The Derp Squad

old and tired fujoshi. Follow at your own risk. ✌🏼

[olderthannetfic]

[valtsv]

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

[valtsv]

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

[kosmogrl]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[durbikins]

[tangledbeast]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

imagining an alternate timeline where shakespeare wrote a play about king arthur. we would be so unwell

[william-shakespeare-official]

yeah cause thou art so well otherwise, tumblr user currently crying about Lancelot

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

you know what verily i deserv’d this

[gayhoediaz]

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

[junkyoushas]

[ampervadasz]

[a-book-of-creatures]

He will be recycled soon inshallah

[squeakitties]

current mood: that tf2 video of the demoman that misses all 8 stickies, all 4 grenades and all melee swings, his entire team dies, and he waltzes onto the point to win the round

[squeakitties]

[leaslichoma]

Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.

[down-sizing-redux]

Club of Fuck That Supernatural Shit And Also Everything Else

[queenwhiskey]

Twitter users will not survive the winter

[what-even-is-thiss]

What do they mean it’s impossible to have conversations there’s at least three different ways to do so here

[phantomrose96]

"It's impossible to have conversations there" -person coming from a website where DM'ing is now paywalled behind Twitter Blue.

[soaringsparrows]

[headspace-hotel]

"Your timeline hasn't moved in 45 minutes" Then follow people?????

[weaselle]

skill issue

[ingridverse]

THIS is a conversation RIGHT HERE

[rednines]

Gay accent is just how men talk when they’re not hetero voice training

[rednines]

I do not miss it’s a hole in one every time I speak

[tempo-takoyaki]

Meeting in the gambler's den...

[hellkitepriest]

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[bloodstainedmuzzle]

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

[testosteronetwunk]