Biromantic Emo

❧About Me Shawna age-14 Gemini ♊her/she pronounsBiromantic but questioningGray Asexual/ DemisexualEmoSlytherin❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❦❧Likes           ➀Harry Potter                           ➁Supernatural (Destiel)        ➂Teen Wolf                     ➃Twenty One Pilots➄Math           ➅Werewolves     ➆Reading                        ➇Dan and Phil (Phan)       ➈Markiplier ➉Music

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earlier this week

I was on break at work and this weird Russian lady sat next to me, and I swear she was a pedophile. She was watching children in the stor and the, I SHIT YOU NOT, SHE ACTUALLY STARTED LAUGHING MANIACALLY!

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THE AUDACITY

at work-

guy- is there a bathroom my son can use?

me- yeah, *points* it’s in the back corner

guy- *walks 20 feet away and finds OLDER MALE employee* is there a bathroom my son can use?

me and him- *makes awkward eye contact because he knows I heard him*

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today in church

preacher- let your weary head rest

me- (internally screaming) CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOOOOOOON

preacher- (more weary head resting stuff)

me- (still screaming) FOR THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST DON’T YOU CRY NO MOREEEEEEEEEEE

(me in my head) https://giphy.com/gifs/jensen-ackles-jared-padalecki-LFFsEFHLfQdS8