THE PERVERTED GHOST OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

WILL PAY YOU A VISIT (blog created for one purpose only. for all legal purposes not the real perverted ghost of William Shakespeare and no offense meant.) profile pic source: https://www.biography.com/authors-writers/william-shakespeare

[drchucktingle]

looking to beat the heat (off)? WHAT BETTER WAY THAN WITH THE TINGLERS OF SUMMER there are so many to choose from here are a few sizzling tingleverse favorites

[perverted-will-shakespear-ghost]

Wouldst thee mind explaining thyself?

@supermilkshakebanana

[thecrazyalchemist]

WHY IS MY SHOWER

CREAKING MOANING SCREAMING SIGHING SCREECHING SINGING SHRIEKING CRYING

LIKE:

• A KETTLE

• CICADAS

• A GOING TRAIN

• A BLOODY VICTORIAN GHOST OF A TODDLER CRYING

• AN OLD LAWNMOWER THAT SMOKED FOR FORTY YEARS

• AN OPERA SINGER WHO'S GLORY DAYS HAVE PASSED AND HAD TURNED TO SMOKING AND HARD DRUGS

• TWO ROBOTS DOING COITUS

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

Thy descriptive skills art wondrous, noble friend!

@real-antonio-vivaldi canst we get them to 10k, prithee?

Also, consider thyself lucky. Thy shower art not filled with ants like my toilet is.

[perverted-will-shakespear-ghost]

Oh holla th're

[thecrazyalchemist]

WHY IS MY SHOWER

CREAKING MOANING SCREAMING SIGHING SCREECHING SINGING SHRIEKING CRYING

LIKE:

• A KETTLE

• CICADAS

• A GOING TRAIN

• A BLOODY VICTORIAN GHOST OF A TODDLER CRYING

• AN OLD LAWNMOWER THAT SMOKED FOR FORTY YEARS

• AN OPERA SINGER WHO'S GLORY DAYS HAVE PASSED AND HAD TURNED TO SMOKING AND HARD DRUGS

• TWO ROBOTS DOING COITUS

[thecrazyalchemist]

My shower seemed to have masturbated

Annnnd now it is cumming

It is cumming

WHY THE HELL IT IS CUMMING

[thecrazyalchemist]

Here is my shower

FRICKIN CUMMING

[thecrazyalchemist]

I'M SORRY?!

YOU WANT THIS TO BE MY LEGACY?

I

THE GUY HAUNTED BY A PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER GHOST

THE GUY WHO'S*SHOWER* HAS BETTER SEX LIFE THAN HIM?!

I will not stand for this

[onetimemacareblogs]

okay then sit down I am getting this to 10k

@non-tyrannical-usa @leafgorge @munurufu Hello the fucking united states, my girlfriend, and munurufu, could you please bring out the lists

oh also please reblog with only the top post without this one, nobody can know :3

[thecrazyalchemist]

No

Don't do this

I will send the perverted Victorian shower ghost after you

Or at least one of them

With the amount of screams in there

There's probably a whole orgy going on

AND WHY IS MY SHOWER CUMMING AGAIN

AND WHY ARE THE SINKS JOINING THE CHOIR?!?!

[violet-hady]

@onetimemacareblogs I’m sorry, but I think this part deserves to be added to it too.

[onetimemacareblogs]

yeah you are right

@leafgorge @non-tyrannical-usa @munurufu ignore my previous mention please

[thecrazyalchemist]

I'M SORRY?!?!

YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PERSONAL PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER*AND* TOILET GHOST

EACH

Also Patat @sketchy-potato

Don't you dare

Otherwise you'll get a ghost too

[sketchy-potato]

But....It's right in your intro post....So easy to copy and paste....

[thecrazyalchemist]

And... The necromancer is just round the corner... So easy to ask for a perverted William Shakespeare as well...

Beware all

If u do this

I'm gonna make sure each of you get a personal visit from the ghost of William Shakespeare who's gonna run away with your only daughter and leave you and your partner pretend poisoning each other

On top of the perverted Victorian shower and toilet ghost

[life-is-okay-rn]

@kimu-dem don’t you have a big list of moots

[kimu-dem]

I know what I must do.

Please provide with a moment.

