I don't drink

your local flirt, thief, and..oh...that's it😘 kinda in love with spider-man

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests you know how you hate men???

[felicahardy-suggests]

...yeah.

[peterparker-suggests]

And you like girls??

[felicahardy-suggests]

They're pretty.

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests you know how you hate men???

[felicahardy-suggests]

...yeah.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ronnieeeee

hello

[peterparker-suggests]

HIII

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Peter!! Hey, dude, what's up??

[peterparker-suggests]

Nothing new. I was hanging with my friend Felica.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Cool! Um, real quick though, who is Felica?

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests

She's not fond of people, but she's pretty cool. Pretty, too.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Petey, what is this about?

[peterparker-suggests]

He's my friend, Ronnie!

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Hey, nice to meet ya.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*glares*

Hi.

You a superhero too? What's your story?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Um, yeah... if you heard the Hudson Nuclear Power Plant blew up a few years back, like, on the news? Yeah, I was inside the reactor room with the head scientist, and... well, we got powers. Somehow. We're not exactly clear on the details.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*continues glaring*

Hmm...dark...I like it.

Got a girlfriend? Boyfriend? Partner? Friends?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

*tenses* N... no partner, but yeah, I have friends.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*looks them up and down*

Tensed up. Touchy subject? Sorry. I should be more polite.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

A bit, yeah. Um, what about you? You got any... um... acquaintances?

[felicahardy-suggests]

*shrugs*

I don't get around much. I've got Pete mostly, I'm trying to make more friends. Not much more than that.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ah. I get that. I mean, my family used to move all the time, so I didn't have a lot of friends growing up.

[felicahardy-suggests]

I just don't like people much. Don't trust 'em either. Too unreliable.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Mm.

[felicahardy-suggests]

I've decided I like you. Back story is pretty cool, unique. Better than mine. I don't think I'm much of a hero though...not much of a villain either.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Thanks. You're pretty cool, too. And hey, it's alright. I know more than a couple people like that.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*shrugs*

Ya know, a cool back story is a a cool back story. Doesn't mean we gotta be evil or a goody-two-shoes...*cough* Pete.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Heh, I guess you're right.

[felicahardy-suggests]

And because I'm not on either side...I get to be so mysterious.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ronnieeeee

hello

[peterparker-suggests]

HIII

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Peter!! Hey, dude, what's up??

[peterparker-suggests]

Nothing new. I was hanging with my friend Felica.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Cool! Um, real quick though, who is Felica?

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests

She's not fond of people, but she's pretty cool. Pretty, too.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Petey, what is this about?

[peterparker-suggests]

He's my friend, Ronnie!

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Hey, nice to meet ya.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*glares*

Hi.

You a superhero too? What's your story?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Um, yeah... if you heard the Hudson Nuclear Power Plant blew up a few years back, like, on the news? Yeah, I was inside the reactor room with the head scientist, and... well, we got powers. Somehow. We're not exactly clear on the details.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*continues glaring*

Hmm...dark...I like it.

Got a girlfriend? Boyfriend? Partner? Friends?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

*tenses* N... no partner, but yeah, I have friends.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*looks them up and down*

Tensed up. Touchy subject? Sorry. I should be more polite.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

A bit, yeah. Um, what about you? You got any... um... acquaintances?

[felicahardy-suggests]

*shrugs*

I don't get around much. I've got Pete mostly, I'm trying to make more friends. Not much more than that.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ah. I get that. I mean, my family used to move all the time, so I didn't have a lot of friends growing up.

[felicahardy-suggests]

I just don't like people much. Don't trust 'em either. Too unreliable.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Mm.

[felicahardy-suggests]

I've decided I like you. Back story is pretty cool, unique. Better than mine. I don't think I'm much of a hero though...not much of a villain either.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Thanks. You're pretty cool, too. And hey, it's alright. I know more than a couple people like that.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*shrugs*

Ya know, a cool back story is a a cool back story. Doesn't mean we gotta be evil or a goody-two-shoes...*cough* Pete.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ronnieeeee

hello

[peterparker-suggests]

HIII

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Peter!! Hey, dude, what's up??

