sticky boy

i have straight a's, but i ain't straight I oh i have the worlds coolest job🕸

[peterparker-suggests]

Poop.

[peterparker-suggests]

YOUR MOM LOOOL

[peterparker-suggests]

I LOVE WOMEN👍

[mcufam]

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Not saying I’ve been in my own world for a while... but I’ve been in my own world for a while.

[peterparker-suggests]

...Do I wanna ask?

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

...it’s complicated.

[peterparker-suggests]

I'll let it be.

Wanda, I gotta question.

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Yes?

[peterparker-suggests]

You like girls right?

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Yessss.... I’m slightly scared of where this is going.

[peterparker-suggests]

Okay so I have this reallllly cool friend and I know both of you need someone!

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Need someone? I don’t need friends, I’ve got you.

[peterparker-suggests]

Nooooo! *laughs*

Like...a date!

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

A date? I dunno, Pete...

[peterparker-suggests]

She's so pretty and super cool! I think you'd like her, Wanda!!!!

You don't gotta go on another one if you don't like it.

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Okay... I’ll give it a chance... only because it’s you setting it up.

[peterparker-suggests]

YES!!!!!

I PROMISE you'll love her. She's a tough cookie and a little reserved.

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Not saying I’ve been in my own world for a while... but I’ve been in my own world for a while.

[peterparker-suggests]

...Do I wanna ask?

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

...it’s complicated.

[peterparker-suggests]

I'll let it be.

Wanda, I gotta question.

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Yes?

[peterparker-suggests]

You like girls right?

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Yessss.... I’m slightly scared of where this is going.

[peterparker-suggests]

Okay so I have this reallllly cool friend and I know both of you need someone!

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Need someone? I don’t need friends, I’ve got you.

[peterparker-suggests]

Nooooo! *laughs*

Like...a date!

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

A date? I dunno, Pete...

[peterparker-suggests]

She's so pretty and super cool! I think you'd like her, Wanda!!!!

You don't gotta go on another one if you don't like it.

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Not saying I’ve been in my own world for a while... but I’ve been in my own world for a while.

[peterparker-suggests]

...Do I wanna ask?

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

...it’s complicated.

[peterparker-suggests]

I'll let it be.

Wanda, I gotta question.

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Yes?

[peterparker-suggests]

You like girls right?

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Yessss.... I’m slightly scared of where this is going.

[peterparker-suggests]

Okay so I have this reallllly cool friend and I know both of you need someone!

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Need someone? I don’t need friends, I’ve got you.

[peterparker-suggests]

Nooooo! *laughs*

Like...a date!

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Not saying I’ve been in my own world for a while... but I’ve been in my own world for a while.

[peterparker-suggests]

...Do I wanna ask?

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

...it’s complicated.

[peterparker-suggests]

I'll let it be.

Wanda, I gotta question.

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Yes?

[peterparker-suggests]

You like girls right?

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Yessss.... I’m slightly scared of where this is going.

[peterparker-suggests]

Okay so I have this reallllly cool friend and I know both of you need someone!

[bucklucys]

Daddio?!

Kiddo!

[peterparker-suggests]

HI!!!!!!!

[bucklucys]

Hey!!

[peterparker-suggests]

I missed you!

[bucklucys]

Missed you too, bud!

[peterparker-suggests]

*chuckles*

I heard Auntie Nat is coming over?

[bucklucys]

She sure is! Been a while since we’ve been able to just chat. Face to face.

[peterparker-suggests]

Yeah...a while. I wonder if she cut bangs like a lot of the girls at school did.

[bucklucys]

I would like to think she has a little more control than that... but this last year has gotten to all of us. So I wouldn’t doubt ANYTHING. *chuckles*

[peterparker-suggests]

She'd pull them off.

Dad you'd look good as a brunette.

[bucklucys]

She could pull off anything.

And with a beard? Because I tried both at the same time once.

[peterparker-suggests]

I don’t think clean faced would look too terrible either. You'd look fancy. Stud!

[bucklucys]

After the experience of a beard, I’ve learned clean-shaven definitely fits my personality more. Maybe it’s the army in me.

[peterparker-suggests]

I always forget you were in the army. Uncle Bucky too. And Uncle Clint. Wowza...I've got aot of military in my family.

[bucklucys]

I wouldn’t have been if I wasn’t so stubborn. *chuckles* Tried to enlist 5 times before I finally was accepted by Dr. Erskine.

[peterparker-suggests]

I could never. I'd just take the no and run. Get with the ladies of the time. I've heard they were pretty.

[bucklucys]

Bucky sure thought so. He set us up on a double date the night before he was deployed. And I left to try to enlist again. Good thing I did though, because that was when I met Erskine. 6th try’s the charm.

