incorrect percy jackson

incorrect quotes from the olympians, including our favourite (checks notes) peter p. johnson!

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Percy Jackson | Soldier, Poet, King

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percy jackson being a comedy (1x03)

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Annabeth: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

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Percy: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Percy: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?  Grover: *chugs entire bottle*  Grover: It’s perfume.

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Annabeth: Don't stay up all night, Grover. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Percy: Okay, help me please! Mr. D: Got two words for you. Percy: I bet they won't be helpful. Mr. D: Your problem. Percy: I was right

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Percy: Can I ask you for a favor? Grover: I would literally die for you, but continue. Percy: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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Percy: So are we flirting right now? Annabeth: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Percy: That doesn’t answer my question

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Grover: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Percy: Oh, you’ve been? Grover: Once. In Monopoly.

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Grover: I am the most responsible person in the group.  Annabeth: …You just set the kitchen on fire. Grover: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Percy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Mr. D: You're like 15 years old Percy: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Grover, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Annabeth: You did WHAT–  Percy: William Snakepeare

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Annabeth: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Percy: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Annabeth: Stop.