[kimu-dem]

@the0nlyallison . 「The resilient poet」

@gergthecat .「the silly batman Scout」

@eddiethedeppressing .「the colourful shark artist」

@rejectedbat .「the gothic emo bat」

@annotated-catastrophe .「the raven who writes」

@life-is-okay-rn2 .「Lord calcium ruler of the flowery plains」

@velvetpaku .「the outcasted colourful soul」

@babyqueenfangirl .「the admirer」

@padawan-kryze .「the lovely observer」

@skeelly .「the beauty enthusiast」

@justalunaticfangirl .(Y-T-B-U)

@myorgansaremelting .「the care free lovebird」

@gloriousvermin2 .「the lonely lover」

@thatrando13 .「the saints」

@touch-starved-lurker .「the pebble of Neptune」

@ashtray-shayy .「the innocent strawberry」

@cyberr-v0id .「phoenix Holmes the archer」

@sort-of-dying .(Y-T-B-U)

@invisible-light-111 .(Y-T-B-U)

@radio-silence-fan .(Y-T-B-U)

@utterlybrainwrecked .「cupids assistant who will only appear when bongo stray dogs is mentioned」

@spank-the-villain .(Y-T-B-U)

@majoraofmask .「the link who wore the mask」

@cannibalistic-cucumber .(Y-T-B-U)

@anotherhumanperson .「the robot who learned to live」

@strange-and-stupid .(Y-T-B-U)

@tiredclownpossum .(Y-T-B-U)

@literally-maria .(Y-T-B-U)

@oakthefrog .(Y-T-B-U)

@100percentevil .(Y-T-B-U)

@irisiscool .(Y-T-B-U)

@lilliesandlight .(Y-T-B-U)

@magnolia--petals . 「The quote creator」

@hefkerut1 .(Y-T-B-U)

@effervescent-daydreams .(Y-T-B-U)

@weirdcatthingamabob .(Y-T-B-U)

@sleepinginmygrave .(Y-T-B-U)

@shittest-wizard-ever .「the travelling wizard merchant」

@hold-my-dr-pepper .「the rotting animatronic」

@sterling-heart .(Y-T-B-U)

@field-cryptobotanist .「the discoverer of plants of the void」

@toulouseradiosilence .(Y-T-B-U)

@redmegarex .「the master of shape-shifting」

@tajiklove . (Y-T-B-U)

@acewithobsessions .(Y-T-B-U)

@1989stanz .(Y-T-B-U)

@lemonic-whimssyy .(Y-T-B-U)

@scissors-barbie .(Y-T-B-U)

@yourlocaltiredpansexual .(Y-T-B-U)

@distinguishedvoidkid .(Y-T-B-U)

@notbrucewayne48 .(Y-T-B-U)

@alley-brigade-productions .(Y-T-B-U)

And many more to come.

May 13

More mutuals due to the fact I have reached the limit of maximum amount tags.

@small-giggle .(Y-T-B-U)

@king-inamo .(Y-T-B-U)

@lemon-girl-in-devil-town .(Y-T-B-U)

@pza01 .(Y-T-B-U)

@brave-olive .{endless style}

please forgive me @homocidalpotat I have forgotten to add you

@homocidalpotat . ⁅ child of the cosmic void ⁆

@softofficeboy .(Y-T-B-U)

@blooper-malte .(Y-T-B-U)

@neonleon512 .(Y-T-B-U)

@kittenwivfangs .(Y-T-B-U)

@wasteland-proto-baby .(Y-T-B-U)

@the-fallen-stones .〔lover of storms〕

@parasite-2 .(Y-T-B-U)

@sketchy-potato .(Y-T-B-U)

@asamitaka2003 .(Y-T-B-U)

@ableedingpromise .(Y-T-B-U)

[redmegarex]

@non-tyrannical-usa here we go again

[non-tyrannical-usa]

???? wild post

@official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @definitely-totally-croatia @republic-of-philippines

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-0f-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-official-goose-god @utah-offical

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial @canadian-tire-real

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean @nigerianaspecforces

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

@ohio-thestate @maryland-officially @definitely-the-real-belgium @the-united-state @literally-the-first-state

@true-blue-straya @official-sc @workplacefire @totally-romania @indiana-for-real

@kansas-official @new-mexico-official @the-state-of-parana

[techno-danger]

Yeah I'll help ruin OP's life, I don't have a shower so the perverted shower ghost cant affect me >:)

[perverted-victorian-toilet-ghost]

But I can >:3

[techno-danger]

*HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING-*

HOLY FUCK OP WHY ARE YOUR PERVERTED VICTORIAN GHOSTS ON TUMBLR WHAT THE HELL?!?!

