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I’m not really prepared for Toby to be back in my house in two weeks

These are like lovers to me

#no matter how many times I hit they keep coming back #talkin

Spyro?!

#you little purple fuck I thought you were dead #talkin

ppl complaining that the new god of war is about a woman don’t know that Kratos was getting the strap

#he’s a bottom that’s why in the original series he was so mad #lack of pegging does that to a man #talkin

I know tadc is the meme cringe thing of the year but if you take photos of people cosplaying at the cinema to mock them online you are fucking pathetic. God forbid anyone have fun you goblin

#I was pretty meh on it I’m not seeing it in theatres it has flaws corners of the fanbase are too much #but none of that is new and now I feel compulsion to defend something I didn’t care about in the first place #we keep having to do this your second hand embarrassment is killing you buddy #talkin

soplue

get in your costumes!!!

#deltarune #let them be Mike everyone gets a mikesona

sinttipiraatti

Just Chillin'

#dunmeshi

jame7t

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

christianstepmoms

Terrible news! There's been a massive recall!

Prepare for your Amazing Digital Salmonella!

jame7t

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

cungadero

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

thrice-the-nobling

prev's tags are too good not to save

#doesn’t help that the common rendition of viruses looks like a robot #but it rly shows we are just bundles of code getting wet with it

baddyzarc

If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core game…

baddyzarc

The situation is so funny man

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Now they’re sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like Pokémon loses their money

themainspoon

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

#good I hope they are put off scalping for life

ornerycrab

Go Mewtwo! Psychic Womb Attack Now!

#pokemon #Lego #why did they do this it’s so funny

Trying to finesse my friend into buying me the entire delicious in dungeon manga. For pride month

#he won’t tell me his fave character but I know he’s a falin man #he doesn’t know it yet he hasn’t hit That Part #talkin

homemeansthehills

#this is my bible

I’m at the point where if a customer asks me how much something is I just guess. I just lie to strangers

#the trick is you go too high #then if they do take it they get the nice surprise that it’s cheaper #every day I’m finding new ways to not try at my job I used to be so eager #talkin

vitocosas

my hc he gets fat in castle town now that he doesn't have as many responsibilities as mike and can take time off now that mike is gone foreveeeeeeeeer (as of now sjkksjjks)

#deltarune #yay gaining weight to indicate healing!

Everyone at work is getting sick again and coming in to avoid getting warnings. Which makes more people sick who also have to come in. Else they get warnings. And too many warnings can get you potentially fired. Too many to them is two

#I’m on one lmao #they would be insane to sack anyone right now we are on skeleton crew #but this business is not the top of smart decisions and absolutely would rather we die on shift #once again punished for the crime of having a body #talkin

Oh I hate seeing comments on random posts this app keeps making me accept change

#is it possible to make a good change? to improve user experience? can it even be done?#talkin

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