[peterparker-suggests]

Nothing new. I was hanging with my friend Felica.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Cool! Um, real quick though, who is Felica?

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests

She's not fond of people, but she's pretty cool. Pretty, too.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Petey, what is this about?

[peterparker-suggests]

He's my friend, Ronnie!

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Hey, nice to meet ya.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*glares*

Hi.

You a superhero too? What's your story?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Um, yeah... if you heard the Hudson Nuclear Power Plant blew up a few years back, like, on the news? Yeah, I was inside the reactor room with the head scientist, and... well, we got powers. Somehow. We're not exactly clear on the details.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*continues glaring*

Hmm...dark...I like it.

Got a girlfriend? Boyfriend? Partner? Friends?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

*tenses* N... no partner, but yeah, I have friends.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*looks them up and down*

Tensed up. Touchy subject? Sorry. I should be more polite.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

A bit, yeah. Um, what about you? You got any... um... acquaintances?

[felicahardy-suggests]

*shrugs*

I don't get around much. I've got Pete mostly, I'm trying to make more friends. Not much more than that.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ah. I get that. I mean, my family used to move all the time, so I didn't have a lot of friends growing up.

[felicahardy-suggests]

I just don't like people much. Don't trust 'em either. Too unreliable.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Mm.

[felicahardy-suggests]

I've decided I like you. Back story is pretty cool, unique. Better than mine. I don't think I'm much of a hero though...not much of a villain either.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ronnieeeee

hello

[peterparker-suggests]

HIII

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Peter!! Hey, dude, what's up??

[peterparker-suggests]

Nothing new. I was hanging with my friend Felica.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Cool! Um, real quick though, who is Felica?

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests

She's not fond of people, but she's pretty cool. Pretty, too.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Petey, what is this about?

[peterparker-suggests]

He's my friend, Ronnie!

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Hey, nice to meet ya.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*glares*

Hi.

You a superhero too? What's your story?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Um, yeah... if you heard the Hudson Nuclear Power Plant blew up a few years back, like, on the news? Yeah, I was inside the reactor room with the head scientist, and... well, we got powers. Somehow. We're not exactly clear on the details.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*continues glaring*

Hmm...dark...I like it.

Got a girlfriend? Boyfriend? Partner? Friends?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

*tenses* N... no partner, but yeah, I have friends.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*looks them up and down*

Tensed up. Touchy subject? Sorry. I should be more polite.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

A bit, yeah. Um, what about you? You got any... um... acquaintances?

[felicahardy-suggests]

*shrugs*

I don't get around much. I've got Pete mostly, I'm trying to make more friends. Not much more than that.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ah. I get that. I mean, my family used to move all the time, so I didn't have a lot of friends growing up.

[felicahardy-suggests]

I just don't like people much. Don't trust 'em either. Too unreliable.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ronnieeeee

hello

[peterparker-suggests]

HIII

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Peter!! Hey, dude, what's up??

[peterparker-suggests]

Nothing new. I was hanging with my friend Felica.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Cool! Um, real quick though, who is Felica?

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests

She's not fond of people, but she's pretty cool. Pretty, too.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Petey, what is this about?

[peterparker-suggests]

He's my friend, Ronnie!

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Hey, nice to meet ya.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*glares*

Hi.

You a superhero too? What's your story?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Um, yeah... if you heard the Hudson Nuclear Power Plant blew up a few years back, like, on the news? Yeah, I was inside the reactor room with the head scientist, and... well, we got powers. Somehow. We're not exactly clear on the details.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*continues glaring*

Hmm...dark...I like it.

Got a girlfriend? Boyfriend? Partner? Friends?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

*tenses* N... no partner, but yeah, I have friends.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*looks them up and down*

Tensed up. Touchy subject? Sorry. I should be more polite.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

A bit, yeah. Um, what about you? You got any... um... acquaintances?

[felicahardy-suggests]

*shrugs*

I don't get around much. I've got Pete mostly, I'm trying to make more friends. Not much more than that.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ronnieeeee

hello

[peterparker-suggests]

HIII

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Peter!! Hey, dude, what's up??

