a hot pink bitch named breakfast

if you follow this blog I’m your mom now

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[butchfemmeculture]

[turkeyinacan]

I think I’d rather have my porn history found after I die than my tumblr account tbh

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[timebendinglunatic]

Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!

[earthnation]

my bad damn

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[draconym]

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

[draconym]

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

[draconym]

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

[draconym]

I'm going to go apeshit

[girlnextvore]

tumblr Staff:

[overthinkingmoth]

2026 mar 16-17 dashboard simulator

post 1: literally why did they do this

post 2: reblog of the changes post with a multi paragraph explanation of why this is bad

post 3: the feng shui of this website is fucked

post 4: explanation of the new system

post 5: explanation of the new system that contradicts the previous post

post 6: normal fandom post

post 7: sayonara you weaboo shits

post 8: reblog of the changes post with a different multi paragraph explanation of why this is bad

post 9: normal fandom post

post 10: don't reply to the staff post you need to send a support ticket

post 12: don't send a support ticket you need to reply to the staff post

post 13: it's so over

post 14: instructions on how to disable app updates

[confessionsdiaz]

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

[operafish]

"this post has only 20 notes" factoid actualy just statistical error. post has 10020 notes. Reblogs Georg, who reblogged the original post and got 10000 notes on their reblog, is not an outlier adn should absolutely be fucking counted

[lgbtlaughs]

ACT UP, 1990

[punksrhea]

OBA FEMI WWE Royal Rumble, January 31st, 2026

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[punkitt-is-here]

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

[punkitt-is-here]

I saw a picture of my mom last week and did a double take because we both realized how similar we look. skinny white anime girls are not real women but your mom is. I promise you look like a real woman

[punkitt-is-here]

Shoutouts to the funniest possible tags on this post

[ageae]