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[pestergamzeeandtavros]

He's just so passively aggressive about getting nothing for Valentines/Quadrant Day it's sad.

[pestergamzeeandtavros]

Quadrant Day themes for all your quadrant needs! Tell your Quad-mates how you feel the Gamzee Vantas way: Being stand-off-ish as possible. It's all right though; if they know you as well as they should, they'll understand you're genuine in your admissions.

[pestergamzeeandtavros]

LOOK I'LL LEVEL SOMETHING WITH YOU ANONYMOUS FUCKS MAYBE I DO HAVe a pale thing for one of my friends but you know mY LUCK THEY'RE KIND OF ALREADY IN AN ESTABLISHED PALE RELATIONSHIP AND EVEN IF I CAN SEE HOW STRAINED IT IS ON THEM I'M NOT ABOUT TO STEP IN AND OFFER THEM MYSELF LIKE THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW SHITTY THAT IS? THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING SHITTY AND I DOn't want to be a shitty friend to them sO INSTEAD OF TELLING THEM HOW FUCKING PALE I AM FOR THEM I'M JUST GOING TO SIT HERE AND BE ME.

YOU KNOW, THE ASSHOLE WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE.

[pestergamzeeandtavros]

HAPPY HUMAN QUADRANTS DAY EVERYONE!

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I told you it wasn’t gonna be the only summer time au comic I’d draw so here’s another. When it comes to figuring out who gets top bunks always have a strategy unless you’re a pair of nerds like Gamzee and Tavros and wind up sharing like the dorks they are.

[pestergamzeeandtavros]

your face when you realize you haven't made any kind of valentines things to send to the blogs you admire holy shit i need to get on that train tonight

[sleepysmilesamirite]

So how about that Camp au huh this is not gonna be the only comic featuring these two you can bet your fuckin’ ass on that. 

[mcsiggy]

A commission, thank u sassylorax! 

[pestergamzeeandtavros]

porthmeor submitted:i spent a whole five minutes editing this ii’2 FUNNY BECAU2E iiT’2 TRUE,

[pestergamzeeandtavros]

WHAT AN OBNOXIOUS THING TO ASK SOMEBODY HOLY  SHIT YOU JUST DON'T WALK UP TO SOMEBODY AND ASK IF THEY FEEL BLACK TOWARDS ANYONE THAT SHIT'S MEANT TO BE PRIVATE I MEAN shit have you seen his stupid smart ass he thinks he's so great i'll tell you what he is it's positively VILE AND I GOT NO RIGHT TO TALK TO HIM MUCH LESS BE TROLLED BY HIM EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.

[pestergamzeeandtavros]

I CAN NEVER FULLY DESCRIBE OR PUT INTO WORDS JUST HOW MUCH I HATE HIM AND EVERY IOTA THAT MAKES UP HIS DISGUSTING EXISTENCE. MINE IS A HATE THAT IS ETCHED INTO MY VERY SOUL, INTO EVERY STRAND OF DNA THAT MAKES UP MY PATHETIC BEING. IF YOU WERE TO WRITE DOWN ON A NEVER ENDING STREAM OF PAPER THE WORD HATE, FOR HOW MUCH I HATE TAVROS CAPTOR, THAT STREAM OF PAPER WOULD WRAP AROUND ALL OF PARADOX SPACE SO BEAUTIFULLY IT COULD TOP THE WHOLE OF EXISTANCE WITH A FUCKING BOW.

ALL MADE FROM MY HATE.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

mustard tavros sees you all drawing mutant gamzee and he has one thing to say

[nyxzee]

I mean, he stole the phrase from something he saw online, but it’s hard work getting up early to remind Gamzee his favorite nerd band’s broken up. 

[jelli-art]

During a stream thesassylorax asked for her mustardblood Tavros. I think got two different responses from sassy and my datemate both for him to be picking his nose (sassy) and to be flipping off the world (my datemate), so I did both. 

So here you go. Have a gross nerd who thinks he’s cool.

[softclown-moved-deactivated2020]

[ldefix]

Gotta get some more Troll Chemical Romance Shirts.

From Sassy’s Bloodswap AU.

[mysticalwonderworld]

Gdi thesassylorax … I can’t.. stop… drawing this emo nerd.

Also it’s transparent. Lawl.

[pestergamzeeandtavros]