[peterparker-suggests]

Nothing new. I was hanging with my friend Felica.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Cool! Um, real quick though, who is Felica?

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests

She's not fond of people, but she's pretty cool. Pretty, too.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Petey, what is this about?

[peterparker-suggests]

He's my friend, Ronnie!

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Hey, nice to meet ya.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*glares*

Hi.

You a superhero too? What's your story?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Um, yeah... if you heard the Hudson Nuclear Power Plant blew up a few years back, like, on the news? Yeah, I was inside the reactor room with the head scientist, and... well, we got powers. Somehow. We're not exactly clear on the details.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*continues glaring*

Hmm...dark...I like it.

Got a girlfriend? Boyfriend? Partner? Friends?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

*tenses* N... no partner, but yeah, I have friends.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*looks them up and down*

Tensed up. Touchy subject? Sorry. I should be more polite.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ronnieeeee

hello

[peterparker-suggests]

HIII

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Peter!! Hey, dude, what's up??

[peterparker-suggests]

Nothing new. I was hanging with my friend Felica.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Cool! Um, real quick though, who is Felica?

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests

She's not fond of people, but she's pretty cool. Pretty, too.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Petey, what is this about?

[peterparker-suggests]

He's my friend, Ronnie!

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Hey, nice to meet ya.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*glares*

Hi.

You a superhero too? What's your story?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Um, yeah... if you heard the Hudson Nuclear Power Plant blew up a few years back, like, on the news? Yeah, I was inside the reactor room with the head scientist, and... well, we got powers. Somehow. We're not exactly clear on the details.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*continues glaring*

Hmm...dark...I like it.

Got a girlfriend? Boyfriend? Partner? Friends?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ronnieeeee

hello

[peterparker-suggests]

HIII

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Peter!! Hey, dude, what's up??

[peterparker-suggests]

Nothing new. I was hanging with my friend Felica.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Cool! Um, real quick though, who is Felica?

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests

She's not fond of people, but she's pretty cool. Pretty, too.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Petey, what is this about?

[peterparker-suggests]

He's my friend, Ronnie!

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Hey, nice to meet ya.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*glares*

Hi.

You a superhero too? What's your story?

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Ronnieeeee

hello

[peterparker-suggests]

HIII

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Peter!! Hey, dude, what's up??

[peterparker-suggests]

Nothing new. I was hanging with my friend Felica.

[ronnie-raymond-the-nuclear-mess]

Cool! Um, real quick though, who is Felica?

[peterparker-suggests]

@felicahardy-suggests

She's not fond of people, but she's pretty cool. Pretty, too.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Petey, what is this about?

[felicahardy-suggests]

I'm in a mood.

[charmed]

Felicia Hardy/Black Cat in Spider-Man: The City That Never Sleeps

[felicahardy-suggests]

*knocks on @clintbarton-suggestions 's window*

[clintbarton-suggestions]

*Opens the window*

If you're gonna kill me, please do it quickly. I've taken four doses of Nyquil and my body feels like someone ran me over. I'm ready to go. It's my time.

[felicahardy-suggests]

That's a no go, Hawkguy. I know Romanoff, she's cool. I'm not gonna.

*crawls in, points to the empty bed beside him* I know Romanoff is gone so she cant yell at you for being irresponsible. I gotta question.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Damn. I was really ready. And went on a mission, got hit by a truck, laid there, got up after about 15 minutes, finished the job, had to go somewhere else, got beaten about four times, then finally came home after being home for two or three months, can't remember, wanted to sleep, took some Nyquil about four times cause it wouldn't work, and here we are.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Is your wife aware of your condition? Are you in any state to take care of your infant kids?

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I haven't been home for very long. She's been gone since before I got home, and I think someone is babysitting them last I heard. I'm picking them up tomorrow. I can't think straight.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Then nevermind my question. I'll not bug you. Romanoff left a note on the fridge, just so ya know. Explains where she is.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I haven't read it yet. No she isn't aware of my condition cause she'd rush home and I don't want that.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Good. *nods*

She was complaining to me about a mission in DC. You werent back, so she's partnered with another guy. Brock???? Rum-something or other? Ring a bell?

