Pete!!!

[Pete Spankoffski (Hatchetfield) Rp account!]

[petey-spankoffski]

Intro post! :]

Uhh hi! My names Peter- Peter Spankoffski (i know, it's Polish, I've heard all the jokes before..) I'm 18, Bisexual, He/Him (? Maybe subject to change I dunno)

Uhh what else- student at Hatchetfield High. I live with my brother Ted- he's on here too, actually :] so are some of my friends!!

Okay- about me- uhhm- I like Star Wars, gaming, comics, science, space- basically I'm a huge fuckin' Nerd.

Send asks, if you want- I'll answer any! But uh- yeah, remember I'm only 18. Thanks for reading!! :]]]

Admin here! You can call me Pete too! Or grace :3 They/She for me pretty please, and im a minoorr!!! Send any asks though!!

[petey-spankoffski]

[There was a knock on the door in that ever-familiar pattern that Peter and Richie had developed over the years. Richie was stood, bouncing on his heels and playing with the straps of his backpack.

He always had stuff for a sleepover when he went to Petes, very often he would stay over- and secretly, having showered and made somewhat of an effort, he hoped he'd be staying that night too.]

Peeterrrr...

- @lipschitz-richie

Hey man!!

[Peter had been waiting (slightly creepily) by the door for around 10 minutes, waiting for Richie to get to his house, he'd been eagerly preparing everything to try and make it perfect for him. Pete pulled him in for a hug, tugging him inside and dragging him upstairs]

How are you?

[lipschitz-richie]

Richieee! Come round my place in 10, got a surprise for you :-]

@petey-spankoffski

Oh!!!! Awesome okay yeah great- does it gotta be 10? can we push it to 20? I'm more greasy than even I can tolerate.. :(

[petey-spankoffski]

Yknow I don't care about that crapp, but eh, yeah, sure!!

[lipschitz-richie]

OKAY I'll be around nowwww petey :)

[petey-spankoffski]

YAY :-]

[lipschitz-richie]

Richieee! Come round my place in 10, got a surprise for you :-]

@petey-spankoffski

Oh!!!! Awesome okay yeah great- does it gotta be 10? can we push it to 20? I'm more greasy than even I can tolerate.. :(

[petey-spankoffski]

Yknow I don't care about that crapp, but eh, yeah, sure!!

[0peratorr]

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[petey-spankoffski]

oh hey, Pete right. I think I was in astronomy class with you a few years back, I was a senior and you were a softmore? It’s been a hot minute how are you? @spiderweb-prophet

Oh- hey Basil!! Yeah, it's been a lil while, I'm good. How are you? :]

[spiderweb-prophet]

I’m good! Just been trying to make ends meet with college and everything but it’s going good so far, I heard around you’re getting sent to the stupid woods camp this summer, that sucks. I went there a couple years back, I’d be careful though. It’s kinda iffy :/

[petey-spankoffski]

Oh yeah- how is college? And yeah- ugh, I don't wanna go, but my brothers makin' me. Iffy how-?

[spiderweb-prophet]

College is good I’m studying physics and astronomy but I’m still trying to choose my major. And it’s kinda iffy well because… I almost kinda died there 3-ish years ago. There was like this creepy guy in the woods with an axe, and I’m pretty sure no one would have noticed if I actually had been axed because so much random stuff happens there.

[petey-spankoffski]

That's really cool!!

And- what?? No- there's no way- That's- fuckin' crazy. There's no way in hell I'm going now, I don't care what Ted says.

[spiderweb-prophet]

Ya I wouldn’t go if I was you. I’m actually surprised Grace even still goes there considering she saw me get attacked the first time…

Do you got time before you go where ever your going? (sorry I kinda stopped you in the middle of the street.) My shifts about to start and you can come into the diner to chat if you want? I’ve got a discount on pie and Miss. Halloway really nice.

[petey-spankoffski]

She did? That's- yeah. Okay, I'm not going.

And uhh- y'know what, sure! I love Miss Holloway's, I got time, I'll come with!

[that-bookworm-bitch]

Cool Beans

[ the woman smiles and starts to approach the diner that was just starting to be opened up before calling out to the empty space]

Hey Miss. Halloway! I brought one of the kids from my old school to eat pie! [ she turns to Pete and smiles welcoming him into the diner]

[petey-spankoffski]

[He entered the diner, awkwardly smiling back and taking a seat. He hadn't been over in a while- but used to come regularly with his friends]

Hi-

[petey-spankoffski]

oh hey, Pete right. I think I was in astronomy class with you a few years back, I was a senior and you were a softmore? It’s been a hot minute how are you? @spiderweb-prophet

Oh- hey Basil!! Yeah, it's been a lil while, I'm good. How are you? :]

[spiderweb-prophet]

I’m good! Just been trying to make ends meet with college and everything but it’s going good so far, I heard around you’re getting sent to the stupid woods camp this summer, that sucks. I went there a couple years back, I’d be careful though. It’s kinda iffy :/

[petey-spankoffski]

Oh yeah- how is college? And yeah- ugh, I don't wanna go, but my brothers makin' me. Iffy how-?

