more random shit I've heard recently starters
"Ducks don't fly!"
"Yes, I am good at that. Don't judge me."
"Well aren't you just living the dream?"
"What are you doing round here? You never sit here."
"That's not what that's supposed to look like."
"Why are you never done shouting?"
"There is no way you're healthier than me!"
"Can you honestly see any of us working there? That wouldn't go well."
"Why do we always seem to end up at the wrong place?"
"You'll never believe what excuse they used!"
"You know, one of these days we're going to ignore a fire alarm and there's going to be an actual fire."
"I know he was just talking but I have no idea what he just said. Did you get what he meant?"
"I can't spend another day stuck inside this place, it's too much!"
"That's not how you open the door."
"Who even designed this place?"
"Do you even know anything about birds?"
