pester a homestuck

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[pesterahomestuck]

CA: an on that note im signin off

CA: its been a lot of fun though this time again

CA: until i see you again

caligulasAquarium is now offline

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: wwhat

CA: no

CA: a course not

CA: my lips are naturally pitch black

CA: also that definitely isnt eyeliner highlighter eyeshadow an mascara

CA: wwhy do you ask

CA:

CA: alright i cant do this

CA: a course its lipstick

CA: im wwearin a full face a makeup

CA: its not like its just for girls though anyone can do it

CA: man if you react like this to some lipstick i cant wwait until you see gamzee

CA: humans are so wweird

CA: sometimes you just wwanna look pretty alright 

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: sounds like a wway to covver up that you dont understand human holidays either to me

CA: im not googlin that i havve more important matters to tend to

CA: an sure if its food ill be glad to havve some from the person wwho offered it

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: this sure is a swweet message

CA: wwhoevver its meant for wwould probably be really happy to read it

CA: too bad it doesnt havve anyones name on it 

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: hmm

CA: oh yeah i saww the hobbit trilogy recently

CA: that wwas a good movvie

CA: also i wwatched the wwizard of oz wwith fef the other day

CA: i can recommend both a those

CA: could use more wwizards though

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: sols most annoyin habit

CA: existin

CC: -ERIDAN 38(

CA: 

CA: fine

CA: the wway he talks to me like hes somehoww better than me despite bein a filthy lowwblood is infuriatin

CA: fef is great but just

CA: meddlin

CC: I can still )(ear you mister! 38(

CA: point in case

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: wwhat

CA:

CA: is this a trick question

CA:

CA: WWHAT DOES THIS EVVEN MEAN

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: 

CA: i givve up

CA: i just answwered this an hour ago wwhy is no one payin attention to anythin i say

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: christmas easter 

CA: neww years birthdays

CA: saint patricks day vvalentines day midsummer national days labour day mothers day fathers day hanukkah passovver yom kippur thanksgivvin ramadan

CA: howw the hell are you humans gettin anythin done wwith all these holidays to keep track a

CA: im not doin anythin for easter i didnt evven knoww it wwas comin up

CA: also for christmas i wwant a goddamned explanation about wwhy you havve all these holidays

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: did you just say sushi

CA: i fuckin lovve sushi

CA: eatin raww fish is like bein back home wwith seahorsedad again

CA: curiously enough someone wwith no hands isnt actually especially good at cookin food

CA: im quite fond a tuna honestly but you can nevver go wwrong wwith salmon

CA: wwasabi is great i put it straight on the fish

CA: soy sauce is okay too

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: a scientist hat huh

CA: 

CA: that sounds pretty fuckin swweet

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: wwell first a all

CA: sorry this is so late i completely missed this ask

CA: so i dont knoww if this is evven relevvant at this point

CA: second a all

CA: i havvent evver dated you so i dont knoww wwhat youre like to date

CA: maybe you should ask him wwhat he thinks

CA: wwoww it nevver gets any less wweird to talk about alternate vversions a yourself

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: i did

CA: this is the dress i wwore

CA: sorry you couldnt be there to see it because i looked fuckin great

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: activve is a strong wword

CA: but here i am at least

CA: hello swwiftfire10

CA: im sure john says hello too wwherevver he is

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: nep huh

CA: that brings back memories

CA: she wwas a bit of a creepy cavve girl wwhen i kneww her honestly

CA: wwhat kinda civvilized troll lives in a cavve

CA: pretty cute though

CA: an strong

CA: an dualscar

CA:

CA: i havvent met him yet

CA: but one day im certain i wwill

CA: hes out there somewwhere

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: howw do you stop from smellin like a swweaty dirty landdwweller all the time

CA: its called deodorant you uncultured swwine

[pesterahomestuck]

CA: givven that youre clued in enough to ask that question i get the feelin that you knoww exactly wwhat kind a wwizard fanfiction

CA: im on to you