I realize I havent introduced myself. I'm Felicia, I've been house sitting.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

... Rumlow. I hate him. He knows I won't heasitate to kill him of he even looks at her in a way I don't like. Which, for him, is every way he looks at her.

Well, I'm the resident bird in the house, also known as the human punching bag for all the baddies out there.

*holds his hand out to shake hers*

[felicahardy-suggests]

Wow, that's intense. He must be shitty.

Normally a college student, but at night I'm some form of a vigilante.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I don't like him at all...

And ooooh, funsies. We love a good vigilante around here.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*nods* How come?

Yeah. I used to have like a thing with your nephew Peter. It was a while back.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Old stuff. He just sets me off. I can't really explain and currently can't remember why I don't like him.

Oh? OOOOOOHHHH, I know now. I never had the pleasure of meeting you, but did have some info from Peter. That boy is gonna drive me crazy.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Hm...I see. Romanoff was telling me about her feelings on him, I definitely got an ear full. One person she hates with a passion, so I've heard.

*giggles* Yeah, hes a sweet kid. He really looks up to you and his dad.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Very much so.

And I love him to death.

[felicahardy-suggests]

She said, if I remember correctly, "If I could, I'd scoop out his eyeballs with spoons and twist his balls one by one, but it probably wouldnt hurt seeing how f****** small they are".

He says you're really cool.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

*smiles* That's my girl. She should try it anyway. Small Dicklow needs at least one good asswhooping by someone.

We go out for waffles. We have weekly waffle trips for the kids and Uncle Clint. You should join sometime. All my nieces and nephews are quite fun.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*laughs* Oh....after Natasha told me that, I did some, ahem, Felicia buisness. *nods* Definitely has a small dick...and as far as he knows, I'm pregnant. *winks*

Now that sounds like a great time. I'd love to come!

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Oh hell yes. You, my new friend, are officially my favorite person.

Yeah, we have lots of fun. It started out with like two of is and now we have to take a whole van to take all the kids. Fixing to just put in for a school bus.

[felicahardy-suggests]

I also have his driver's license. We're gonna wait for him to realize that one.

*laughs* Oh yes. That would be a great idea. You can decorate it!

[clintbarton-suggestions]

*laughs loudly* Oh, I really just want to get him pulled over now. I have some pull at the local police department. May just have to do that.

Oooooh, best art project ever.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*shushes him* Shhh, I just got the kids to bed. Myles really misses his Mom. Better tell him a story about her or something.

Shit....speaking of police....I was never here. I technically have a warrant out for my arrest. By the way...got any alcohol?

[felicahardy-suggests]

*knocks on @clintbarton-suggestions 's window*

[clintbarton-suggestions]

*Opens the window*

If you're gonna kill me, please do it quickly. I've taken four doses of Nyquil and my body feels like someone ran me over. I'm ready to go. It's my time.

[felicahardy-suggests]

That's a no go, Hawkguy. I know Romanoff, she's cool. I'm not gonna.

*crawls in, points to the empty bed beside him* I know Romanoff is gone so she cant yell at you for being irresponsible. I gotta question.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Damn. I was really ready. And went on a mission, got hit by a truck, laid there, got up after about 15 minutes, finished the job, had to go somewhere else, got beaten about four times, then finally came home after being home for two or three months, can't remember, wanted to sleep, took some Nyquil about four times cause it wouldn't work, and here we are.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Is your wife aware of your condition? Are you in any state to take care of your infant kids?

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I haven't been home for very long. She's been gone since before I got home, and I think someone is babysitting them last I heard. I'm picking them up tomorrow. I can't think straight.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Then nevermind my question. I'll not bug you. Romanoff left a note on the fridge, just so ya know. Explains where she is.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I haven't read it yet. No she isn't aware of my condition cause she'd rush home and I don't want that.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Good. *nods*

She was complaining to me about a mission in DC. You werent back, so she's partnered with another guy. Brock???? Rum-something or other? Ring a bell?

