All Pete Holmes, All (Some) of the Time

Not Pete Holmes, though I kinda wish I was.

[thetownwitches]

my best zayn impression!!! like if u think so too!!!!

[thetownwitches]

Hey! I’m a big fan of supporting the creatives that you surround yourself with and promoting those you share a scene with.

So, check out Tim Perdoch. He’s a singer/songwriter/genuinely nice person from Queens who blends hiphop, rock, and pop to create some really sick tracks. 

To be honest, i’ve never met someone as nice as he is. Besides creating music, he organizes events where other upcoming musicians showcase their talents. He greets and thanks everyone who shows up.

If you have a chance check Tim, and his live band The Conscious Effort, out live. His band is just as nice and talented as he is.

Listen to his debut single “The Road” on Spotify and buy his EP “Face to Face” on iTunes if you can.

Tim’s Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

[thetownwitches]

yesterday i found out that a perk of being flat chested, so much so to the point where in some angles my chest looks concave, is not having to wear a bra with front lace up body suits!!!! shout to to genetics for that one

[lockes]

[daily-gr4ce-blog]

Gabbin’ like gals

Grace saying cooter on TV gives me life 

[sucknizzo]

Visit Original Link

Bo Burnham answers What was the hardest time you laughed?

Did anyone hear that robot voice?

[lockes]

[daily-gr4ce-blog]

Grace’s struggle to find the perfect stripper name

[merelybeing]

[thetownwitches]

me in 3d and 2d!!!!!!! you’re welcome

[thetownwitches]

why is comedy masculine why are funny males rewarded why are funny females reduced to two dimensional desexualized characters that are used as props and not treated fully as humans???

[thetownwitches]

I think about this a lot because funny guys, like not even on a big scale I’m just talking about funny guy friends or funny guys in high school, are rewarded and aren’t defined by their funniness. Their funniness makes them attractive. “Fat” or “ugly” men need only to crack a joke and bam theyre “ugliness” is negated. But funny girls???? Nope. They’re reduced to two dimensional characters. Their funniness MAKES them unattractive. It desexualizes them. If you’re a funny fat girl???? You’re further labeled as the designated ugly fat friend. You’re seen as purely a source of entertainment and nothing else. You aren’t fully a girl, but you aren’t a boy. You’re just a being who’s purpose is to make someone else laugh and after that you’re no longer needed. If you’re a funny girl that is literally all you are to everyone else, and sometimes even that is thought of pejoratively

[octoberwlw]

[thetownwitches]

just a reminder that donald trump is hosting SNL this Saturday, November seventh, and that you should not tune in. tweet them at @nbcsnl and send them messages on tumblr telling them why you won’t be watching. okey doke, have a nice day everyone!!

[thetownwitches]

i only posted this so everyone could see my highlight

[phantomgaylord]

[turkeyinacan]

same

[turkeyinacan]