[spiderweb-prophet]

College is good I’m studying physics and astronomy but I’m still trying to choose my major. And it’s kinda iffy well because… I almost kinda died there 3-ish years ago. There was like this creepy guy in the woods with an axe, and I’m pretty sure no one would have noticed if I actually had been axed because so much random stuff happens there.

[petey-spankoffski]

That's really cool!!

And- what?? No- there's no way- That's- fuckin' crazy. There's no way in hell I'm going now, I don't care what Ted says.

[spiderweb-prophet]

Ya I wouldn’t go if I was you. I’m actually surprised Grace even still goes there considering she saw me get attacked the first time…

Do you got time before you go where ever your going? (sorry I kinda stopped you in the middle of the street.) My shifts about to start and you can come into the diner to chat if you want? I’ve got a discount on pie and Miss. Halloway really nice.

[petey-spankoffski]

She did? That's- yeah. Okay, I'm not going.

And uhh- y'know what, sure! I love Miss Holloway's, I got time, I'll come with!

[petey-spankoffski]

oh hey, Pete right. I think I was in astronomy class with you a few years back, I was a senior and you were a softmore? It’s been a hot minute how are you? @spiderweb-prophet

Oh- hey Basil!! Yeah, it's been a lil while, I'm good. How are you? :]

[spiderweb-prophet]

I’m good! Just been trying to make ends meet with college and everything but it’s going good so far, I heard around you’re getting sent to the stupid woods camp this summer, that sucks. I went there a couple years back, I’d be careful though. It’s kinda iffy :/

[petey-spankoffski]

Oh yeah- how is college? And yeah- ugh, I don't wanna go, but my brothers makin' me. Iffy how-?

[spiderweb-prophet]

College is good I’m studying physics and astronomy but I’m still trying to choose my major. And it’s kinda iffy well because… I almost kinda died there 3-ish years ago. There was like this creepy guy in the woods with an axe, and I’m pretty sure no one would have noticed if I actually had been axed because so much random stuff happens there.

[petey-spankoffski]

That's really cool!!

And- what?? No- there's no way- That's- fuckin' crazy. There's no way in hell I'm going now, I don't care what Ted says.

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Pete had been at sleepovers for the last couple of days. It wasn't unusual for him to stay out for a while- he always let his brother know where he was, so it was fine. Today, he was finally home. He'd expected the usual jabs and teasing from Ted the second he walked into their apartment but- nothing. It was silent.]

Ted? I'm hooooome!

@petey-spankoffski

[Ted was passed out on the couch- a few bottles around him and some shitty movie playing on the TV. He usually got like this when he was alone, but he always tried to not let his brother see. When he heard Petey calling out, he woke up with a start, trying to clear everything up while still half asleep]

Hey- I'm in here dude!

[He tried to sound casual, but his voice cracked a little]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter wasn't naive to the fact that his brother had- a little bit of a problem. Still, it was something that went unsaid between them, so he never thought to bring it up. Some part of him felt a little guilty for leaving, another part felt angry at his brother for drinking. Mostly, though, he was just glad to be home. He pretended not to notice the mess that was the living room as he came in and got a good look at Ted. He looked, for want of a better word, like shit.]

Hey, I picked up some stuff from the grocery store on my way back-

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Cleaning up proved to be futile, so he just threw a blanket over the mess he'd made in an attempt to hide it until later. Ted stood up, ignoring the pounding in his head, and walked past his brother into the kitchen, ruffling his hair as he went. Pete was taller than him, now, so he had to reach up a little to do so. But his brother never stopped being little to him, no matter how big or responsible he got]

Ah you didn't have t' do that, Petey. How was uh- Richies? Were you stayin' with him?

[It was a safe bet, the two teens were always hanging with eachother. Ted made himself a glass of water as he talked, wanting to get rid of the dryness in his mouth]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Like always, Pete followed behind his brother. He began unpacking the few groceries he'd bought and putting them away. A familiar routine, as he was usually the one to get them these days. He liked keeping his hands busy, and it was a good excuse to keep his back turned as he spoke.]

Uh- well. I did stay with Rich yesterday, he says hi, but uhh-

[He was again grateful for the fact that Ted couldn't see his face, because Peter was sure that he was an embarrassing shade of red]

Before that- iwasatstephs

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted choked on his drink a little, immediately spinning around to stare at his brother in shock, and a little bit in awe.]