[peterparker-suggests]

Too much work for me.

I think I'm with Uncle Bucky on this one. Girls are cool.

[bucklucys]

Well, at least you know where your priorities are at, son. *chuckles*

[peterparker-suggests]

Speaking of girls, I'm trying to set Wanda up on a date.

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests you know how you hate men???

[felicahardy-suggests]

...yeah.

[peterparker-suggests]

And you like girls??

[felicahardy-suggests]

They're pretty.

[peterparker-suggests]

I have just the idea for you!

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests you know how you hate men???

[felicahardy-suggests]

...yeah.

[peterparker-suggests]

And you like girls??

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Not saying I’ve been in my own world for a while... but I’ve been in my own world for a while.

[peterparker-suggests]

...Do I wanna ask?

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

...it’s complicated.

[peterparker-suggests]

I'll let it be.

Wanda, I gotta question.

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Yes?

[peterparker-suggests]

You like girls right?

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests you know how you hate men???

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Not saying I’ve been in my own world for a while... but I’ve been in my own world for a while.

[peterparker-suggests]

...Do I wanna ask?

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

...it’s complicated.

[peterparker-suggests]

I'll let it be.

Wanda, I gotta question.

[bucklucys]

Daddio?!

Kiddo!

[peterparker-suggests]

HI!!!!!!!

[bucklucys]

Hey!!

[peterparker-suggests]

I missed you!

[bucklucys]

Missed you too, bud!

[peterparker-suggests]

*chuckles*

I heard Auntie Nat is coming over?

[bucklucys]

She sure is! Been a while since we’ve been able to just chat. Face to face.

[peterparker-suggests]

Yeah...a while. I wonder if she cut bangs like a lot of the girls at school did.

[bucklucys]

I would like to think she has a little more control than that... but this last year has gotten to all of us. So I wouldn’t doubt ANYTHING. *chuckles*

[peterparker-suggests]

She'd pull them off.

Dad you'd look good as a brunette.

[bucklucys]

She could pull off anything.

And with a beard? Because I tried both at the same time once.

[peterparker-suggests]

I don’t think clean faced would look too terrible either. You'd look fancy. Stud!

[bucklucys]

After the experience of a beard, I’ve learned clean-shaven definitely fits my personality more. Maybe it’s the army in me.

[peterparker-suggests]

I always forget you were in the army. Uncle Bucky too. And Uncle Clint. Wowza...I've got aot of military in my family.

[bucklucys]

I wouldn’t have been if I wasn’t so stubborn. *chuckles* Tried to enlist 5 times before I finally was accepted by Dr. Erskine.

[peterparker-suggests]

I could never. I'd just take the no and run. Get with the ladies of the time. I've heard they were pretty.

[bucklucys]

Bucky sure thought so. He set us up on a double date the night before he was deployed. And I left to try to enlist again. Good thing I did though, because that was when I met Erskine. 6th try’s the charm.

[peterparker-suggests]

Too much work for me.

I think I'm with Uncle Bucky on this one. Girls are cool.

[bucklucys]

Daddio?!

Kiddo!

[peterparker-suggests]

HI!!!!!!!

[bucklucys]

Hey!!

[peterparker-suggests]

I missed you!

[bucklucys]

Missed you too, bud!

[peterparker-suggests]

*chuckles*

I heard Auntie Nat is coming over?

[bucklucys]

She sure is! Been a while since we’ve been able to just chat. Face to face.

[peterparker-suggests]

Yeah...a while. I wonder if she cut bangs like a lot of the girls at school did.

[bucklucys]

I would like to think she has a little more control than that... but this last year has gotten to all of us. So I wouldn’t doubt ANYTHING. *chuckles*

[peterparker-suggests]

She'd pull them off.

Dad you'd look good as a brunette.

[bucklucys]

She could pull off anything.

And with a beard? Because I tried both at the same time once.

[peterparker-suggests]

I don’t think clean faced would look too terrible either. You'd look fancy. Stud!

[bucklucys]

After the experience of a beard, I’ve learned clean-shaven definitely fits my personality more. Maybe it’s the army in me.

[peterparker-suggests]

I always forget you were in the army. Uncle Bucky too. And Uncle Clint. Wowza...I've got aot of military in my family.

[bucklucys]

I wouldn’t have been if I wasn’t so stubborn. *chuckles* Tried to enlist 5 times before I finally was accepted by Dr. Erskine.

[peterparker-suggests]

I could never. I'd just take the no and run. Get with the ladies of the time. I've heard they were pretty.

[scarletwitchsuggestions]

Not saying I’ve been in my own world for a while... but I’ve been in my own world for a while.

[peterparker-suggests]

...Do I wanna ask?