The Plant Rant

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Horror Movies on Internet Archive

Spider Baby (1967)

Black Christmas (1974)

Carrie (1976)

Suspiria (1977)

Alucarda (1977)

Possession (1981)

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

The Evil Dead (1981)

Evil Dead II (1987)

Army of Darkness (1992)

Basket Case (1982)

The Thing (1982)

The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Re-Animator (1985)

Bride of Re-Animator (1990)

The Lost Boys (1987)

Nekromantik (1987)

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

Singapore Sling (1990)

Man Bites Dog (1992)

Braindead (aka Dead Alive) (1992)

Ghostwatch (1992)

Perfect Blue (1997)

Cure (1997)

Pulse (aka Kairo) (2001)

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Prep your plants for winter

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Great Pet Friendly Plants

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Garden hacks

I love this idea, save money on your water bill and limit water usage.

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Succulent Troubleshooting

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Think about it

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The Garden of Death

Watercolor and gouache by Hugo Simberg, 1896

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Spring Cleaning Plant Edition

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Plants with different light needs

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How to take care of string of pearls

These plants like to die spontaneously (knock on wood), good luck

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Water Propagations

for the unmotivated/busy/tired/ forgetful, adhd bitches.

I love using jars for plant propagation

tiny jars work great for succulent propagation (mine are from the dollar tree)

if your super forgetful these can run out of water pretty fast in the smaller jars, maybe use a different method

I call this the water bottle/broke ass method

Great if you are super forgetful because the water will last longer

Not an awesome long term solution but great for just developing roots

I have no clue what to call this one, rubber band method?

You just need a rubber band or a hair tie and some Saran Wrap

It's great for minimal watering and it's a better long term solution but jars aren't always available on hand

Hope this helps anyone looking into water propagation. Happy propagating

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Succulent Propagation for Dummies

Step one: Remove leaves from plant

Step two: Allow the ends to scab up

Step three: Place them on normal succulent mix

Step four: Leave them in a sunny spot

Step five: Water when dry

Eventually they will develop roots and grow mini succulents, congrats your a succulent grandparent.

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Best Low Light Plants

Best low light plants for your basement, dungeon, bathroom, dorm or any other vampire friendly area:

-Calathea (Calathea lancifolia)

-Nerve Plant (Fittonia albivenis)

-Sago Palm (Cycas revoluta)

-Lady Plant (Cypripedium acaule)

-Cast Iron Plant (Aspidistra elatior)

-Snake Plant (Dracaena trifasciata)

-Peace Lily (Spathiphyllum)

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Plant Tips for Monsteras

1.Since Monsteras are a climbing plant. It is good to give it support (I use moss polls)

2. Ideal temperature is between 20 degrees and 30 degrees Celsius

3. It's best to fertilize durning spring and summer but if your unsure about fertilizing just skip it 

4. Water every 1-2 weeks/ when you see the soil is completely dry 

5. Monsteras need bright indirect light (5-8 hours) Avoid bright sun

6. Monsteras love humidity, I would recommend spraying it down a few times a week 

Above are some of the most common issues for monsteras.