No fuckin' way-

[He immediately beelined over to Peter, trying to get him to look at him. There were so many things to tease him about- but also Ted was a little proud. They really do grow up fast]

Dude, I put the condom in y'r bag as a joke. She let you spend the night???

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter let out a groan of embarrassment, still refusing to turn around, trying to act as casual as possible as he kept unpacking]

It wasn't like that!!! Shes-

[He thought for a minute, could he technically call Steph his friend now? He definitely wanted to, but social rules and standards were forever a mystery to him. Growing up, he'd always thought of Ted as an expert on that sort of stuff. But as he'd gotten older, he'd realised that his brother was just as clueless as he was- he just covered it up better.]

A friend? I think? I'm tutoring her, I dunno, she just let me crash cause it was late!

[teddy-time-bastard]

Oh you're tutoring her, eh?

[Ted wiggled his eyebrows, grinning to himself. When there was no reaction, he rolled his eyes and walked away]

Ahh watch some porn, you'll see. Seriously though, you're stayin' over with the mayor's daughter? I'm proud dude. Is their house fuckin' huge? I bet it is. Lauters really gotta do some compensating for that needle dick-

[petey-spankoffski]

[This was the thing that finally got Peter to turn around. He ignored the sleazy comment and instead looked at Ted, his jaw dropped in horror.]

Why does it sound like you're speaking from experience. Why do you know the size of the mayor's dick?

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted smirked, folding his arms and shrugging as he walked away]

A gentleman never tells, dude!

[While Pete was still in the kitchen, he took the opportunity to clean up a little behind his back. He winced a little as his head throbbed, but he kept up the confident front.]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Pete stalled a little, knowing what Ted was doing, but wanting to give him the time to clean up. Him getting drunk was a little frustrating- but at least he was considerate enough to try and hide it]

I don't know why I'm shocked, it'd be easier to name all the people you haven't fucked yet

[He called from inside the kitchen, making the decision to throw out some of the bottles they had in the fridge while Ted wasn't there to stop him]

[teddy-time-bastard]

[That got a genuine surprised laugh from Ted- it was true, to be fair, but he didn't expect his kid brother to be talking about it]

Hey, just cause I have game and you dont

[He scoffed, successfully managing to hide most of the remnants of the previous night]

Whatever. You want takeout? I don't wanna cook, it's too late

[Ted flopped onto the couch, looking over his shoulder and into the kitchen, an eyebrow raised in question]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Pete nodded, coming into the room to sit on the couch next to Ted. They may have a huge gap in age, but they were still able to be comfortable with eachother- to relax.]

Yeah, sounds good to me. You can't cook for shit anyways

[He teased, stealing the remote and going to put a better movie on]

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted rolled his eyes, but allowed Pete to choose the film. He still felt a bit guilty, even if neither of them had said a word]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Pizza?

[He was already putting in both of their usual orders on his phone]

[petey-spankoffski]

Pizzas good

[Pete nodded, getting properly comfy on the couch, throwing a blanket over himself and finally deciding to put on Star Wars. He also inched just a little closer to his brother, just slightly, trying to resist the temptation to curl up on him like he had done when he was little]

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted rolled his eyes, throwing an arm around petes shoulder, and groaning in annoyance at the film]

Ugh, again? And cmon dude- what, you think you're too cool for me just cause you're fuckin' the mayor's daughter?

[He was teasing, mostly. There was always that sort of- lingering fear, with petey. Ted knew he was gonna be the one to grow up and get out one day, he'd always known that. But that day was getting closer and closer- it felt like 2 seconds ago that his baby brother had been nothing more than that, a baby.]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Pete made a noise of protest, but quickly settled down into Ted's side. Secretly- he kind of enjoyed being treated like a kid still by his brother. Only sometimes, of course- but it was nice. Ted had always been there for him, always. It was nice to have that reassurance.]

We aren't!! Don't be gross. And yes, again, it's a classic!

[petey-spankoffski]

oh hey, Pete right. I think I was in astronomy class with you a few years back, I was a senior and you were a softmore? It’s been a hot minute how are you? @spiderweb-prophet

Oh- hey Basil!! Yeah, it's been a lil while, I'm good. How are you? :]

[spiderweb-prophet]

I’m good! Just been trying to make ends meet with college and everything but it’s going good so far, I heard around you’re getting sent to the stupid woods camp this summer, that sucks. I went there a couple years back, I’d be careful though. It’s kinda iffy :/

[petey-spankoffski]

Oh yeah- how is college? And yeah- ugh, I don't wanna go, but my brothers makin' me. Iffy how-?

