queers of thedas

because i, a 33 year old woman, need a place to store my fucking bioware obsession lest i die of it

[dyketrinitysantos]

And I didn’t know you whittled. There’s a lot you don’t know about me. Actually, that’s kind of it.

[slayerbuffy]

— Come in, Spike. [A beat, as he tries not to show how moved he is by those three words. He steps gingerly in.]

[darksorder-deactivated20220412]

rhea ripley & her smol girls

[brytning]

I've been thinking a lot about emotions lately while listening to Brene Brown's book "Atlas of the Heart" (which I highly recommend) and after watching Pixar's "Turning Red" (which I loved!). This strategy for greeting emotions gently instead of trying to push them away I learned from Dr. Becky Kennedy, and it's been very helpful to me over the past few months as I try to be more aware of the feelings I'm having and learn from them, rather than being overwhelmed by them or trying to just bury them in the name of "positive thinking." I hope something here is helpful for you too. ❤️

[moghedien]

Still trying to figure out which of the two it was:

1) Morrigan intentionally wore that dress to the ball knowing that Leliana would see her in it because she wanted to antagonize Leliana

2) Morrigan wore that dress not expecting Leliana to show up and spent the whole ball going “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK” trying to make sure Leliana DID NOT SEE HER IN IT

She told Leliana that Kieran picked it out so I’m leaning toward option two

[moghedien]

Josephine: Ok Inquisitor, it’s very important that you act in all of these specific ways so that we do not accidentally offend someone who’s help we need. If you have questions find Leliana or I, since we have plenty of experience with these balls

Leliana: *chasing Morrigan through the palace corridors* WHERE DID YOU GET THAT DRESS MORRIGAN WHERE DID YOU GET IT TELL ME RIGHT NOW MORRIGAN STOP TURNING INTO BIRDS AND TELL ME ABOUT THE DRESS

[hollowboobtheory]

you know at one point anders says “justice won’t let me get drunk :(” and you COULD interpret that as “because of justice alcohol has no effect on me” but the far superior and correct interpretation is that every time he’s offered a drink justice briefly takes control and slaps it out of the person’s hand

[factorykat]

There’s apparently party banter from the Legacy DLC where if you have him and Isabela in the party, she says something like “Oh look, we passed another broken pillar, everyone take a drink!” some other party members have commentary, but Anders says something like “the last time we played this game, I kissed an ogre”  And I have to ask, if that is a recent development, or from like, his warden days because that contradicts the whole not able to get drunk thing if it’s something that happened in DA2. But the imagery is hilarious regardless

[hollowboobtheory]

look. friends don’t let friends get drunk if that means making out with an ogre. 

[nomouthtospeakof]

justice: ALCOHOL LOWERS YOUR INHIBITIONS AND BARES YOUR VULNERABILITIES. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO PUT YOURSELF IN RECKLESS DANGER AGAIN, NOT WHEN I HAVE PLEDGED TO PROTECT YOU FOR AS LONG AS IT IS RIGHT TO.

anders: …………is this because of the

justice: YES THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE OGRE INCIDENT.

[leopardmuffinxo]

The world may want my time, Josephine, but you have my heart.

[starwarsandsweettea]

Your favorite rat man just got rattier

[blighted-elf]

[whamber]

Now that they’re friends you can’t tell me they don’t spend hours getting dressed for parties and pre-gaming together

[penny-anna]

Pointless LOTR headcanon of the day: Frodo & Merry both take after their mothers, meaning Frodo looks more like a Brandybuck than a Baggins and Merry looks more like a Took. This is a constant source of petty contention.

[penny-anna]

(Pippin meanwhile absolutely takes after his father & is the most Tookish looking)

[penny-anna]

Merry: call me a Took one more time

Gandalf: if it looks like a Took and acts like a Took it’s a Took

Merry: I will END you

[penny-anna]

Gandalf is the only nonhobbit in the fellowship who understands the minutiae of Took Vs Brandybuck Vs Baggins rivalry & he delights in it, everyone else baffled

[penny-anna]

Frodo: look it’s perfectly simple. The Brandybucks don’t like the Tooks because they play golf and think they’re better than everyone because they occasionally go on adventures. The Tooks don’t like the Brandybucks because they live on the wrong side of the river and like boats. And nobody likes the Bagginses because they’re annoying.

Aragorn: are you… Including yourself in that

Frodo: I said what I said.

[penny-anna]

Frodo: now the Bagginses don’t like the Brandybucks OR the Tooks because they’re highly disrepectable but also richer than they are. And as far as a lot of the Bagginses are concerned I’m a Brandybuck because I grew up in Buckland and I have the Brandybuck Profile

Merry: which just means he’s not pug-ugly

Frodo: quite.

Aragorn: this is all ridiculous. Keep going.

[penny-anna]

Gandalf: Hm now I wouldn’t say UGLY but… every Baggins I’ve ever met has been perfectly Round or perfectly Square… There is no middle ground.

Gimli, baffled: Frodo isn’t round OR square

Merry: that’s because he has the Brandybuck profile

Gimli: so… Is he a Brandybuck…

Merry: ABSOLUTE not

Frodo: slander!! I’m a Baggins how dare you

[penny-anna]

Pippin: was your father a Round Baggins or a Square Baggins

Frodo: my father… Was the ROUNDEST Baggins who ever lived… A perfect Sphere of hobbit…

[newyorkcitywater]

frodo: my father was an absolute UNIT

[honourablejester]

Meanwhile Sam is sitting by the camp fire going: Don’t look at me, this is all gentlehobbit nonsense. My folks have sense

[supplementalfigures]

Life support

[oddthesungod]

meeting the new baby bro!!! 💖👶

[minthara]

MASS EFFECT 3: LEGENDARY EDITION | (62/?) ↳ saying goodbye to Kasumi

[villtura]

Skeletons

[crowley-anthony]

yennefer: geralt broke your heart jaskier (inconspicuously): tHatT cOUld bE ABoUt aNyONe!!?!?!

[andremichaux]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 - 2003)