THIS NOTIF LEGITIMALLY JUMPSCARED ME-

[perverted-will-shakespear-ghost]

To has't some excit'ment at which hour we art not in the showeth'r thee dim witt'd blinking idiot

[thecrazyalchemist]

WHY IS MY SHOWER

CREAKING MOANING SCREAMING SIGHING SCREECHING SINGING SHRIEKING CRYING

LIKE:

• A KETTLE

• CICADAS

• A GOING TRAIN

• A BLOODY VICTORIAN GHOST OF A TODDLER CRYING

• AN OLD LAWNMOWER THAT SMOKED FOR FORTY YEARS

• AN OPERA SINGER WHO'S GLORY DAYS HAVE PASSED AND HAD TURNED TO SMOKING AND HARD DRUGS

• TWO ROBOTS DOING COITUS

[thecrazyalchemist]

My shower seemed to have masturbated

Annnnd now it is cumming

It is cumming

WHY THE HELL IT IS CUMMING

[thecrazyalchemist]

Here is my shower

FRICKIN CUMMING

[thecrazyalchemist]

I'M SORRY?!

YOU WANT THIS TO BE MY LEGACY?

I

THE GUY HAUNTED BY A PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER GHOST

THE GUY WHO'S*SHOWER* HAS BETTER SEX LIFE THAN HIM?!

I will not stand for this

[onetimemacareblogs]

okay then sit down I am getting this to 10k

@non-tyrannical-usa @leafgorge @munurufu Hello the fucking united states, my girlfriend, and munurufu, could you please bring out the lists

oh also please reblog with only the top post without this one, nobody can know :3

[thecrazyalchemist]

No

Don't do this

I will send the perverted Victorian shower ghost after you

Or at least one of them

With the amount of screams in there

There's probably a whole orgy going on

AND WHY IS MY SHOWER CUMMING AGAIN

AND WHY ARE THE SINKS JOINING THE CHOIR?!?!

[violet-hady]

@onetimemacareblogs I’m sorry, but I think this part deserves to be added to it too.

[onetimemacareblogs]

yeah you are right

@leafgorge @non-tyrannical-usa @munurufu ignore my previous mention please

[thecrazyalchemist]

I'M SORRY?!?!

YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PERSONAL PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER*AND* TOILET GHOST

EACH

Also Patat @sketchy-potato

Don't you dare

Otherwise you'll get a ghost too

[sketchy-potato]

But....It's right in your intro post....So easy to copy and paste....

[thecrazyalchemist]

And... The necromancer is just round the corner... So easy to ask for a perverted William Shakespeare as well...

Beware all

If u do this

I'm gonna make sure each of you get a personal visit from the ghost of William Shakespeare who's gonna run away with your only daughter and leave you and your partner pretend poisoning each other

On top of the perverted Victorian shower and toilet ghost

[life-is-okay-rn]

@kimu-dem don’t you have a big list of moots

[kimu-dem]

I know what I must do.

Please provide with a moment.

[kimu-dem]

@the0nlyallison . 「The resilient poet」

@gergthecat .「the silly batman Scout」

@eddiethedeppressing .「the colourful shark artist」

@rejectedbat .「the gothic emo bat」

@annotated-catastrophe .「the raven who writes」

@life-is-okay-rn2 .「Lord calcium ruler of the flowery plains」

@velvetpaku .「the outcasted colourful soul」

@babyqueenfangirl .「the admirer」

@padawan-kryze .「the lovely observer」

@skeelly .「the beauty enthusiast」

@justalunaticfangirl .(Y-T-B-U)

@myorgansaremelting .「the care free lovebird」

@gloriousvermin2 .「the lonely lover」

@thatrando13 .「the saints」

@touch-starved-lurker .「the pebble of Neptune」

@ashtray-shayy .「the innocent strawberry」

@cyberr-v0id .「phoenix Holmes the archer」

@sort-of-dying .(Y-T-B-U)

@invisible-light-111 .(Y-T-B-U)