[petey-spankoffski]

oh hey, Pete right. I think I was in astronomy class with you a few years back, I was a senior and you were a softmore? It’s been a hot minute how are you? @spiderweb-prophet

Oh- hey Basil!! Yeah, it's been a lil while, I'm good. How are you? :]

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Pete had been at sleepovers for the last couple of days. It wasn't unusual for him to stay out for a while- he always let his brother know where he was, so it was fine. Today, he was finally home. He'd expected the usual jabs and teasing from Ted the second he walked into their apartment but- nothing. It was silent.]

Ted? I'm hooooome!

@petey-spankoffski

[Ted was passed out on the couch- a few bottles around him and some shitty movie playing on the TV. He usually got like this when he was alone, but he always tried to not let his brother see. When he heard Petey calling out, he woke up with a start, trying to clear everything up while still half asleep]

Hey- I'm in here dude!

[He tried to sound casual, but his voice cracked a little]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter wasn't naive to the fact that his brother had- a little bit of a problem. Still, it was something that went unsaid between them, so he never thought to bring it up. Some part of him felt a little guilty for leaving, another part felt angry at his brother for drinking. Mostly, though, he was just glad to be home. He pretended not to notice the mess that was the living room as he came in and got a good look at Ted. He looked, for want of a better word, like shit.]

Hey, I picked up some stuff from the grocery store on my way back-

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Cleaning up proved to be futile, so he just threw a blanket over the mess he'd made in an attempt to hide it until later. Ted stood up, ignoring the pounding in his head, and walked past his brother into the kitchen, ruffling his hair as he went. Pete was taller than him, now, so he had to reach up a little to do so. But his brother never stopped being little to him, no matter how big or responsible he got]

Ah you didn't have t' do that, Petey. How was uh- Richies? Were you stayin' with him?

[It was a safe bet, the two teens were always hanging with eachother. Ted made himself a glass of water as he talked, wanting to get rid of the dryness in his mouth]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Like always, Pete followed behind his brother. He began unpacking the few groceries he'd bought and putting them away. A familiar routine, as he was usually the one to get them these days. He liked keeping his hands busy, and it was a good excuse to keep his back turned as he spoke.]

Uh- well. I did stay with Rich yesterday, he says hi, but uhh-

[He was again grateful for the fact that Ted couldn't see his face, because Peter was sure that he was an embarrassing shade of red]

Before that- iwasatstephs

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted choked on his drink a little, immediately spinning around to stare at his brother in shock, and a little bit in awe.]

No fuckin' way-

[He immediately beelined over to Peter, trying to get him to look at him. There were so many things to tease him about- but also Ted was a little proud. They really do grow up fast]

Dude, I put the condom in y'r bag as a joke. She let you spend the night???

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter let out a groan of embarrassment, still refusing to turn around, trying to act as casual as possible as he kept unpacking]

It wasn't like that!!! Shes-

[He thought for a minute, could he technically call Steph his friend now? He definitely wanted to, but social rules and standards were forever a mystery to him. Growing up, he'd always thought of Ted as an expert on that sort of stuff. But as he'd gotten older, he'd realised that his brother was just as clueless as he was- he just covered it up better.]

A friend? I think? I'm tutoring her, I dunno, she just let me crash cause it was late!

[teddy-time-bastard]

Oh you're tutoring her, eh?

[Ted wiggled his eyebrows, grinning to himself. When there was no reaction, he rolled his eyes and walked away]

Ahh watch some porn, you'll see. Seriously though, you're stayin' over with the mayor's daughter? I'm proud dude. Is their house fuckin' huge? I bet it is. Lauters really gotta do some compensating for that needle dick-

[petey-spankoffski]

[This was the thing that finally got Peter to turn around. He ignored the sleazy comment and instead looked at Ted, his jaw dropped in horror.]

Why does it sound like you're speaking from experience. Why do you know the size of the mayor's dick?

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted smirked, folding his arms and shrugging as he walked away]

A gentleman never tells, dude!

[While Pete was still in the kitchen, he took the opportunity to clean up a little behind his back. He winced a little as his head throbbed, but he kept up the confident front.]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Pete stalled a little, knowing what Ted was doing, but wanting to give him the time to clean up. Him getting drunk was a little frustrating- but at least he was considerate enough to try and hide it]

I don't know why I'm shocked, it'd be easier to name all the people you haven't fucked yet

[He called from inside the kitchen, making the decision to throw out some of the bottles they had in the fridge while Ted wasn't there to stop him]

[teddy-time-bastard]

[That got a genuine surprised laugh from Ted- it was true, to be fair, but he didn't expect his kid brother to be talking about it]

Hey, just cause I have game and you dont

[He scoffed, successfully managing to hide most of the remnants of the previous night]

Whatever. You want takeout? I don't wanna cook, it's too late

[Ted flopped onto the couch, looking over his shoulder and into the kitchen, an eyebrow raised in question]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Pete nodded, coming into the room to sit on the couch next to Ted. They may have a huge gap in age, but they were still able to be comfortable with eachother- to relax.]

