#mr. d

[khr-gilded-cage]

"Glory to Athena"

"Honor to Apollo"

Drugs to Dionysius. He needs them

[pjosource]

Someone's dead. Percy Jackson and the Olympians - S02E02

[uselessnbee]

you know i think it would be absolutely hilarious if after some time Percy would get so fed up by Mr. D never calling him by his actual name so Percy would just decide to do the exact same thing to him and start calling him anything but Mr. D/Dionysus

like mr. D would be like "Hey Peter Johnson" and Percy would turn around and with a straight face be like " yes, Dave?" and everyone else is just watching horrified like wtf Percy? do you want to be turned into a cockroach????

or Percy would be talking with someone and be like " Derek told me-"

" who..?"

"you know our camp director? god of wine and all that?"

"......you mean mr. D./Dionysus "

"yeah Dylan...so anyways he told me-"

and then it would become this thing between Percy and Mr. D where they would always try to come up with the most stupid and outrageous wrong names to annoy each other as much as they possibly can

everyone is horrified at Percy and just waiting for Dionysus to smite him but Percy and Mr. D are secretely having a fucking blast

[moonminho]

[correctmeifimwrongplease]

Mr. D singing is a highlight in episode 8 for two reasons. 1. The song joking about the insanity of his family tree (both sides)

2. Most importantly he’s singing to mainly the young campers that look less than 12. They’re the ones physically closet to him and he’s seems to be having fun singing with them.

I just love “Dionysus actually cares about the campers” because it makes sense. He used to be demigod- the you can hate it here but I hated it first line in the musical just hits- and they seem to be going for it in the show.

unrelated but I love the Thaluke they gave us too.

[mydairpercabeth]

Dionysus immediately gaslighting Percy into thinking hes Percy’s dad THE SHOW IS SO GOOD

also whoever cast Jason Mantzoukas i wanna kiss you on the forehead

[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

So he met Percy who's just this kid and immediately in no particular order-

Called him by the wrong name

Pretended to be his father while this kid is in absolutely emotional instability after losing his loving mother and in a turmoil over kicking his absentee dad's ass

Wrong name. Again.

Tried to dupe him into breaking the laws set by Zeus because demigods can exploit the loopholes of the gameboard that gods can't

(Still pretending to be his dad btw)

(Still wrong name)

Insisted he take on the quest

Said 'who's Sally Jackson?' 🤷🏻‍♂️ (the absolute slander I swear)

Pretended he's chill and relaxed and laid back

The glint in his eyes when he 'advises' Grover to get over his theories about Sally's assumed death

He's a god. An Olympian. Even trapped by Zeus' laws, even laid back and sipping diet coke. He's a god and barely any better than any of the others.

The fucking switch in his attitude when he gets the glint in his eyes that reminds you he's the fucking God of Madness

Calls Chiron a spoilsport

They couldn't have chosen a better Mr D