I realize I havent introduced myself. I'm Felicia, I've been house sitting.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

... Rumlow. I hate him. He knows I won't heasitate to kill him of he even looks at her in a way I don't like. Which, for him, is every way he looks at her.

Well, I'm the resident bird in the house, also known as the human punching bag for all the baddies out there.

*holds his hand out to shake hers*

[felicahardy-suggests]

Wow, that's intense. He must be shitty.

Normally a college student, but at night I'm some form of a vigilante.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I don't like him at all...

And ooooh, funsies. We love a good vigilante around here.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*nods* How come?

Yeah. I used to have like a thing with your nephew Peter. It was a while back.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Old stuff. He just sets me off. I can't really explain and currently can't remember why I don't like him.

Oh? OOOOOOHHHH, I know now. I never had the pleasure of meeting you, but did have some info from Peter. That boy is gonna drive me crazy.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Hm...I see. Romanoff was telling me about her feelings on him, I definitely got an ear full. One person she hates with a passion, so I've heard.

*giggles* Yeah, hes a sweet kid. He really looks up to you and his dad.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Very much so.

And I love him to death.

[felicahardy-suggests]

She said, if I remember correctly, "If I could, I'd scoop out his eyeballs with spoons and twist his balls one by one, but it probably wouldnt hurt seeing how f****** small they are".

He says you're really cool.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

*smiles* That's my girl. She should try it anyway. Small Dicklow needs at least one good asswhooping by someone.

We go out for waffles. We have weekly waffle trips for the kids and Uncle Clint. You should join sometime. All my nieces and nephews are quite fun.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*laughs* Oh....after Natasha told me that, I did some, ahem, Felicia buisness. *nods* Definitely has a small dick...and as far as he knows, I'm pregnant. *winks*

Now that sounds like a great time. I'd love to come!

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Oh hell yes. You, my new friend, are officially my favorite person.

Yeah, we have lots of fun. It started out with like two of is and now we have to take a whole van to take all the kids. Fixing to just put in for a school bus.

[felicahardy-suggests]

I also have his driver's license. We're gonna wait for him to realize that one.

*laughs* Oh yes. That would be a great idea. You can decorate it!

[felicahardy-suggests]

*knocks on @clintbarton-suggestions 's window*

[clintbarton-suggestions]

*Opens the window*

If you're gonna kill me, please do it quickly. I've taken four doses of Nyquil and my body feels like someone ran me over. I'm ready to go. It's my time.

[felicahardy-suggests]

That's a no go, Hawkguy. I know Romanoff, she's cool. I'm not gonna.

*crawls in, points to the empty bed beside him* I know Romanoff is gone so she cant yell at you for being irresponsible. I gotta question.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Damn. I was really ready. And went on a mission, got hit by a truck, laid there, got up after about 15 minutes, finished the job, had to go somewhere else, got beaten about four times, then finally came home after being home for two or three months, can't remember, wanted to sleep, took some Nyquil about four times cause it wouldn't work, and here we are.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Is your wife aware of your condition? Are you in any state to take care of your infant kids?

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I haven't been home for very long. She's been gone since before I got home, and I think someone is babysitting them last I heard. I'm picking them up tomorrow. I can't think straight.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Then nevermind my question. I'll not bug you. Romanoff left a note on the fridge, just so ya know. Explains where she is.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I haven't read it yet. No she isn't aware of my condition cause she'd rush home and I don't want that.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Good. *nods*

She was complaining to me about a mission in DC. You werent back, so she's partnered with another guy. Brock???? Rum-something or other? Ring a bell?

I realize I havent introduced myself. I'm Felicia, I've been house sitting.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

... Rumlow. I hate him. He knows I won't heasitate to kill him of he even looks at her in a way I don't like. Which, for him, is every way he looks at her.

Well, I'm the resident bird in the house, also known as the human punching bag for all the baddies out there.

*holds his hand out to shake hers*

[felicahardy-suggests]

Wow, that's intense. He must be shitty.

Normally a college student, but at night I'm some form of a vigilante.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I don't like him at all...

And ooooh, funsies. We love a good vigilante around here.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*nods* How come?