Yeah, sounds good to me. You can't cook for shit anyways

[He teased, stealing the remote and going to put a better movie on]

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted rolled his eyes, but allowed Pete to choose the film. He still felt a bit guilty, even if neither of them had said a word]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Pizza?

[He was already putting in both of their usual orders on his phone]

[petey-spankoffski]

Pizzas good

[Pete nodded, getting properly comfy on the couch, throwing a blanket over himself and finally deciding to put on Star Wars. He also inched just a little closer to his brother, just slightly, trying to resist the temptation to curl up on him like he had done when he was little]

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Pete had been at sleepovers for the last couple of days. It wasn't unusual for him to stay out for a while- he always let his brother know where he was, so it was fine. Today, he was finally home. He'd expected the usual jabs and teasing from Ted the second he walked into their apartment but- nothing. It was silent.]

Ted? I'm hooooome!

@petey-spankoffski

[Ted was passed out on the couch- a few bottles around him and some shitty movie playing on the TV. He usually got like this when he was alone, but he always tried to not let his brother see. When he heard Petey calling out, he woke up with a start, trying to clear everything up while still half asleep]

Hey- I'm in here dude!

[He tried to sound casual, but his voice cracked a little]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter wasn't naive to the fact that his brother had- a little bit of a problem. Still, it was something that went unsaid between them, so he never thought to bring it up. Some part of him felt a little guilty for leaving, another part felt angry at his brother for drinking. Mostly, though, he was just glad to be home. He pretended not to notice the mess that was the living room as he came in and got a good look at Ted. He looked, for want of a better word, like shit.]

Hey, I picked up some stuff from the grocery store on my way back-

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Cleaning up proved to be futile, so he just threw a blanket over the mess he'd made in an attempt to hide it until later. Ted stood up, ignoring the pounding in his head, and walked past his brother into the kitchen, ruffling his hair as he went. Pete was taller than him, now, so he had to reach up a little to do so. But his brother never stopped being little to him, no matter how big or responsible he got]

Ah you didn't have t' do that, Petey. How was uh- Richies? Were you stayin' with him?

[It was a safe bet, the two teens were always hanging with eachother. Ted made himself a glass of water as he talked, wanting to get rid of the dryness in his mouth]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Like always, Pete followed behind his brother. He began unpacking the few groceries he'd bought and putting them away. A familiar routine, as he was usually the one to get them these days. He liked keeping his hands busy, and it was a good excuse to keep his back turned as he spoke.]

Uh- well. I did stay with Rich yesterday, he says hi, but uhh-

[He was again grateful for the fact that Ted couldn't see his face, because Peter was sure that he was an embarrassing shade of red]

Before that- iwasatstephs

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted choked on his drink a little, immediately spinning around to stare at his brother in shock, and a little bit in awe.]

No fuckin' way-

[He immediately beelined over to Peter, trying to get him to look at him. There were so many things to tease him about- but also Ted was a little proud. They really do grow up fast]

Dude, I put the condom in y'r bag as a joke. She let you spend the night???

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter let out a groan of embarrassment, still refusing to turn around, trying to act as casual as possible as he kept unpacking]

It wasn't like that!!! Shes-

[He thought for a minute, could he technically call Steph his friend now? He definitely wanted to, but social rules and standards were forever a mystery to him. Growing up, he'd always thought of Ted as an expert on that sort of stuff. But as he'd gotten older, he'd realised that his brother was just as clueless as he was- he just covered it up better.]

A friend? I think? I'm tutoring her, I dunno, she just let me crash cause it was late!

[teddy-time-bastard]

Oh you're tutoring her, eh?

[Ted wiggled his eyebrows, grinning to himself. When there was no reaction, he rolled his eyes and walked away]

Ahh watch some porn, you'll see. Seriously though, you're stayin' over with the mayor's daughter? I'm proud dude. Is their house fuckin' huge? I bet it is. Lauters really gotta do some compensating for that needle dick-

[petey-spankoffski]

[This was the thing that finally got Peter to turn around. He ignored the sleazy comment and instead looked at Ted, his jaw dropped in horror.]

Why does it sound like you're speaking from experience. Why do you know the size of the mayor's dick?

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted smirked, folding his arms and shrugging as he walked away]

A gentleman never tells, dude!