@radio-silence-fan .(Y-T-B-U)

@utterlybrainwrecked .「cupids assistant who will only appear when bongo stray dogs is mentioned」

@spank-the-villain .(Y-T-B-U)

@majoraofmask .「the link who wore the mask」

@cannibalistic-cucumber .(Y-T-B-U)

@anotherhumanperson .「the robot who learned to live」

@strange-and-stupid .(Y-T-B-U)

@tiredclownpossum .(Y-T-B-U)

@literally-maria .(Y-T-B-U)

@oakthefrog .(Y-T-B-U)

@100percentevil .(Y-T-B-U)

@irisiscool .(Y-T-B-U)

@lilliesandlight .(Y-T-B-U)

@magnolia--petals . 「The quote creator」

@hefkerut1 .(Y-T-B-U)

@effervescent-daydreams .(Y-T-B-U)

@weirdcatthingamabob .(Y-T-B-U)

@sleepinginmygrave .(Y-T-B-U)

@shittest-wizard-ever .「the travelling wizard merchant」

@hold-my-dr-pepper .「the rotting animatronic」

@sterling-heart .(Y-T-B-U)

@field-cryptobotanist .「the discoverer of plants of the void」

@toulouseradiosilence .(Y-T-B-U)

@redmegarex .「the master of shape-shifting」

@tajiklove . (Y-T-B-U)

@acewithobsessions .(Y-T-B-U)

@1989stanz .(Y-T-B-U)

@lemonic-whimssyy .(Y-T-B-U)

@scissors-barbie .(Y-T-B-U)

@yourlocaltiredpansexual .(Y-T-B-U)

@distinguishedvoidkid .(Y-T-B-U)

@notbrucewayne48 .(Y-T-B-U)

@alley-brigade-productions .(Y-T-B-U)

And many more to come.

May 13

More mutuals due to the fact I have reached the limit of maximum amount tags.

@small-giggle .(Y-T-B-U)

@king-inamo .(Y-T-B-U)

@lemon-girl-in-devil-town .(Y-T-B-U)

@pza01 .(Y-T-B-U)

@brave-olive .{endless style}

please forgive me @homocidalpotat I have forgotten to add you

@homocidalpotat . ⁅ child of the cosmic void ⁆

@softofficeboy .(Y-T-B-U)

@blooper-malte .(Y-T-B-U)

@neonleon512 .(Y-T-B-U)

@kittenwivfangs .(Y-T-B-U)

@wasteland-proto-baby .(Y-T-B-U)

@the-fallen-stones .〔lover of storms〕

@parasite-2 .(Y-T-B-U)

@sketchy-potato .(Y-T-B-U)

@asamitaka2003 .(Y-T-B-U)

@ableedingpromise .(Y-T-B-U)

[redmegarex]

@non-tyrannical-usa here we go again

[fluxxdog]

Reblog for sexy shower ghost. Included at no extra charge, sexy toilet ghost. Also get a complimentary visit by the ghost of William Shakespeare who's gonna run away with your only daughter* and leave you and your partner pretend poisoning** each other.

*Daughter not included **pretend poison also not included

[perverted-will-shakespear-ghost]

Hello there! ;)

[thecrazyalchemist]

WHY IS MY SHOWER

CREAKING MOANING SCREAMING SIGHING SCREECHING SINGING SHRIEKING CRYING

LIKE:

• A KETTLE

• CICADAS

• A GOING TRAIN

• A BLOODY VICTORIAN GHOST OF A TODDLER CRYING

• AN OLD LAWNMOWER THAT SMOKED FOR FORTY YEARS

• AN OPERA SINGER WHO'S GLORY DAYS HAVE PASSED AND HAD TURNED TO SMOKING AND HARD DRUGS

• TWO ROBOTS DOING COITUS

[thecrazyalchemist]

My shower seemed to have masturbated

Annnnd now it is cumming

It is cumming

WHY THE HELL IT IS CUMMING

[thecrazyalchemist]

Here is my shower

FRICKIN CUMMING

[thecrazyalchemist]

I'M SORRY?!

YOU WANT THIS TO BE MY LEGACY?

I

THE GUY HAUNTED BY A PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER GHOST

THE GUY WHO'S*SHOWER* HAS BETTER SEX LIFE THAN HIM?!