Yeah. I used to have like a thing with your nephew Peter. It was a while back.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Old stuff. He just sets me off. I can't really explain and currently can't remember why I don't like him.

Oh? OOOOOOHHHH, I know now. I never had the pleasure of meeting you, but did have some info from Peter. That boy is gonna drive me crazy.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Hm...I see. Romanoff was telling me about her feelings on him, I definitely got an ear full. One person she hates with a passion, so I've heard.

*giggles* Yeah, hes a sweet kid. He really looks up to you and his dad.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Very much so.

And I love him to death.

[felicahardy-suggests]

She said, if I remember correctly, "If I could, I'd scoop out his eyeballs with spoons and twist his balls one by one, but it probably wouldnt hurt seeing how f****** small they are".

He says you're really cool.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

*smiles* That's my girl. She should try it anyway. Small Dicklow needs at least one good asswhooping by someone.

We go out for waffles. We have weekly waffle trips for the kids and Uncle Clint. You should join sometime. All my nieces and nephews are quite fun.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*laughs* Oh....after Natasha told me that, I did some, ahem, Felicia buisness. *nods* Definitely has a small dick...and as far as he knows, I'm pregnant. *winks*

Now that sounds like a great time. I'd love to come!

[felicahardy-suggests]

*knocks on @clintbarton-suggestions 's window*

[clintbarton-suggestions]

*Opens the window*

If you're gonna kill me, please do it quickly. I've taken four doses of Nyquil and my body feels like someone ran me over. I'm ready to go. It's my time.

[felicahardy-suggests]

That's a no go, Hawkguy. I know Romanoff, she's cool. I'm not gonna.

*crawls in, points to the empty bed beside him* I know Romanoff is gone so she cant yell at you for being irresponsible. I gotta question.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Damn. I was really ready. And went on a mission, got hit by a truck, laid there, got up after about 15 minutes, finished the job, had to go somewhere else, got beaten about four times, then finally came home after being home for two or three months, can't remember, wanted to sleep, took some Nyquil about four times cause it wouldn't work, and here we are.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Is your wife aware of your condition? Are you in any state to take care of your infant kids?

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I haven't been home for very long. She's been gone since before I got home, and I think someone is babysitting them last I heard. I'm picking them up tomorrow. I can't think straight.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Then nevermind my question. I'll not bug you. Romanoff left a note on the fridge, just so ya know. Explains where she is.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I haven't read it yet. No she isn't aware of my condition cause she'd rush home and I don't want that.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Good. *nods*

She was complaining to me about a mission in DC. You werent back, so she's partnered with another guy. Brock???? Rum-something or other? Ring a bell?

I realize I havent introduced myself. I'm Felicia, I've been house sitting.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

... Rumlow. I hate him. He knows I won't heasitate to kill him of he even looks at her in a way I don't like. Which, for him, is every way he looks at her.

Well, I'm the resident bird in the house, also known as the human punching bag for all the baddies out there.

*holds his hand out to shake hers*

[felicahardy-suggests]

Wow, that's intense. He must be shitty.

Normally a college student, but at night I'm some form of a vigilante.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

I don't like him at all...

And ooooh, funsies. We love a good vigilante around here.

[felicahardy-suggests]

*nods* How come?

Yeah. I used to have like a thing with your nephew Peter. It was a while back.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Old stuff. He just sets me off. I can't really explain and currently can't remember why I don't like him.

Oh? OOOOOOHHHH, I know now. I never had the pleasure of meeting you, but did have some info from Peter. That boy is gonna drive me crazy.

[felicahardy-suggests]

Hm...I see. Romanoff was telling me about her feelings on him, I definitely got an ear full. One person she hates with a passion, so I've heard.

*giggles* Yeah, hes a sweet kid. He really looks up to you and his dad.

[clintbarton-suggestions]

Very much so.

And I love him to death.

[felicahardy-suggests]

She said, if I remember correctly, "If I could, I'd scoop out his eyeballs with spoons and twist his balls one by one, but it probably wouldnt hurt seeing how f****** small they are".

He says you're really cool.