[While Pete was still in the kitchen, he took the opportunity to clean up a little behind his back. He winced a little as his head throbbed, but he kept up the confident front.]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Pete stalled a little, knowing what Ted was doing, but wanting to give him the time to clean up. Him getting drunk was a little frustrating- but at least he was considerate enough to try and hide it]

I don't know why I'm shocked, it'd be easier to name all the people you haven't fucked yet

[He called from inside the kitchen, making the decision to throw out some of the bottles they had in the fridge while Ted wasn't there to stop him]

[teddy-time-bastard]

[That got a genuine surprised laugh from Ted- it was true, to be fair, but he didn't expect his kid brother to be talking about it]

Hey, just cause I have game and you dont

[He scoffed, successfully managing to hide most of the remnants of the previous night]

Whatever. You want takeout? I don't wanna cook, it's too late

[Ted flopped onto the couch, looking over his shoulder and into the kitchen, an eyebrow raised in question]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Pete nodded, coming into the room to sit on the couch next to Ted. They may have a huge gap in age, but they were still able to be comfortable with eachother- to relax.]

Yeah, sounds good to me. You can't cook for shit anyways

[He teased, stealing the remote and going to put a better movie on]

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Pete had been at sleepovers for the last couple of days. It wasn't unusual for him to stay out for a while- he always let his brother know where he was, so it was fine. Today, he was finally home. He'd expected the usual jabs and teasing from Ted the second he walked into their apartment but- nothing. It was silent.]

Ted? I'm hooooome!

@petey-spankoffski

[Ted was passed out on the couch- a few bottles around him and some shitty movie playing on the TV. He usually got like this when he was alone, but he always tried to not let his brother see. When he heard Petey calling out, he woke up with a start, trying to clear everything up while still half asleep]

Hey- I'm in here dude!

[He tried to sound casual, but his voice cracked a little]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter wasn't naive to the fact that his brother had- a little bit of a problem. Still, it was something that went unsaid between them, so he never thought to bring it up. Some part of him felt a little guilty for leaving, another part felt angry at his brother for drinking. Mostly, though, he was just glad to be home. He pretended not to notice the mess that was the living room as he came in and got a good look at Ted. He looked, for want of a better word, like shit.]

Hey, I picked up some stuff from the grocery store on my way back-

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Cleaning up proved to be futile, so he just threw a blanket over the mess he'd made in an attempt to hide it until later. Ted stood up, ignoring the pounding in his head, and walked past his brother into the kitchen, ruffling his hair as he went. Pete was taller than him, now, so he had to reach up a little to do so. But his brother never stopped being little to him, no matter how big or responsible he got]

Ah you didn't have t' do that, Petey. How was uh- Richies? Were you stayin' with him?

[It was a safe bet, the two teens were always hanging with eachother. Ted made himself a glass of water as he talked, wanting to get rid of the dryness in his mouth]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Like always, Pete followed behind his brother. He began unpacking the few groceries he'd bought and putting them away. A familiar routine, as he was usually the one to get them these days. He liked keeping his hands busy, and it was a good excuse to keep his back turned as he spoke.]

Uh- well. I did stay with Rich yesterday, he says hi, but uhh-

[He was again grateful for the fact that Ted couldn't see his face, because Peter was sure that he was an embarrassing shade of red]

Before that- iwasatstephs

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted choked on his drink a little, immediately spinning around to stare at his brother in shock, and a little bit in awe.]

No fuckin' way-

[He immediately beelined over to Peter, trying to get him to look at him. There were so many things to tease him about- but also Ted was a little proud. They really do grow up fast]

Dude, I put the condom in y'r bag as a joke. She let you spend the night???

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter let out a groan of embarrassment, still refusing to turn around, trying to act as casual as possible as he kept unpacking]

It wasn't like that!!! Shes-

[He thought for a minute, could he technically call Steph his friend now? He definitely wanted to, but social rules and standards were forever a mystery to him. Growing up, he'd always thought of Ted as an expert on that sort of stuff. But as he'd gotten older, he'd realised that his brother was just as clueless as he was- he just covered it up better.]

A friend? I think? I'm tutoring her, I dunno, she just let me crash cause it was late!

[teddy-time-bastard]

Oh you're tutoring her, eh?

[Ted wiggled his eyebrows, grinning to himself. When there was no reaction, he rolled his eyes and walked away]

Ahh watch some porn, you'll see. Seriously though, you're stayin' over with the mayor's daughter? I'm proud dude. Is their house fuckin' huge? I bet it is. Lauters really gotta do some compensating for that needle dick-

[petey-spankoffski]

[This was the thing that finally got Peter to turn around. He ignored the sleazy comment and instead looked at Ted, his jaw dropped in horror.]

Why does it sound like you're speaking from experience. Why do you know the size of the mayor's dick?

