Mischief Mismanaged;

KAI PARKER; the abomination "I’ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ - ꜰʀᴀɴᴋʟʏ. Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ᴡᴀsɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ɪᴛ."

[taishaunas]

Do you have any ideas?

[tvd-gifs]

[perverseparker]

xkatherinepierce‌:

She couldn’t help but think about who set him free and why, it was only natural. But for her to care enough to verbally express that curiosity? Didn’t ring true. In fact, Katherine was more thrilled— if you like, by his presence. Perhaps Mystic Falls wasn’t going to be the definition of a headache after all. She’d always want more, however, the vampire had no intentions of staying in town for too long. She had cities that awaited her, mere humans ready to be taken under her compulsion. She was ready to dominate with no stench of a Mikaelson in sight. Who could blame her? She would always work her way to the top because she deserved nothing but the best. Why would someone as entitled and worthy as her, settle for anything less? “Enjoying your freedom then, I take it. If I were you I’d be half way to New York by now.” but he wasn’t. “How about we have a little fun, hm? Or do you plan on letting me down a second time?”

If he could think any longer than a second on it, he’d guess that someone who needed his help brought him back but the idea of him helping anyone was pretty comical. He wasn’t tainted by pretty boy Leith anymore so he was back to his old self. Kickin’ it old school and that meant he didn’t give a steamy shit about anyone but himself. He supposed Katherine and himself had that in common and yet, they were enthralled with each other’s company. “My big plans are to have fun, Kitty.” Obviously, he had a few other things stirring but first and foremost, he had been alone for almost 2 years. He was itching to torment and that little vampire spar? It didn’t wet his whistle. Not like Katherine did. “The idea of doing it with you? Now that gives me a hard-on.” Kai admits with a shrug as he looks around, trying to find something to create a big commotion. “Awful lot of alcohol on those shelves, in these glasses.” He observes before flicking his eyes back to Katherine. “How’d you like your humans? Medium rare, well done?” 

[perverseparker]

madelinebrown‌:

Was she surprised to see him? Yes. Did she act it? No. She couldn’t physically conjured up an imagery scene in her mind based on what he just said and truth? She didn’t want to. It sounded like something she wanted to stay way clear off. Naturally, apart of her knew he deserved it but the rest? She found sympathy for him. Not that she would express an ounce. She was soon quick to nod her head, clarifying that a lot had changed. Perhaps in more ways than one. “I found a new running partner.” her brow quirks, she was joking and of course she had to get that in there. Not that she was bitter, she was far from it. She understood. “You want something other than fries? We can go, you know, someplace you can’t..” her left hand soon loosely gestured to the vampire he had siphoned from. “And I’m also hungry.”

So Kai didn’t exactly have a great sense of who liked him and didn’t like him and at the end of the day it hardly mattered to him. But for whatever reason, Maddie for sure liked him which was all too amusing considering her prescribed role in town. Huntress. Riding of the bad to protect the good all the while really enjoying one of the worst people there. Him. And boy was he proud of it. And last he checked she was close friends with his lil cuz who hated his guts? Needless to say, it was all great fun to him. “Pfft. Amateur move, sunshine. Just granted your new buddy a death wish. .” Shouldn’t known better than to introduce a potential threat to a sociopath. Tsk. tsk. Not that he was taking her entirely seriously, not was it high on his priority list which..he probably should start writing down. “You asking me on a date?” Kai suggests wiggling his brows. “This would be our 2nd one, you know.” 

[perverseparker]

xkatherinepierce‌:

Mystic Falls held a clear contrast to the island of Bali, one that the vampire could describe as drab. Why she had given up her hunk of a tour guide for the lifeless individuals of the small town, was something she was beginning to question herself as she entered the watered down establishment. Nose wrinkled as she briefly allowed the, one would assume, students in the far corner her attention. Already pinpointing the one she was going to kill first when they left. The others? She’d let them watch, before in turn, ripping them apart. Stepping further in, her six inch Louboutin’s gave her that extra sense of power, one that naturally entwined with her confidence. It took her mere seconds before her senses latched onto a familiar voice, one she assumed was elsewhere. Trapped in a makeshift prison world. Her curiosity apparently getting the better of her as she headed over towards the scuffle, observing momentarily before announcing herself. “Guess someone has powerful friends.” she comments, making clear hints of his escape.