I will not stand for this

[onetimemacareblogs]

okay then sit down I am getting this to 10k

@non-tyrannical-usa @leafgorge @munurufu Hello the fucking united states, my girlfriend, and munurufu, could you please bring out the lists

oh also please reblog with only the top post without this one, nobody can know :3

[thecrazyalchemist]

No

Don't do this

I will send the perverted Victorian shower ghost after you

Or at least one of them

With the amount of screams in there

There's probably a whole orgy going on

AND WHY IS MY SHOWER CUMMING AGAIN

AND WHY ARE THE SINKS JOINING THE CHOIR?!?!

[violet-hady]

@onetimemacareblogs I’m sorry, but I think this part deserves to be added to it too.

[onetimemacareblogs]

yeah you are right

@leafgorge @non-tyrannical-usa @munurufu ignore my previous mention please

[thecrazyalchemist]

I'M SORRY?!?!

YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PERSONAL PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER*AND* TOILET GHOST

EACH

Also Patat @sketchy-potato

Don't you dare

Otherwise you'll get a ghost too

[sketchy-potato]

But....It's right in your intro post....So easy to copy and paste....

[thecrazyalchemist]

And... The necromancer is just round the corner... So easy to ask for a perverted William Shakespeare as well...

Beware all

If u do this

I'm gonna make sure each of you get a personal visit from the ghost of William Shakespeare who's gonna run away with your only daughter and leave you and your partner pretend poisoning each other

On top of the perverted Victorian shower and toilet ghost

[life-is-okay-rn]

@kimu-dem don’t you have a big list of moots

[kimu-dem]

I know what I must do.

Please provide with a moment.

[kimu-dem]

@the0nlyallison . 「The resilient poet」

@gergthecat .「the silly batman Scout」

@eddiethedeppressing .「the colourful shark artist」

@rejectedbat .「the gothic emo bat」

@annotated-catastrophe .「the raven who writes」

@life-is-okay-rn2 .「Lord calcium ruler of the flowery plains」

@velvetpaku .「the outcasted colourful soul」

@babyqueenfangirl .「the admirer」

@padawan-kryze .「the lovely observer」

@skeelly .「the beauty enthusiast」

@justalunaticfangirl .(Y-T-B-U)

@myorgansaremelting .「the care free lovebird」

@gloriousvermin2 .「the lonely lover」

@thatrando13 .「the saints」

@touch-starved-lurker .「the pebble of Neptune」

@ashtray-shayy .「the innocent strawberry」

@cyberr-v0id .「phoenix Holmes the archer」

@sort-of-dying .(Y-T-B-U)

@invisible-light-111 .(Y-T-B-U)

@radio-silence-fan .(Y-T-B-U)

@utterlybrainwrecked .「cupids assistant who will only appear when bongo stray dogs is mentioned」

@spank-the-villain .(Y-T-B-U)

@majoraofmask .「the link who wore the mask」

@cannibalistic-cucumber .(Y-T-B-U)

@anotherhumanperson .「the robot who learned to live」

@strange-and-stupid .(Y-T-B-U)

@tiredclownpossum .(Y-T-B-U)

@literally-maria .(Y-T-B-U)

@oakthefrog .(Y-T-B-U)

@100percentevil .(Y-T-B-U)

@irisiscool .(Y-T-B-U)

@lilliesandlight .(Y-T-B-U)

@magnolia--petals . 「The quote creator」

@hefkerut1 .(Y-T-B-U)

@effervescent-daydreams .(Y-T-B-U)

@weirdcatthingamabob .(Y-T-B-U)

@sleepinginmygrave .(Y-T-B-U)

@shittest-wizard-ever .「the travelling wizard merchant」

@hold-my-dr-pepper .「the rotting animatronic」

@sterling-heart .(Y-T-B-U)

@field-cryptobotanist .「the discoverer of plants of the void」

@toulouseradiosilence .(Y-T-B-U)

@redmegarex .「the master of shape-shifting」

@tajiklove . (Y-T-B-U)

@acewithobsessions .(Y-T-B-U)

@1989stanz .(Y-T-B-U)

@lemonic-whimssyy .(Y-T-B-U)

@scissors-barbie .(Y-T-B-U)

@yourlocaltiredpansexual .(Y-T-B-U)

@distinguishedvoidkid .(Y-T-B-U)

@notbrucewayne48 .(Y-T-B-U)

@alley-brigade-productions .(Y-T-B-U)

And many more to come.

