) JJ is bafflingly supportive and tries to gender Spider *Woman* correctly

b) villains and much of the public still refers to Spidey as "Spider-man"

therefore

c) The Daily Bugle becomes, somehow, a safe haven for Ms Parker in that it is one of the few places where all aspects of her identity are respected for some goddamn reason

eta-reduction

Visit Original Link

chewie-santatoast

🔥🔥🔥

whumpster-fire

We've had Eldritch Horror Jolene and "The singer is in love with Jolene" but I just saw this youtube comment suggesting Jolene is a personification of death and I'm absolutely floored by it.

Like holy shit. "Flaming locks of auburn hair" just being literally flames, "Emerald eyes" being an unearthly green glow. The "ivory skin" line referring to the paleness of bloodless skin or even bleached bone, and yet Jolene is still spoken of as having haunting, enticing beauty, like a sort of angelic figure. The husband "talking about her in his sleep" meaning he's delirious with fever and keeps talking like he knows he's going to die. Of course the narrator can't compete with, or do anything about, a literal force of nature.

drcatatonic

Tell him how you tried to punch Sinclair

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

cartoonrival

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

wintertraumaposting

Thinking about denying a real people pleaser for a while till it's starting to drive them just a little crazy.

Tying them up and edging them for hours and hours and hours.

Then, finally, blessedly, telling them that they're allowed to cum, *but* it'd make me oh so happy if they chose not to. It's a choice, not a trick. No punishment, save for my disappointment.

What would you pick?

the-haiku-bot

Tying them up and

edging them for hours and

hours and hours.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#haiku bot?!?!?#why do you keep doing this #nsfw #bdsm

libraford

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

dragongirlsweetie

something i don't understand: when you can't make out what someone said so you ask them to repeat themselves and they do it at the exact same speed and volume and inflection and it's like. you understand how this isn't helpful right

dragongirlsweetie

someone very muffled on the phone was asking if we had a "compfee den" and after some back & forth i asked them to describe what it does and they said "like. a den. for compfee" and i just had to be like that doesn't clear anything up at all

#the only thing I’ve found that helps is something like ‘a what den?’#it makes people realize you are missing particular words or need actual clearer/slower pronunciation