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted smirked, folding his arms and shrugging as he walked away]

A gentleman never tells, dude!

[While Pete was still in the kitchen, he took the opportunity to clean up a little behind his back. He winced a little as his head throbbed, but he kept up the confident front.]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Pete stalled a little, knowing what Ted was doing, but wanting to give him the time to clean up. Him getting drunk was a little frustrating- but at least he was considerate enough to try and hide it]

I don't know why I'm shocked, it'd be easier to name all the people you haven't fucked yet

[He called from inside the kitchen, making the decision to throw out some of the bottles they had in the fridge while Ted wasn't there to stop him]

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Pete had been at sleepovers for the last couple of days. It wasn't unusual for him to stay out for a while- he always let his brother know where he was, so it was fine. Today, he was finally home. He'd expected the usual jabs and teasing from Ted the second he walked into their apartment but- nothing. It was silent.]

Ted? I'm hooooome!

@petey-spankoffski

[Ted was passed out on the couch- a few bottles around him and some shitty movie playing on the TV. He usually got like this when he was alone, but he always tried to not let his brother see. When he heard Petey calling out, he woke up with a start, trying to clear everything up while still half asleep]

Hey- I'm in here dude!

[He tried to sound casual, but his voice cracked a little]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter wasn't naive to the fact that his brother had- a little bit of a problem. Still, it was something that went unsaid between them, so he never thought to bring it up. Some part of him felt a little guilty for leaving, another part felt angry at his brother for drinking. Mostly, though, he was just glad to be home. He pretended not to notice the mess that was the living room as he came in and got a good look at Ted. He looked, for want of a better word, like shit.]

Hey, I picked up some stuff from the grocery store on my way back-

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Cleaning up proved to be futile, so he just threw a blanket over the mess he'd made in an attempt to hide it until later. Ted stood up, ignoring the pounding in his head, and walked past his brother into the kitchen, ruffling his hair as he went. Pete was taller than him, now, so he had to reach up a little to do so. But his brother never stopped being little to him, no matter how big or responsible he got]

Ah you didn't have t' do that, Petey. How was uh- Richies? Were you stayin' with him?

[It was a safe bet, the two teens were always hanging with eachother. Ted made himself a glass of water as he talked, wanting to get rid of the dryness in his mouth]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Like always, Pete followed behind his brother. He began unpacking the few groceries he'd bought and putting them away. A familiar routine, as he was usually the one to get them these days. He liked keeping his hands busy, and it was a good excuse to keep his back turned as he spoke.]

Uh- well. I did stay with Rich yesterday, he says hi, but uhh-

[He was again grateful for the fact that Ted couldn't see his face, because Peter was sure that he was an embarrassing shade of red]

Before that- iwasatstephs

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted choked on his drink a little, immediately spinning around to stare at his brother in shock, and a little bit in awe.]

No fuckin' way-

[He immediately beelined over to Peter, trying to get him to look at him. There were so many things to tease him about- but also Ted was a little proud. They really do grow up fast]

Dude, I put the condom in y'r bag as a joke. She let you spend the night???

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter let out a groan of embarrassment, still refusing to turn around, trying to act as casual as possible as he kept unpacking]

It wasn't like that!!! Shes-

[He thought for a minute, could he technically call Steph his friend now? He definitely wanted to, but social rules and standards were forever a mystery to him. Growing up, he'd always thought of Ted as an expert on that sort of stuff. But as he'd gotten older, he'd realised that his brother was just as clueless as he was- he just covered it up better.]

A friend? I think? I'm tutoring her, I dunno, she just let me crash cause it was late!

[teddy-time-bastard]

Oh you're tutoring her, eh?

[Ted wiggled his eyebrows, grinning to himself. When there was no reaction, he rolled his eyes and walked away]

Ahh watch some porn, you'll see. Seriously though, you're stayin' over with the mayor's daughter? I'm proud dude. Is their house fuckin' huge? I bet it is. Lauters really gotta do some compensating for that needle dick-

[petey-spankoffski]

[This was the thing that finally got Peter to turn around. He ignored the sleazy comment and instead looked at Ted, his jaw dropped in horror.]

Why does it sound like you're speaking from experience. Why do you know the size of the mayor's dick?

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Pete had been at sleepovers for the last couple of days. It wasn't unusual for him to stay out for a while- he always let his brother know where he was, so it was fine. Today, he was finally home. He'd expected the usual jabs and teasing from Ted the second he walked into their apartment but- nothing. It was silent.]

Ted? I'm hooooome!

@petey-spankoffski

[Ted was passed out on the couch- a few bottles around him and some shitty movie playing on the TV. He usually got like this when he was alone, but he always tried to not let his brother see. When he heard Petey calling out, he woke up with a start, trying to clear everything up while still half asleep]

Hey- I'm in here dude!