May 13

More mutuals due to the fact I have reached the limit of maximum amount tags.

@small-giggle .(Y-T-B-U)

@king-inamo .(Y-T-B-U)

@lemon-girl-in-devil-town .(Y-T-B-U)

@pza01 .(Y-T-B-U)

@brave-olive .{endless style}

please forgive me @homocidalpotat I have forgotten to add you

@homocidalpotat . ⁅ child of the cosmic void ⁆

@softofficeboy .(Y-T-B-U)

@blooper-malte .(Y-T-B-U)

@neonleon512 .(Y-T-B-U)

@kittenwivfangs .(Y-T-B-U)

@wasteland-proto-baby .(Y-T-B-U)

@the-fallen-stones .〔lover of storms〕

@parasite-2 .(Y-T-B-U)

@sketchy-potato .(Y-T-B-U)

@asamitaka2003 .(Y-T-B-U)

@ableedingpromise .(Y-T-B-U)

[thecrazyalchemist]

Oh god so many people

Gonna have to shortcut the house visits

[perverted-will-shakespear-ghost]

Hello there ;)

[perverted-victorian-shower-ghost]

Having such a good time 🤤

[perverted-victorian-toilet-ghost]

Honestly I'm just here to watch

[thecrazyalchemist]

Oh no

They're here

How

@kimu-dem

Beware anyway

[kimu-dem]

I have escaped death .

I nearly choked to death on my baguette.

[thecrazyalchemist]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

It seems the ghosts have found you interesting

[kimu-dem]

Oh dear.

How?

And why?

[thecrazyalchemist]

They're drawn to death of course

[perverted-will-shakespear-ghost]

And we're drawn to oth'r stuffeth too @kimu-dem

[thecrazyalchemist]

WHY IS MY SHOWER

CREAKING MOANING SCREAMING SIGHING SCREECHING SINGING SHRIEKING CRYING

LIKE:

• A KETTLE

• CICADAS

• A GOING TRAIN

• A BLOODY VICTORIAN GHOST OF A TODDLER CRYING

• AN OLD LAWNMOWER THAT SMOKED FOR FORTY YEARS

• AN OPERA SINGER WHO'S GLORY DAYS HAVE PASSED AND HAD TURNED TO SMOKING AND HARD DRUGS

• TWO ROBOTS DOING COITUS

[thecrazyalchemist]

My shower seemed to have masturbated

Annnnd now it is cumming

It is cumming

WHY THE HELL IT IS CUMMING

[thecrazyalchemist]

Here is my shower

FRICKIN CUMMING

[thecrazyalchemist]

I'M SORRY?!

YOU WANT THIS TO BE MY LEGACY?

I

THE GUY HAUNTED BY A PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER GHOST

THE GUY WHO'S*SHOWER* HAS BETTER SEX LIFE THAN HIM?!

I will not stand for this

[onetimemacareblogs]

okay then sit down I am getting this to 10k

@non-tyrannical-usa @leafgorge @munurufu Hello the fucking united states, my girlfriend, and munurufu, could you please bring out the lists

oh also please reblog with only the top post without this one, nobody can know :3

[thecrazyalchemist]

No

Don't do this

I will send the perverted Victorian shower ghost after you

Or at least one of them

With the amount of screams in there

There's probably a whole orgy going on

AND WHY IS MY SHOWER CUMMING AGAIN

AND WHY ARE THE SINKS JOINING THE CHOIR?!?!

[violet-hady]

@onetimemacareblogs I’m sorry, but I think this part deserves to be added to it too.

[onetimemacareblogs]

yeah you are right

@leafgorge @non-tyrannical-usa @munurufu ignore my previous mention please

[thecrazyalchemist]

I'M SORRY?!?!

YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PERSONAL PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER*AND* TOILET GHOST

EACH

Also Patat @sketchy-potato

Don't you dare

Otherwise you'll get a ghost too

[sketchy-potato]

But....It's right in your intro post....So easy to copy and paste....

[thecrazyalchemist]

And... The necromancer is just round the corner... So easy to ask for a perverted William Shakespeare as well...