If he hadn’t been preoccupied with big-headed douchers, he probably would have sense Katherine’s entrance. No, he wasn’t a vampire with supernatural hearing, although it sounded like something he might want to be in the future, but there was this air about Katherine that drew him to her and probably others. Although, in Kai’s world he was the only one that truly existed. He’d gladly step aside to give Katherine some attention. A big step for a full-bred psychopath you might say. Without question, her voice certainly pulls him from just about anything else. When he whips his head around, he’d genuinely too pleased to be seeing her for a long while before he actually latched on to her comment. “Oh, Kitty. You spoil me.” With her presence alone. “Not exactly. More like enemy of my enemy kinda thing. But that’s just my guess they haven’t exactly reached out, whoever they are.” 

[perverseparker]

madelinebrown‌:

She hadn’t paid too much attention to the small scuffle, not from where she was sitting. The only time she did was when she looked up from her tablet that was resting against the wooden table, seeing another slowly drop to his knees caused her to double take, her focus now solely watching as a rush of realisation washed over her features. Shit. Could that be who she thought it was? She was sure Leven said he was trapped for good— or more, she couldn’t fully remember the whole course of that conversation, but either way, she knew if that was who she thought it was, then it wasn’t good news for her friend. Merely seconds had gone past and she was up from her own table, tablet in hand as she closed its case, covering the screen as she walked over. More or less there as he turned around with the basket of fries in his hands he apparently snatched. Madeline took a brief glance at the creature on the ground, before looking back at Kai. “That hungry, huh?” she smiles, not really being able to help herself from doing so.

Despite the usual stereotype, it seemed that vampires tended to travel in packs more than wolves these days. So he got a fair share of dirty look but none were brave enough to check what kinda super he was. It almost disappointed him, not to have another little scuffle. None the less, he was more than amused at the sight of Maddie when he turned away from the scene he’d caused. “Famished, actually. Like I could eat in my prison world but I’m not sure it actually had any effect on me?” He was thinking out loud, babbling as he usually did but she wouldn’t be surprised by now. “You’re still looking hauntingly beautiful. A lot change since I’ve been gone?”

[perverseparker]

It wasn’t like he got a “coming out of prison” budget like the people that got released from real people prisons, so he wasn’t exactly in any position to be buying things. No matter, stealing was more his style anyway and at this moment? The basket of fries next to him was looking pretty appetizing. So he snagged one from it and chomped on it decidedly. Much to the owners of the fries’ dismay, a big beefy guy who screamed overcompensating vampire energy. In which case, Kai offered a smile, excited for his first scuffle back. “We’re all friends here, right?” He offers with a rise of a brow & a smirk. The other man rises, as if to square off and so does Kai although he puts his hands up in surrender. “Alright, my bad. Shake on it?” The biggest mistake you could make with a siphoner. Extending a hand to the vampire with what seemed to be an apologetic expression, feeding his ego plenty at least until they locked hands and he began siphoning the power from him. The man was slowly submitted to his knees as Kai took all he could without killing the guy. “Oof, embarrassing.” He tsked his tongue before shaking his head and grabbing the basket of fries to take with him. “Thanks for the juice though, buddy.” @madelinebrown @xkatherinepierce

[perverseparker]

Obviously, when Kai returned he was intent on making a spectacle of it. He figured the public singing, otherwise known as karaoke, at Mystic Falls’ most poppin’ restaurant was certainly a good enough start. He didn’t exactly know how these things worked but they kept calling names and he was getting impatient so he yanked the guy who was ascending the stairs off of them, probably concussed him a lil’ but he certainly had the crowds attention. “Thank you, thank you.” He starts, putting his hand up as if to quiet the sound of applause of which, there was none. “This one is for all the bitches that thought they’d seen the last of me. So, without further adieu, here’s The Boys Are Back from High School Musical 3.” @havocwreaked

[shortynightmare]

[africant]

[perverseparker]

hurricanexisabela:

“Well, if you want to get behind me, you gotta prove it.” She leaned up to him, holding her hands on his shoulders to keep her balance. “It’s so easy to take your word for it but I’m more of an action speak louder than words kind of girl.” Leaning so close that her lips hovered closer to his, her eyes flicked up to look at his. “Cause some chaos, sir.” Perhaps her old age is what caused her to call him sir.