[He tried to sound casual, but his voice cracked a little]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter wasn't naive to the fact that his brother had- a little bit of a problem. Still, it was something that went unsaid between them, so he never thought to bring it up. Some part of him felt a little guilty for leaving, another part felt angry at his brother for drinking. Mostly, though, he was just glad to be home. He pretended not to notice the mess that was the living room as he came in and got a good look at Ted. He looked, for want of a better word, like shit.]

Hey, I picked up some stuff from the grocery store on my way back-

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Cleaning up proved to be futile, so he just threw a blanket over the mess he'd made in an attempt to hide it until later. Ted stood up, ignoring the pounding in his head, and walked past his brother into the kitchen, ruffling his hair as he went. Pete was taller than him, now, so he had to reach up a little to do so. But his brother never stopped being little to him, no matter how big or responsible he got]

Ah you didn't have t' do that, Petey. How was uh- Richies? Were you stayin' with him?

[It was a safe bet, the two teens were always hanging with eachother. Ted made himself a glass of water as he talked, wanting to get rid of the dryness in his mouth]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Like always, Pete followed behind his brother. He began unpacking the few groceries he'd bought and putting them away. A familiar routine, as he was usually the one to get them these days. He liked keeping his hands busy, and it was a good excuse to keep his back turned as he spoke.]

Uh- well. I did stay with Rich yesterday, he says hi, but uhh-

[He was again grateful for the fact that Ted couldn't see his face, because Peter was sure that he was an embarrassing shade of red]

Before that- iwasatstephs

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Ted choked on his drink a little, immediately spinning around to stare at his brother in shock, and a little bit in awe.]

No fuckin' way-

[He immediately beelined over to Peter, trying to get him to look at him. There were so many things to tease him about- but also Ted was a little proud. They really do grow up fast]

Dude, I put the condom in y'r bag as a joke. She let you spend the night???

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter let out a groan of embarrassment, still refusing to turn around, trying to act as casual as possible as he kept unpacking]

It wasn't like that!!! Shes-

[He thought for a minute, could he technically call Steph his friend now? He definitely wanted to, but social rules and standards were forever a mystery to him. Growing up, he'd always thought of Ted as an expert on that sort of stuff. But as he'd gotten older, he'd realised that his brother was just as clueless as he was- he just covered it up better.]

A friend? I think? I'm tutoring her, I dunno, she just let me crash cause it was late!

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Pete had been at sleepovers for the last couple of days. It wasn't unusual for him to stay out for a while- he always let his brother know where he was, so it was fine. Today, he was finally home. He'd expected the usual jabs and teasing from Ted the second he walked into their apartment but- nothing. It was silent.]

Ted? I'm hooooome!

@petey-spankoffski

[Ted was passed out on the couch- a few bottles around him and some shitty movie playing on the TV. He usually got like this when he was alone, but he always tried to not let his brother see. When he heard Petey calling out, he woke up with a start, trying to clear everything up while still half asleep]

Hey- I'm in here dude!

[He tried to sound casual, but his voice cracked a little]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Peter wasn't naive to the fact that his brother had- a little bit of a problem. Still, it was something that went unsaid between them, so he never thought to bring it up. Some part of him felt a little guilty for leaving, another part felt angry at his brother for drinking. Mostly, though, he was just glad to be home. He pretended not to notice the mess that was the living room as he came in and got a good look at Ted. He looked, for want of a better word, like shit.]

Hey, I picked up some stuff from the grocery store on my way back-

[teddy-time-bastard]

[Cleaning up proved to be futile, so he just threw a blanket over the mess he'd made in an attempt to hide it until later. Ted stood up, ignoring the pounding in his head, and walked past his brother into the kitchen, ruffling his hair as he went. Pete was taller than him, now, so he had to reach up a little to do so. But his brother never stopped being little to him, no matter how big or responsible he got]

Ah you didn't have t' do that, Petey. How was uh- Richies? Were you stayin' with him?

[It was a safe bet, the two teens were always hanging with eachother. Ted made himself a glass of water as he talked, wanting to get rid of the dryness in his mouth]

[petey-spankoffski]

[Like always, Pete followed behind his brother. He began unpacking the few groceries he'd bought and putting them away. A familiar routine, as he was usually the one to get them these days. He liked keeping his hands busy, and it was a good excuse to keep his back turned as he spoke.]

Uh- well. I did stay with Rich yesterday, he says hi, but uhh-

[He was again grateful for the fact that Ted couldn't see his face, because Peter was sure that he was an embarrassing shade of red]

Before that- iwasatstephs