Beware all

If u do this

I'm gonna make sure each of you get a personal visit from the ghost of William Shakespeare who's gonna run away with your only daughter and leave you and your partner pretend poisoning each other

On top of the perverted Victorian shower and toilet ghost

[life-is-okay-rn]

@kimu-dem don’t you have a big list of moots

[kimu-dem]

I know what I must do.

Please provide with a moment.

[kimu-dem]

@the0nlyallison . 「The resilient poet」

@gergthecat .「the silly batman Scout」

@eddiethedeppressing .「the colourful shark artist」

@rejectedbat .「the gothic emo bat」

@annotated-catastrophe .「the raven who writes」

@life-is-okay-rn2 .「Lord calcium ruler of the flowery plains」

@velvetpaku .「the outcasted colourful soul」

@babyqueenfangirl .「the admirer」

@padawan-kryze .「the lovely observer」

@skeelly .「the beauty enthusiast」

@justalunaticfangirl .(Y-T-B-U)

@myorgansaremelting .「the care free lovebird」

@gloriousvermin2 .「the lonely lover」

@thatrando13 .「the saints」

@touch-starved-lurker .「the pebble of Neptune」

@ashtray-shayy .「the innocent strawberry」

@cyberr-v0id .「phoenix Holmes the archer」

@sort-of-dying .(Y-T-B-U)

@invisible-light-111 .(Y-T-B-U)

@radio-silence-fan .(Y-T-B-U)

@utterlybrainwrecked .「cupids assistant who will only appear when bongo stray dogs is mentioned」

@spank-the-villain .(Y-T-B-U)

@majoraofmask .「the link who wore the mask」

@cannibalistic-cucumber .(Y-T-B-U)

@anotherhumanperson .「the robot who learned to live」

@strange-and-stupid .(Y-T-B-U)

@tiredclownpossum .(Y-T-B-U)

@literally-maria .(Y-T-B-U)

@oakthefrog .(Y-T-B-U)

@100percentevil .(Y-T-B-U)

@irisiscool .(Y-T-B-U)

@lilliesandlight .(Y-T-B-U)

@magnolia--petals . 「The quote creator」

@hefkerut1 .(Y-T-B-U)

@effervescent-daydreams .(Y-T-B-U)

@weirdcatthingamabob .(Y-T-B-U)

@sleepinginmygrave .(Y-T-B-U)

@shittest-wizard-ever .「the travelling wizard merchant」

@hold-my-dr-pepper .「the rotting animatronic」

@sterling-heart .(Y-T-B-U)

@field-cryptobotanist .「the discoverer of plants of the void」

@toulouseradiosilence .(Y-T-B-U)

@redmegarex .「the master of shape-shifting」

@tajiklove . (Y-T-B-U)

@acewithobsessions .(Y-T-B-U)

@1989stanz .(Y-T-B-U)

@lemonic-whimssyy .(Y-T-B-U)

@scissors-barbie .(Y-T-B-U)

@yourlocaltiredpansexual .(Y-T-B-U)

@distinguishedvoidkid .(Y-T-B-U)

@notbrucewayne48 .(Y-T-B-U)

@alley-brigade-productions .(Y-T-B-U)

And many more to come.

May 13

More mutuals due to the fact I have reached the limit of maximum amount tags.

@small-giggle .(Y-T-B-U)

@king-inamo .(Y-T-B-U)

@lemon-girl-in-devil-town .(Y-T-B-U)

@pza01 .(Y-T-B-U)

@brave-olive .{endless style}

please forgive me @homocidalpotat I have forgotten to add you

@homocidalpotat . ⁅ child of the cosmic void ⁆

@softofficeboy .(Y-T-B-U)

@blooper-malte .(Y-T-B-U)

@neonleon512 .(Y-T-B-U)

@kittenwivfangs .(Y-T-B-U)

@wasteland-proto-baby .(Y-T-B-U)

@the-fallen-stones .〔lover of storms〕

@parasite-2 .(Y-T-B-U)

@sketchy-potato .(Y-T-B-U)

@asamitaka2003 .(Y-T-B-U)

@ableedingpromise .(Y-T-B-U)

[thecrazyalchemist]

Oh god so many people

Gonna have to shortcut the house visits

[perverted-will-shakespear-ghost]

Hello there ;)