For a moment he’s distracted but then he remembers, he doesn’t really care about anyone but himself. And if he was going to get ahead, they definitely needed some chaos. “There’s..and an alarming amount of alcohol in here, huh?” He asks with a grin. With the flick of his wrist the bottles and glasses in the room shatter. It’s enough to alarm everyone, but not to prepare them for what’s to come. Softly, near against her lips he whispers, “Incendia.” And practically sets the whole place ablaze. “We ought to get out of here, I don’t like my women crispy.”

[perverseparker]

sonia-desai:

“To be fair, you didn’t make it too obvious,” she told him, wrinkling her nose as he poked her nose. “He’s different because he’s a good person. He does things for good. Also, don’t touch me.”

“Aw, you’re sweet, stop it!” He mocks flattery with a chuckle. “Stil touchy huh? I did let you go, you know?”

[perverseparker]

xkatherinepierce:

“Fine, what do you want?” She was growing impatient, but who wouldn’t?

Hm, what did he want? That was a good question, surely he’d think of something. “You.” He points at her. “Have to go on a date with me. And no sex.” He scolds her as he wags his finger. “As irresistible as I am.”

[perverseparker]

madelinebrown:

She rolled her eyes, all accounts unimpressed that he had dropped that word. “You know what, I actually give up.”

“Don’t fight it, Maddie. We’re having such a good time.” He teases as they stand by, waiting for their orders.

[perverseparker]

longlostmikaelsongirl:

“Thank you.” It meant the world to Freya to hear words like that. While she didn’t have a good mother, it was nice to know that Leith did. Emily was a lovely woman and Freya was glad that she had taken the chance to come and meet her. “I loved him very much too. I’m glad I got to meet the person who brought him into this world.” She stood up, getting ready to leave. 

While they were chatting away, Kai went ahead and grabbed something to eat in the kitchen. There he sucks up his sisters magic from the knife and sighs contently. A celebratory sandwich was in order. He was starting to feel more like himself, enough to go find where these girls were hiding. “Oh Freya..where are you?” He sings through the house, throwing the knife between his hands. Narrowing his eyes slightly at the living room he throws the knife aimlessly with the goal of breaking the barrier. Luckily for him, it lodges itself in Mama Ostrinson’s gut and it causes her to drop the cloaking spell on them. “Oo, found ya.” He comments, snapping his fingers and pointing at her. Titling his head at the one now in hysterics on the ground he walks over and pulls the knife from her flesh. “My knife.” He says as a child would when their toy is taken.

[perverseparker]

longlostmikaelsongirl:

“I’ll consider it.” Freya nodded, wanting to make sure that she was in the right headspace before she approached Leven again. Hopefully she’d catch her at a time before she ratted her and her children out to the council as Emily had said. “You have, thank you… I appreciate you taking the time to speak with me.” Everything she had said was helpful in some sense, even if it didn’t offer Freya another option like she had hoped. “I’m a witch… who in all honesty is still trying to figure out who she is. I did not have a good upbringing. I was taken from my family and have only recently been reunited from them, so I’m still finding my place in everything. I’m still figuring out where I belong.” 

“The only person you cant rust is yourself, Freya. No matter how selfless a person is, they’ll always put themselves first.” She offers before she lets her go. “If my son loved you, I trust you. I’ll always be here for you when you need, for you for them. But like I said, it’s your choice. You can call me Emily and well..now you know where to find me.”

[perverseparker]

longlostmikaelsongirl:

“We got into an argument about the babies. She has different views on things than I do and we weren’t coming to any sort of agreement. She’s not the most sensitive person and I think it’s difficult for her to understand my feelings about this all as a mother. She just sees things in the way that the coven taught her.” Freya told her what had brought about their fight. “You’re right… I’ve been trying to be smart about it all. So cautious. As soon as we get back home I won’t remain around him anymore.” 

“Yeah, sounds like my daughter. Just like her father, she’s dedicated to the coven. All of us and if any of our lives are threatened she’ll make an enemy of you. Especially if you leave her alone, especially now that she’s likely being haunted by the other side with no one to look after her. She means well, she does. But..if you have any desire to speak to her, your choice of course. Remind her of what she lost because of us too. It won’t be pretty but, mention her brother and her dad. She’ll start to understand even if it’s not right away. She reports back to us what goes on in Mystic Falls, if she hasn’t told the council about your children yet, you’re lucky.” She offers her a nod. “I hope I’ve given you all you came for, even if it wasn’t enlightening to hear. That still leaves me with this: who are you? Aside from this.”